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Andrew T.

@spudfish83.bsky.social
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Writer, hopefully. Into photography, gardening, Sci-fi, travel lit, travel etc. Bad knees, head like an egg. Northern, European. Everton, sometimes Boro. Same @ everywhere. Same hat everywhere too.

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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plus, their fathers likely did the same thing 20 years before and also said next to nothing about it. Mind blowing.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And this generation brought up our parents. There must have been some inherited scarring?
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump isn't your main issue, America. It’s the money behind him and the party too cowed or invested to challenge and stop him.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its big shit and big success to you *now* because _you have been very unwell_ recently. It's health Sam. Walking home after a broken leg is on par. You're doing fucking brilliant just being here. X
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I preferred their work on Celebrity Death Match.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How did he even write?! Or is this *how you actually write*?
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you so, so much, Percy, for the delightfully-dainty depictions; and for those of you who’ve yet to experience me on Dr Katz, I humbly beseech you to gently click www.emophilips.com/video/9E52A0...
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Dr. Katz #1 - Emo Philips
Comedian & Mammal
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like a thief in the night.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heading down to London. Do I need to avenge Carter or is that all sorted out?
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey, i haven't had blood testing in over 2 years. i've been putting it off bcos of the cost. if you can donate or repost id appreciate it. thanks. 🤍
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Donate to help sloane with medical costs, organized by Sloane Lysbeth
hi, my name is sloane. im a transgender woman living in england. im currently … Sloane Lysbeth needs your support for help sloane with medical costs
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could this perhaps be a rare occasion where AI is actually useful? Sorry, sorry, sorry. X
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kieran Maguire has been so busy this week even I've talked to him! (Genuinely! 🤣)
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You have like 960 million guns over there, don't you?
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He looks like a botoxed Tintin from the evil Star Trek universe. I hope he never realises he's gay and he's frustrated forever.
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Alan Godfrey Maps (3,900+ publications and counting!) @alangodfreymaps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We include a street directory and a contemporary train timetable; a wonderful view into our forbears’ lives. They also give name to the many workers in the very varied industries the area once saw, from orange and watercress growing to huge gas and sewerage works.
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Alan Godfrey Maps (3,900+ publications and counting!) @alangodfreymaps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This map is part of our excellent coverage of #Cambridge, and our essays across the range highlight the friction between locals & students, workers & tutors, fields & form-rooms, over centuries – while also charting the changes industry and technology wrought upon the landscape and its inhabitants.
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Alan Godfrey Maps (3,900+ publications and counting!) @alangodfreymaps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/subscription...
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Alan Godfrey Maps (3,900+ publications and counting!) @alangodfreymaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘Waiteing for the waves… Slaithwaite 1904. Some big stories on this NEW map, one of which relates to our samples. Another discusses the important history of the Radio to this part of #Yorkshire. We also have a smashing egg anecdote, & a look at the long history of this lovely part of the country.
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💋SassyAss💋Sister🔥🔱ValkyrieQueen🔱❤️‍🔥🥷Resistance Fighter👊 📎 @sassysister27.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
❤️ Look at that adorable face! This is Yami Asta! He’s such a lovable boy, so sweet and cuddly and very affectionate! He’s a dog lovers dream, a loyal companion who will love you with all his heart. 🆘 He Needs A Hero! Free2foster Vet care covered! 🙏Pls Share this wonderful boy! See info below👇
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orange order.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Question; Why do they march? What is it for? Why do the need to march?
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At a guess, the Remens or Romulans might have had him somewhere to see if they could use him to attack blah blah etc, then got bored and threw him in with Shinzon?
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why does the psychic rapist guy protect a human kid who can't do anything for the noise hurting his ears? What for?
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So... Star Trek Nemesis - doesn't make any sense, right?
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A sale or two at my shop would be a colossal help. This helps support me as a fabric artist, unofficial town sorcerer, and human being. I'd love for you to check out my Jeremy Creatures. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"When I'm usin' Windows"
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love you Sam. Wish I had an answer x
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a glazed tile from 15th century Burma, depicting two demons with animal heads (maybe deers).
Glazed earthenware tile with a pair of moulded figures with deer-like heads, wearing loincloths and carrying shields and clubs. They are painted with an emerald green and brown lead glaze, against a white background. Late 15th century. Burma.
Asian Civilisations Museum. Singapore.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A memory. Six month later. Exactly. I'm on a school trip. We're about 16. Never been to the USA. Deep in the bowels of a subway station, levels underground. A circle of silent people looking at a wall in a small open space. Names of the lost. 6 months on, people still checking, remembering.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm glad the edited it. I feel like this film would have sucked.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Move to the UK, we'll sneak you in ❤️
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Alan Godfrey Maps (3,900+ publications and counting!) @alangodfreymaps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bars and Crosses- Preston: Park Road & St Ignatius 1847-57. Alan Godfrey takes us on a tour of the rich ecclesiastical history of #Preston, the story of one of the longest-running prisons in the UK, & what can be recognised in the modern day beyond churches & jails in another beautiful publication.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you RNLI
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An open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLI
This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th...
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can't [Grown hair] ❌️ Can [Grow a garden] ✔️
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When it comes to Todd Blanche and the Epstein material, I’m reminded of what my grandfather used to say: “Nobody buries what they’re proud of.”
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Plus "inheritance"...
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Looks like they're waiting for some Ubers to P-P-P-Pick them up.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love this fact.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Utter gold.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can it be that he's so bloody blatant its too big to see?!
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bullets? In this economy?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyone looking for people to join their official Fantasy Premier League league? I'm looking for more leagues to join 👍
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.alangodfreymaps.co.uk/subscription... More jokes! More reminders that our early-bird price for the 10 x #Edinburgh map subscription is 🚨🚨🚨ENDING SOON (TOMORROW!)🚨🚨🚨
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Could you clarify what you mean by 'ethnic lines' please?
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My apologies Dr Bohan. I'm still learning about the history of the conflict, while I think much of the violence was less about religion than revenge & fear in the past, I meant would the excuse of religion be used. I wasn't too clear in my question, and it was obviously the wrong question anyway!
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Andrew T. @spudfish83.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you think there could be an upswell in violence on religious lines if unification took place?
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Alan Godfrey Maps (3,900+ publications and counting!) @alangodfreymaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Resplooting...
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