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@spootot.bsky.social
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spoot 🔞 zone born '98 proud fag closeted furry probably plural porn channel heckler transgender extremist poster of hot takes and gay trash traces of nsfw may be present minors begone lest ye be cursed

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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sure ai sucks, but who else is offering to ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about soup?
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
shoveling mulch for 3 hours straight changes a bitch
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
transphobia happens because we are just too funny,, like we are collectively so much funnier than the general population that we're no longer relatable aaaand post
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I need to be thrown against a wall. not in the sexy way, in the hulk vs loki kind of way
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I missed a bus to the train station and was going to be late to an interview (I think). This guy pulled up and offered me a lift to the station since they were already going that way. In hindsight, a risky move to accept, but he kindly dropped me off and I made it in time
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I love cellulite. like god damn I'm so happy I can appreciate something like that in spite of losers who dont :3
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
having a bad day and a femboi invited ME over. I only dreamed of this life before
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
considering modern self aware humour, if branching timelines really exist, then whoever is living in the worst timeline will have people actually acknowledging it while being completely unaware that it's true
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
my gf wouldn't believe how gay I am for u
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
one thing they never told me about transitioning is how being called "bro" by cool cis women would end up feeling gender affirming
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
you can call me All Different Shapes And Sizes the way people be coming in me
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
hiring a jester for the polycule
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 15/11/2025
We found him ... the Blues Father
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
who up tryna get hoisted by they own petard 👀
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
remember remember, the whichever day it was of november
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Sock-umentary Filmmaker @dropdownbear.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season! Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"or else" ❌️ • implied force • threatening • ruins the vibe "if you dare" ✅️ • mysterious • ++ aura • gets you in the holiday spirit
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/10/2025
my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I think
Man standing up to speak meme but his head is replaced by René Descartes
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I woke up with a boner boner
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I like being masculine in a feminine way, in the same way that the air blown from a fan feels better during the summer
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
[to a succubus]: how many horns do you have? [succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
a broken clock is right twice a day but you wouldnt check it for the time
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
atp i should just say I'm nonbinary
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
feeling her lips on my teeth dats right babey she kissin my teeth
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
'cause every time we touch, i start this leaking and every time we kiss i swear I could cum
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
1000 MORE YEARS TO FAT TRANS BUNNY BOYS AND FURRIES
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
as you feel the lust-drunk haze dissipating, a realisation makes you jolt to attention - the girl who'd been rocking your shit, and did so by crossing a few boundaries, is not in your room. you slyly peek out of the bedroom to find her lighting a fag by the window (1/3)
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I had no idea the effect I would have on people just by being genuine and kind it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
after sex I'll usually say something like "cowabunga!" just to release the tension
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murder, she gote @tonythegoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
feeding tha whores
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
badge of honour, really
Text messages received at 7:53am that read as follows:
"Like dude you literally kissed me. Speaking of, I may be unable to stop thinking about it. I think it felt like the gayest kiss I've had in my life."
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
LMFAOOOO THIS IS THE CAPTION ON HIS FINAL INSTAGRAM POST
Charlie Kirk's final instagram post before being killed, a video in which he argues a pro-life stance in a debate, is captioned "Play certain games, win certain prizes"
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
You're in their DMs. I'm in their DMs. Maybe we should do a group thing...? Now you're in my DMs. I mean, I'm down if you are.
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Skip🐶 @beaglescouts.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
lesbo dyke wolfpuppy dog girl
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Can someone explain to me why Meta has their AI chatbot(s) sending minors sexually explicit messages and tips on how to obtain an eating disorder, and not only are they not reprimanded in the slightest, but they get to KEEP the AI?? Apparently sexual exploitation of minors is okay if it's automated
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
this cat's name is Salem. it's derived from the word salami, which cats can have a little of, as a treat
Salem the black cat, sleeping while curled up like a shrimp
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Fart Until Ya Tummy Don’t Hurt No More
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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
sext: our bodies are chunks of meat strapped to bones like bombs strapped to bank robbers and we are not afraid
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
is the trans flag blue with pink stripes or pink with blue stripes?
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
usually when a child asks you a question, you're meant to answer it. hope this helps and get well soon
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I gotta stop being so nice to everyone before I am diagnosed with The Terminal Illness That Kills Nice People At An Early Age
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spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I'm the transfriender [my smile fades immediately and I sigh deeply]
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