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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

what a rich tapestry of ideas on here

Yikes. That takes me back to the start of my career when the newspaper I worked for paid to have their own nameplate font built because the one they had been using for like 25 years got pulled out from under them.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4h

Asking the optometrist for a prescription that still works when I've had four hours of sleep.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 7h

Never give up on your dreams, let the spectre of your continual failures haunt you until your dying day.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6h

Not the least reason being it smells like a darkroom: need to get my fix(er)

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 7h

Nobody call the cops but I might be addicted to pickling

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tiff :) 🇨🇭 @integrandma.bsky.social · 9h

rummaging around. growling. gnawing

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 8h

Refusing to shoot my shot because I'm a pacifist

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 9h

Is right after every crash "early" again? So hard to know, but there's plenty of them.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 10h

Banksy should do more Calvin pissing on things.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11h

I should probably still be doing that tbh

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11h

If I knew now what I knew then...

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

I knew this computer was obsolete but wow

Settings > Optional updates screen showing two Intel System drivers from July 18, 1968

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

Me shaking my fist at Docker while antimalware service executable is snickering behind me

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

I was having a totally normal conversation with someone and their phone interjected offering to call a depression hotline.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, I went across town for mine where there was no line; I just had to listen to a long story about the guy's time in 'Nam.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

One couple was getting a passport for such a newborn they had a bassinet instead of a stroller.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

20 people in line for passports at the post office because they're running an hour behind on appointments. Interesting.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 15h

Received from the Treasury on the same day: my $500 midterm vote bribe check and a letter that says I'm not getting my tax refund because they can't verify my identity.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t think I’m funny at all. These posts are cries of pain

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 16h

"there's no such thing as bots" and "bot traffic did not go down, actually" sound like things a bot would say

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 17h

People who painted their suburban homes black during the five minutes that was cool, this is your month to shine.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18h

It's going to get worse before it gets worser

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h

It's a lot like that husky they taught to say "I love you" but more insistent

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h

I think there's a fox in heat in my back yard. Sadly not a metaphor.

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

we cant simultaneously have fun and know what time it is

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Are you really going to get offended by an obvious joke from an internet pizza? Does that seem like a good use of your time and energy?

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm really just three expired propane tanks in a trenchcoat

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the weather doesn’t want to incinerate me on the anymore, which means bikes are back, baby 😎

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sorry for what I said when I was lovingly hand scrubbing each carrot

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

No workflow survives contact with the user

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Oh, it's my 3-year Slackversary with this customer? Next you'll claim "2023" was a real year that happened.

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

ugh not another reference you know i dont understand those

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Not to mention the cops show up for all EMS calls here, and then half the time the cops call ICE

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Spontaneous nosebleed while brushing teeth, real horror movie shit

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A woman fell hard outside the grocery store, could not get up, but was adamant no one call 911. That's the country we live in now.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Made the mistake of going to the grocery store existentially hungry

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

5 weeks of walking on sand completely fixed my balance and knee stability issues?. Okay, sure.

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✮⋆ ˚｡ kaiya ⋆｡°✩ @sloppyghoul.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the weight i bear being the only person on earth who knows how to drive

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Apparently by "no updates after October 2025" they meant "we'll let your system be unsecured for a year but add an AI search bar to your desktop in October 2026."

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I don't believe in an afterlife but I know the first 30 seconds tastes like Amarena cherries

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Every Southern nicety implies it, but this is another level

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Texans will say "yes, ma'am" to the tone of "fuck you" like nobody else

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The trick is to balance the 40mph crosswinds with the half inch of hydroplaning water

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Boys of Summer captures the exact zeitgeist I'm experiencing out here, so really nicely done

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Future historians will use this post to unlock mystery of America

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Saw a color-matched and functioning gas grill bolted to the trunk of a gold Cadillac

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Can't even mutter "daylight's burning, agents," in the continental breakfast line

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