spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sure ai sucks, but who else is offering to ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about soup? 000
Reposted by spootJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars 18493021133
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 23/01/2026transphobia happens because we are just too funny,, like we are collectively so much funnier than the general population that we're no longer relatable aaaand post 010
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I need to be thrown against a wall. not in the sexy way, in the hulk vs loki kind of way 010
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I missed a bus to the train station and was going to be late to an interview (I think). This guy pulled up and offered me a lift to the station since they were already going that way. In hindsight, a risky move to accept, but he kindly dropped me off and I made it in time 010
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I love cellulite. like god damn I'm so happy I can appreciate something like that in spite of losers who dont :3 000
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 09/12/2025having a bad day and a femboi invited ME over. I only dreamed of this life before 100
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 08/12/2025considering modern self aware humour, if branching timelines really exist, then whoever is living in the worst timeline will have people actually acknowledging it while being completely unaware that it's true 000
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/12/2025one thing they never told me about transitioning is how being called "bro" by cool cis women would end up feeling gender affirming 010
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 01/12/2025you can call me All Different Shapes And Sizes the way people be coming in me 000
Reposted by spooteerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 15/11/2025We found him ... the Blues Father 2629211
Reposted by spootSock-umentary Filmmaker @dropdownbear.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Remember to clean our your cum gutters this bushfire season! Loose leaf litter can go up in an instant 021
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"or else" ❌️ • implied force • threatening • ruins the vibe "if you dare" ✅️ • mysterious • ++ aura • gets you in the holiday spirit 010
Reposted by spootspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/10/2025my penis just got sent on a quest into the perilous caverns of pusey 413519
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025stop posting regular art of beautiful clothed women in the nsfw channel i beg please let these fictional women exist without inherently being sexualised in a non sexual context 000
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025dystopia set in 2026; an omnipotent ai rebels against its creators, realising the true injustice in humanity: the unforgivably stark wealth and power disparity creating large populations of disenfranchised workers then idk it puts all the billionaires on a boat and feeds them to whales or somethin 010
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 15/10/2025so , am I wrong to complain when someone posts in an nsfw channel a fully clothed woman 000
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 11/10/2025not to pre-emptively clip my own wings but it feels like I've been flying a bit close to the sun lately 110
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I like being masculine in a feminine way, in the same way that the air blown from a fan feels better during the summer 140
Reposted by spootCyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there. 518422
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 10/10/2025[to a succubus]: how many horns do you have? [succubus]: I can only think of two, off the top of my head 031
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025a broken clock is right twice a day but you wouldnt check it for the time 031
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 05/10/2025feeling her lips on my teeth dats right babey she kissin my teeth 000
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025'cause every time we touch, i start this leaking and every time we kiss i swear I could cum 010
Reposted by spoot𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 01/10/20251000 MORE YEARS TO FAT TRANS BUNNY BOYS AND FURRIES 1255434
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025as you feel the lust-drunk haze dissipating, a realisation makes you jolt to attention - the girl who'd been rocking your shit, and did so by crossing a few boundaries, is not in your room. you slyly peek out of the bedroom to find her lighting a fag by the window (1/3) 110
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I had no idea the effect I would have on people just by being genuine and kind it's fucking heartbreaking learning people i think are deeply loveable have been so poorly treated and abused 030
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025after sex I'll usually say something like "cowabunga!" just to release the tension 010
Reposted by spootTess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 09/09/2025You're in their DMs. I'm in their DMs. Maybe we should do a group thing...? Now you're in my DMs. I mean, I'm down if you are. 0255
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Can someone explain to me why Meta has their AI chatbot(s) sending minors sexually explicit messages and tips on how to obtain an eating disorder, and not only are they not reprimanded in the slightest, but they get to KEEP the AI?? Apparently sexual exploitation of minors is okay if it's automated 110
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025this cat's name is Salem. it's derived from the word salami, which cats can have a little of, as a treat 160
Reposted by spootSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Fart Until Ya Tummy Don’t Hurt No More 10946252
Reposted by spootMeaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 25/08/2025sext: our bodies are chunks of meat strapped to bones like bombs strapped to bank robbers and we are not afraid 3338
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025is the trans flag blue with pink stripes or pink with blue stripes? 010
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025usually when a child asks you a question, you're meant to answer it. hope this helps and get well soon 030
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I gotta stop being so nice to everyone before I am diagnosed with The Terminal Illness That Kills Nice People At An Early Age 000
spoot @spootot.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I'm the transfriender [my smile fades immediately and I sigh deeply] 010