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Donk Cheney

@spookkitten.bsky.social
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still thinking about a meeting at my last job where I said “so you’re saying you want me to make the app more satanic?” and my boss said yes.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everyone busy going to see the Odyssey meanwhile I’m busy shazamming whatever plays at Tractor Supply
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What it takes to keep me at my stupid computer job
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Update: we started a war and we still can’t buy Absolut Kurant or Mini Eggs Nest Cakes
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Id lol if someone 5150’d the president
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Going to the movies at dinner time is ideal because the consequences of having pineapple Sprite and lifesavers as a meal arent real
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Can’t wait to see what South Park does with this
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
They had one thing pinned on their inspo board for this packaging
Britney Spears “…baby one more time” CD
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Keep going, good people. Live long enough to see their tribunals.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Another series with these three would heal me.
Ruth Goodman, Peter Ginn, Alex Langlands
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
hi hello unpaywalled
wired.com
The WIRED Guide to Protecting Yourself From Government Surveillance
Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to ev...
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Resting my curling iron on my work laptop because I ran out of care units
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Haven’t unclenched my shoulders since ~2015 so it’s almost like I’m perfectly prepared for these trying and stressful times. Got a decade jump on most people.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
me: i am sad my brain: isolate yourself me: surely that won't help my brain: do it anyway me: great idea
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
miss me yet
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
At what point do we all stop paying taxes
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Slug life
A very fluffy black cat experiencing lachrymose exhibited by stretching himself belly-down across a large pillow
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Good evening interwebs
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
What would happen if they sold Absolut Kurant and Mini Eggs Nest Cakes in this country? If it’s anything less than outright war I think it would be worth a try.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Catch of the day
A very fluffy black cat laying on his side biting the end of a ribbon. His bright yellow green eyes are intent and his mouth is slightly open revealing his vampire fangs.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/02/2025
yup
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is so fucking crazy
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Actually it's fine for cats to smoke cigarettes.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sent myself fancy pears, have eaten 3 fancy pears today
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Face ID doesn’t work when I’m smiling
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
In case there was any question of Felix being the best boy
A very fluffy black cat lounging on a bed gazing serenely at the camera while sticking out a small portion of his tongue
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024
Area Loser Declared Patient Zero In Loneliness Epidemic theonion.com/area-loser-d...
Area Loser Declared Patient Zero In Loneliness Epidemic

-The Onion
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 04/12/2024
PSA: Apple is training its new, ostensibly private cloud-based AI on your data with the new iPhone update. Depending on your level of paranoia (ours is high), you might want to switch that off, not that Apple is making it easy. @attackerman.bsky.social with some technical muttering from me:
forever-wars.com
Check To See What Apps Your iPhone Is Training AI On
And here's a step-by-step guide to disabling them. FOREVER WARS does some News You Can Use
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
candied yams are ready
an orange and white cat sleeps on a whitish towel. He is on a blue couch
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The look of a boy hunting his prey (mamma)
A fluffy black cat with wide eyes about to pounce
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
When I watch my cat doing something and he realizes I’m watching him he likes to look at me and give a lil shriek before carrying on
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
I like my job SO much more than my old one but now the shite moments are way more pronounced. Like how I imagine encountering a turd in the ocean is more shocking for someone who’s no longer used to swimming in a sewer.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Quoting Robert Paul Champagne at a work event like a fucking lunatic
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Twitter down Panic following all the funny Panic muting all the anime
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
My cat pulled off the fastener from my foot bandages in the middle of the night because he wanted to play with it in the living room. Ok.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Can’t wait to get a surge of serotonin at Spirit Halloween today. A deep inhale in the rubber mask section should do it.
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Donk Cheney @spookkitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Will I see that stupid Kevin James photo less often over here?
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