turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Two black chickens on the shoulder of the southbound 101 150
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Waymo Cybertruck Tesla Jeep: the four horsemen of the idiot apocalypse 080
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Our first mistake was letting brands send us emails 0110
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mariah Carey gets Christmas but Sheryl Crow owns summer in LA 010
Reposted by turkey meatballGrebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026thanks froggy ufo 🛸 8368107
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Two handsome twinks skip towards a camera man standing outside a flooded garage. “Is your car in there?” “You know it is honey” 120
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Thoughts and prayers to the WeHo gays who are currently posting some of the funniest flood content I’ve ever seen 230
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don’t blame the caterpillar for his fatphobic creator 050
Reposted by turkey meatballDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026(m)(e)(a)(t) (b)(a)(l)(l) - Italian knuckle tats 210239
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Sorry but if you ride in Waymos you’re a cuck and that’s the truth. Someone else is fucking your lady, right now, at the exact moment you’re sitting in the back seat while robot mommy drives you to school. The other guy fucks your lady so good she squirts. Thank you for your attention 11247
Reposted by turkey meatballSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 30/06/2026 11787
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 09/06/2026As the eldest child visiting home, it is my duty to kill all the flies in my father’s kitchen 030
Reposted by turkey meatballParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I found a list of slang from the 30s. A rich/important guy was called "a big butter and egg man" and I'm going to start saying that immediately 241053174
Reposted by turkey meatballK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop 432654420
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 05/05/2026In Silver Lake even the garbage men are wearing slutty little glasses 0362
Reposted by turkey meatballAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/04/2026Sorry I got grumpy about the Catholic Church. It will happen again 49160993
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Devastating: I listened to a polyamory podcast and found it actually helpful 090
Reposted by turkey meatballthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Thank you to the lovely Caroline Reilly at @forbes.com for interviewing me and @spookymeatball.bsky.social about Double Black Diamond and recommending it along with some other fantastic story collections!forbes.comHere Are The Short Story Collections To Add To Your TBR Right NowFrom surrealist romps to heartfelt examinations of family, love, and grief, these collections prove great things can come in small packages. 1111
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Captain, the Elliott Smith beacon is flashing—we’re headed straight for a depressive episode! 061
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Just a day in my life as a big breasted bisexual 040
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 14/04/2026about to make these t-shirts my entire personality 1120
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Librarians should be the only people authorized to create short form video content 040
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I don’t give a FUCK I will like and bookmark every single librarian video on my FYP 120
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The only conclusion I can draw is that American companies fucking hate their customers and want us to suffer 090
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Let me get this straight…you locked most of your products in jail but you won’t hire enough product jailers to let me access them, and I have to scan my own groceries, and now I get to pay 10 cents for the privilege of a putting them in a bag without any handles 131
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I just went to Vons and they told me they are no longer offering bags with handles “to save cost.” This economic system is so cooked bro 140
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The millennial self-indulgence of listening to a Gogol Bordello album in 2026 170
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 11/03/2026We’re so lucky to be alive at the same time as trees. Let’s hear it for trees 16717
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Is a dream a lie if it don’t come true or is it something worse!!! 010
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Woke up with Bruce Springsteen’s The River stuck in my head and I’m making it everyone’s problem 120
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 28/02/2026As a person of Roman Catholic experience I am physically incapable of telling someone a secret without saying “I have to confess,” 040
Reposted by turkey meatballMaggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Thank you to @authorsabb.bsky.social heroes @beccacoffindaffer.bsky.social and Ed Underhill, we have some slides that can be shared by anyone about this, with particular reps to target. Let's kill this bill in committee. 3727857
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Choosing to become more sexually frustrated, for my art 130
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Oh no I’ve developed a crush on the skinny goth guy I see walking his wiener dog every morning on my way to work. We have never spoken 060
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I know what will save the media industry. We need a print magazine focusing on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner 150
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 14/02/2026natural wine this, natural wine that…what about these heavy naturals 050
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Great now I’m being tailgated by a food delivery robot. FUCK OFF 030
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026You know this country is in the toilet because they won’t even allow us the lethe of uninterrupted access to our precious consumer goods 130
turkey meatball @spookymeatball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026My only consolation is knowing the brain geniuses who came up with this hellish grocery store experience will rot in hell and their children will be the last of their line 140
