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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 4h
base big box was alchemy+prosperity
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 4h
good ol dominion
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 7h
Spooky season continues. 🎃 #DOSGaming
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 7h
one of my favorites
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 7h
sitting in a parking lot rn and some old sack of shit in a Silverado parks next to me with trump stickers on the back of both sun visors and another taped on the inside of the passenger window. like buddy how's this working our for you
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 8h
the marketing for this movie was extremely funny. like here's Tom Cruise but in a lot of other movies
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 8h
is it, they should be honest
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 8h
yearning is a funny way to say personal spank bank
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 9h
god she sucks so much
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 15h
is that a cult
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 17h
I watched a japanese horror movie called 'best wishes to all' and it was too absurdist in parts for me so i was just laughing at some of it - i still enjoyed it because it was an interesting story. I also laughed at obsession though because again, it was simply absurd in some spot. i liked that too
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
does he know he can just decline to do it like shit man it's easy to say 'not interested in fantasy sports'
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
watched session 9, thought it was pretty dull. im watching a horror movie a day but mostly as a I Got Shudder Back thing as i tend to watch a lot of horror movies already
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sounds like they want to be the owners not managers
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thai localizations of foreign movies are very funny. Whalefall = 'I must survive this whale' Other Mother = 'Mommy is coming to haunt you' Titanic = 'The adulterous affair that sinks the ship' The Cycle = 'It returns to howl'
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nah they should just not vote, otherwise they're using evil vote by mail, the tool of the democrats
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no you're clearly wrong as delineated by this uhhhhtical
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
little is relative
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
damn can't believe your mom has a 10" hdpe dildo
a piece of hdpe pipe with a head attachment to be pulled thru the drilled hole
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i thought he was already dead tbqh
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
would probably market lie about this? no of course not they have no self-interest in it. of course. you know.
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched bloody tennis the other night and thought it was pretty good, although they give away how the sausage is made (literally) a little early imo
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wow rude
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
isn't this like an insanely bad idea? idk I'm ok with that. let the toxic god stump for your shittiest candidates (all of them)
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry not gonna learn whatever the fuck malfoid is no thanks
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
99 bucks for a full year? hell yeah
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
their ownership of the VHS franchise was also good as they have been consistent bangers since they took it over IMO
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i reupped a shudder subscription and it really is one of my favorite streaming services right now. not super expensive, lots of great movies
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
somehow
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yes but also no iirc rey calls herself Skywalker at end of 9th movie
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not joking but I did think that was a real character until someone said it was a meme, I know very little about Star wars outside of the immediate movies. and it's very George lucas-esque of a name
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just loads of sexual tension in this star wars movie. it would be funny
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that sounds like a terrible idea unless it's entirely slash fiction writers
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
some years back I went to this Star wars themed bar trivia night and found out the name of the play palpatine and Anakin are watching is called squid lake. Lucas is not very good when it comes to names
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
okay but it sounds like a very George Lucas name
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no star wars movie should require homework either. none of that MCU shit
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's a very George Lucas caliber name so I assume it was from the first 6 movies
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
agree with that, she looked like she could have been special but just died like a chump.
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was that the guy selling death sticks
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think Star wars fans are the movies worst enemie
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
those are all words indeed
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fortunately I'm no star wars guy, I have no vested interest in these being good or blockbusters or whatever
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
look the past attempts to dive into the cold comfort of existing characters failed. maybe start over
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can just make new characters. like move on. all new guys. no skywalkers, or palpatine, you know. like expand out a bit.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reserving my empathy for the people who did not vote for this in the first place
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think its partly because if youve seen one halloween movie you've seen them all, because it doesnt play with the formula very much compared to f13 or nightmare, nightmare has all the increasingly wild dream stuff and f13 just decides to have fun with it
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i like the first halloween movie and the 3rd one (yes, the goofy ass one) but yeah i dont generally like watching the other halloween for some reason. at least F13 gets super whacky in the later ones, i love jason X despite how goddamn stupid it is
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i like it as a whole more than F13th and Halloween, but i think thats because i like the supernatural elements of krueger more than just the Large Man Stabs People (and the semi-supernatural elements of later F13s)
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