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Spivey

@spivey.wtf
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Director of Engineering @ Capital One. Lover of cheese, Typescript/JavaScript code nerd, video game player, and all-around geek. If you are MAGA, block me now. I have a hard stance against fascism and the murder of US citizens.

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Ai Dev Craft @ng-conf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🎙️ New episode! Angie Jones talks #AI #agents, guardrails, open standards, and what it takes to make AI useful across teams. See Angie live at #AiDevCraft this October in Las Vegas! 📺https://youtu.be/sKgCTQ2hrFM 🍎https://apple.co/4gYiXzw 🟢https://bit.ly/46MnznJ
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Ai Dev Craft @ng-conf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike Hartington joins the #AiDevCraft Show to talk #AI #agents, guardrails, and how our tools—and our jobs—are changing as AI becomes part of everyday development. 🎧 Listen now! 📺https://youtu.be/fexnNf5qZpw 🍎https://apple.co/4cRKL7I 🟢 bit.ly/3UWryeX
The Ai Dev Craft Show Season 1 Episode 4. Still in the Loop: Developers in the Age of AI. Photos of Lara, Jay, Spivey, Mike, & Brian
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 23/09/2026
I hope the new Opus 5.5 is Super Intelligent, otherwise it is just a failure /troll
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/09/2026
Huzzah. Fuck you Liquid Glass for wasting hours of my time today.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/09/2026
I have no idea how my system got this. I did not want it. And the worst part is that there is no way to roll back that I can find.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/09/2026
I hate Apple Liquid Glass with all of my being. And having my Mac ignore no auto updates and force Tahoe on me today is not the Friday I wanted.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 18/08/2026
milk, cereal, bowl. Chaos.
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Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
ALT: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 07/08/2026
If you think that earnings report is good without a financial audit. I have a rocket to sell you.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 23/07/2026
One of my very good friends has started a Substack; you should give it a read and a follow. He is an amazing writer!! open.substack.com/pub/techtrav...
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Tech Travel Tequila | Andrew Parrott | Substack
algorithms, adventure, and agave. Click to read Tech Travel Tequila, by Andrew Parrott, a Substack publication. Launched 4 days ago.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 17/07/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/Da1bFOz...
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Wick-it the Instigator on Instagram: "#dj #mashup #remix #hiphop"
31K likes, 757 comments - djwickit on July 15, 2026: "#dj #mashup #remix #hiphop".
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 15/07/2026
Do not worry, I already hated them a lot already, and removed my Facebook account ages ago. That is a company looking at its own demise, driven by leadership that disconnected from reality long ago. (See VR communities if you doubt me)
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 15/07/2026
My Claude verb spinners are better than your Claude verb spinners.
Screenshot of a Claude verb spinner saying "You know I don't speak Spanish..." which is a reference to the movie Anchorman
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
rewatching Air Force One and realized how much hair gel gary oldman has on god dammit we used to be a proper country
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 15/07/2026
Is it weird I like to tell Claude to pause for the night so I can go to bed purely so it gives me a lovely good night message? Like super weird, but can't stop won't stop. Yolo.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 13/07/2026
Anyone else dislike CAPTCHA telling you to identify a motorcycle and then showing you a moped? Get it together captcha, you are drunk.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 06/07/2026
I hate saying it but Fable got me buying the Max plan. I've used it for so many things this weekend alone it is nuts.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 05/07/2026
Coulda been the biggest and best party DC had ever seen and instead all we got was a half dead carcass on a 45mm min grievance train and rained out fireworks too late for kids. Even earth is sick of him.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 29/06/2026
Voting has consequences; please do not let this happen again America. We must be better than this white trash bullshit.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 29/06/2026
This guy is a loser, and his self-aggrandizing party to himself showcases just how pathetic he is. The fact that his own supporters left his speech shows what a loser he is. Mainly, I say all of this as someone who is sad to see this happen to his area.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 29/06/2026
As a roughly DC resident, I still find it incredible that people think Trump is a good president and organizer. This man has made what should be a party for America into a train wreck. We already knew he was a loser president; now he is proving it with the saddest fair ever seen on earth.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 27/06/2026
It blows my mind how folks like Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe have careers. These are the most boring unfunny folks and yet somehow they are supposed to be famous. Watching the Kevin Hart roast from @netflix.com and I am stunned this ever got made public. Everyone involved should be embarrassed
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 27/06/2026
The full Prof Good Time Boy might be the best rap album of the last year, and this track the highlight with it. open.spotify.com/track/510UGY...
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Big Wheels
Prof · Good Time Boy · Song · 2026
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/06/2026
As an engineer I view AI as many of you with a giant ugg. The fact the WH is blocking a specific model only means it somehow has thole files in it. In which case, RELEASE THE MODEL.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 24/06/2026
Please in the name of all things holy, do not chew gum in a meeting or conference. Especially with your mouth open.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 24/06/2026
Sometimes we all just need a little sonic violence to get our mornings going. open.spotify.com/track/2obPyk...
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KA - Reimagined
Savej, Akriza · KA (Reimagined) · Song · 2026
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 23/06/2026
watching the market selloff to buy ketamine space race, only to sell it off again has been wild.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 18/06/2026
The fun part about being an engineer is breaking stuff and realizing if you break it harder it might show up on someone's on call schedule. Sorry dominos app on call....
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 13/06/2026
I love the Midwest, but the Midwest diet does not love me. After a week of daily cheese curds, soaked hot Italian beefs, and deep dish, my stomach has decided I am an asshole. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. Cheeeeeese!!
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 01/06/2026
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bilbo Baggins considering to himself. "Why shouldn't I. Why shouldn't I just eat a pile of cheese for dinner?"
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/05/2026
Whoever at Ferrari signed off on this needs to be fired along with Jony Ive. Dear god that thing is ugly.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 22/05/2026
Dear @ticketmaster.com , why are you so incredibly bad at this says the guy at ~9pm EDT. Wanted to see Angine de Poitrine but guess your janky coding means no. This is why everyone and their mothers cousin hates you.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 21/05/2026
Pretty wild our president just stole 1.8 BILLION dollars from tax payers and it is a general shrug from the media. I am old enough to remember tan suit gate.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 23/04/2026
It blows my mind how much AI invents code bad code, and how little folks are talking abou that. Especially at the leadership level. I asked for a simple migration from React to Angular on a small package, and it madeup every single endpoint and presented it as correct even even after correction.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 21/04/2026
My entire decades long career has been trying to explain to managers above me why building UIs is not as easy as they seem to think it is.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 21/04/2026
I am not saying we replace engineers with MMs as there is also the people management aspect AI can't do, but to CEO/CTO types saying they don't need middle management, I have very very bad news for you. (2/2)
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 21/04/2026
Been playing a lot with Claude code and agents and the irony is so much of this what engineering management do. "Did you consider X?" And yet I hear how we shouldn't exist. (1/2)
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 07/04/2026
Okay, I have asked AI, burned a forest trying to wrap my head around it, but what is the Hype with Ghostly/Warp over tried-and-true iTerm2? I am failing to get what I am missing...
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 30/03/2026
Two can play this game, sir!
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 30/03/2026
Dang, going to miss you by a couple days! Get in on the 27th
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Niels Leenheer @html5test.com · 27/03/2026
CSS is DOOMed! I've build DOOM in CSS and every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms. cssdoom.wtf Try it out! But... not every browser can handle it. This is taking the browser to its limit. Chrome has some issues. Safari too. Bugs will be filed.
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cssDOOM
DOOM rendered entirely in CSS. Every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms.
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Konnor Rogers @konnorrogers.com · 19/03/2026
Look mom! Another reason to stop using Vercel. vercel.com/legal/terms#... (Is this even legal?)
By submitting Your Content on or through the Services, you grant Vercel a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, fully paid, sublicensable and transferable license to use, copy, modify, adapt, reproduce, distribute, display, publish, store, perform, and create derivatives of Your Content to provide and improve the Services, develop new products and services, secure and protect the Services and third parties from fraud, abuse, malware, malicious files or content, viruses and the like.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 19/03/2026
Yes!!!!! youtu.be/UBhiZ96w6N8?...
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DUNE 3 Official Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by KinoCheck.com
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 18/03/2026
I think my Chiral network is 95% zip lines, and if you know what that means without googling, you have extra nerd points this week
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 16/03/2026
AppleTV has to be about one of the worst UXs they have made. Between this and the total failure that is Liquid Glass, Apple continues to prove that they have lost their focus on what set them apart, the customer experience. I have to wonder if they even user tested these choices. Blows my mind.
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MDN Web Docs @developer.mozilla.org · 02/03/2026
JavaScript's date object has been tricky for years, but that is changing. The NEW Temporal API brings, 🌍 Easily handle time zones 📆 Precise date math 🕒 Parse ISO strings without errors ⌛ Durations, date ranges, and more. Start experimenting 👇 developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/...
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Temporal - JavaScript | MDN
The Temporal object enables date and time management in various scenarios, including built-in time zone and calendar representation, wall-clock time conversions, arithmetics, formatting, and more. It is designed as a full replacement for the Date object.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 11/03/2026
Deeply un American. Mike Johnson declines to condemn Republicans’ anti-Muslim remarks - Live Updates - POLITICO share.google/GuTEl2BLVS8B...
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Mike Johnson declines to condemn Republicans’ anti-Muslim remarks
The speaker suggested his members meant to decry “Sharia law,” not the Muslim faith.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 10/03/2026
This is not how you are supposed to decompress on the few days you have for yourself. Adulting stinks. Can I go back to my mom telling me what is for lunch and taking me to the hockey rink?
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 10/03/2026
One thing I never thought would be a thing getting older is how little I feel prepared for vacation. I am flying abroad tomorrow, and I only barely know where I am staying. Food? I guess I will figure it out? Weather? Shorts? Fun things to do? I guess I have Google.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/03/2026
The new thing it is doing is when I ask it to announce something to the house, it instead sets a timer with that announcement as the title. It even identifies the word announce and still sets a timer...
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