Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 3hMarge Simpson was the first blue hair w/ pronouns fr 060
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 5hI love 2 things: Cumming And suckin dick And I’m all out of cum And dick Can u pick me up 150
Reposted by Marge SimpsonErin Corbett Music @erincorbett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026hooked up a fuck machine to my modular synthesizers, just fyi 6153
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I stepped outside and breathed fresh air and listened to young thug I feel a lot better now, never kill yourself 020
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Feel like I just wasted the whole day chasing bullshit in this code that I should not have to be chasing. I’m so fucking depressed 120
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026ai psychosis but it’s from trying to detangle the vibe-coded slop from the actual useful functions in an open-source repo with lax Ai policies 040
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I completely agree and also Beef would eat me in a heartbeat 110
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Bart, Homer Lisa Maggie Question What do these things all have in common Everybody KNOWSS I’m a amotherfuckin SIMPSONNNNN 150
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Crazy thing to add to the “they’re eating the dogs” discourse 2 years after the fact but I fuck with it 110
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A Scene will really be like “ZERO tolerance for harassment, abusers, predators, rapists” then sure go on to tolerate lots of harassment, abusers, predators, & rapists cuz they’re friends with half the bands and suddenly it’s all “second chances” (for the 4th or 5th time) & “rehabilitative justice” 030
Reposted by Marge Simpsoncayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 10/10/2026an apiary should be for apes 282
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love being a sound designer so much…. Who’dda thunk ….. Marge Simpson …… sound designer 040
Reposted by Marge Simpson.lavenderStarlight+ @flowersforaerith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the gock ellis lol 161
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Octopus got brain hands , fucked up…. And we eat that shit??? And it’s DELICIOUS?!?!? 000
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When woman kisses woman, that is a sign of great respect in my culture 010
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026*girl who calls her toaster “the shell”*: Toast in the shell 🙂 020
Reposted by Marge Simpsonthe pusha t of moving e @livingdeadreverie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026these types of guys play a valuable part of the ecosystem which is distracting SF tech bros from the sewer raves 231
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Actually you know what you’re so right about this, not only that but I’d go so far as to say this post is now a family heirloom 010
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For an art form that is exclusively about “cultivating a vibe”, these bitches sure do know fuck all bout how to cultivate a vibe 020
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There’s a type of DJ content that is like: *plain black T-shirt white guy DJ scoffs at DJs who dress up and like, dance and stuff and put on a lil show behind the booth* and it’s a grim reminder that DJs are truly the most obnoxious and miserable type of artist out there 120
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Omg I love “combining two films titles game” 😍 020
Reposted by Marge Simpsonratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 08/10/2026why do we let people with adhd participate in society btw 111
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They are shadow banning me because I am Marge Simpson 021
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just imagine… when this year is over…. It’ll never be 2026 again…. 110
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sometimes I’ll say shit like this then get soooo AGP about myself my pussy get weeeeettttttt 010
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The sickening poptimism of late 2000s festival-grade neo-psychedelia 000
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When I feel like shit all day only to finally have my protein shake at like 430pm and it’s like “oh yeah I forgot to drink my protein shake this morning” You can NEVER forget to drink ur protein shake!!! That’s where all ur problems begin 010
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026THE PAST IS A GROTESQUE ANIMAAL 👁️👄👁️ AnD IN ITS EYES U SEE 👁️👄👁️ HOW COMPLETELY WRONG U CAN BE 👁️👄👁️ 000
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thinking…. Once more…. About kissing women on the lips …… 010
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It will never not be deeply embarrassing that this current fascist era was ushered in by grown men being mad about children’s media 040
Reposted by Marge Simpsonhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026i think about this tweet every day 21776409
Reposted by Marge Simpsonthe pusha t of moving e @livingdeadreverie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026AND I KNOW THAT IM THE SHIT BECAUSE I WROTE THIS ON THE CRAPPER 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 141
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I grew up in the mid 2000s surrounded by fanfiction .net girlies and many of them turned out dumb as rocks 020
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a post that was like “we have a literacy crisis cuz no one stays awake til 4am reading fanfic anymore” and like… HOT TAKE… I’m pretty sure that treating fanfic as a substitute for Reading Books™️ was the first domino in the literacy crisis actually 151
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m in a Snoopy gc with some of torontos greatest minds 020
Reposted by Marge Simpsonuniversally boo-loved @ziva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the rainbow honor walk in sf lol 20537159
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know those women and can confirm they love each other 120
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is not me looking down at Recreational Drinkers btw, there is much to enjoy about drinking, it simply gives me tummy aches which is why I have no choice but to parachute benzos instead (I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding) 020
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When ppl see u as someone who does a lot of drugs and then u mention you don’t really drink that often they get real weird/dumbfounded about it but it’s like… buddy, alcohol is a SHIT high and has AWFUL side effects and is SUPER expensive literally the only thing it has going for it is availability 220
Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m gonna say it: I think this “Charlie Brown” kid has got some pretty severe mental illness and/or unaddressed trauma 040
Reposted by Marge SimpsonWerner Herhog @skeletongirl.northsky.social · 06/10/2026looking at the news and giving myself treatment-resistant depression 111
