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Spivey

@spivey.wtf
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Director of Engineering @ Capital One. Lover of cheese, Typescript/JavaScript code nerd, video game player, and all-around geek. If you are MAGA, block me now. I have a hard stance against fascism and the murder of US citizens.

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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/09/2026
Huzzah. Fuck you Liquid Glass for wasting hours of my time today.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 15/07/2026
My Claude verb spinners are better than your Claude verb spinners.
Screenshot of a Claude verb spinner saying "You know I don't speak Spanish..." which is a reference to the movie Anchorman
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 18/06/2026
The fun part about being an engineer is breaking stuff and realizing if you break it harder it might show up on someone's on call schedule. Sorry dominos app on call....
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 22/05/2026
Dear @ticketmaster.com , why are you so incredibly bad at this says the guy at ~9pm EDT. Wanted to see Angine de Poitrine but guess your janky coding means no. This is why everyone and their mothers cousin hates you.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 10/01/2026
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/01/2026
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 01/04/2025
Damn it, I hate today. A certain Cypress influencer posted this, and I fell for it like a sucker cause I am sleep deprived. Sigh. Ima leave it on my LI like I knew it was just a joke and pretend, but you, the real MVPs know I fell for it. Damn you @bahmutov.bsky.social.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 06/03/2025
I really like having adult money.
Working Pip-boy replica
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 28/02/2025
That is one hell of an APY
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 24/02/2025
Dear Grammarly, never ever will I say it any other way. Thanks tho...
Image that shows Grammarly trying to correct y'all
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 22/01/2025
Woot, 2k!
Screenshot showing 2k followers
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/01/2025
Possibly the most annoying Zoom feature of all time, trying to force me to use this stupid crap I very much am aware of and will absolutely never ever turn on. Just stop Zoom, it looks sad when you beg.
Zoom popup telling me to add reactions
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 23/12/2024
Control D update. 3.3m requests have gone through now for December. Nearly 1/3 of those have been blocked. That is wild to think that 1/3 of my traffic is ad tracking and logging. It makes sense, but still wild to see it put in an actual number. Well worth the $20 a year.
Control D chart screenshot with numbers showing 3.3 million total requests, 1.1 million blocked, and 2.2 million allowed.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/12/2024
I have also been running these rules in Little Snitch as a bit of redundancy, and it is not surprising, considering how devs like to log things, but still somehow shocking just how much blocking it is doing.
Photo showing little snitch screen shot with counts of blocks for lists NoCoin, Peter Lowe, Ad Away, HaGeZi Threat, and HaGeZi's Pro DNS Blocklist
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/12/2024
I've had this same fridge at my desk since I got it discounted working at Best Buy in high school. It's collecting tech stickers like a laptop and feels like a fun time capsule. @puf.bsky.social sticker on there you might appreciate.
Mini fridge door covered in tech stickers. Too many to list, sorry.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/12/2024
I decided to try the trial which is why I am able to see metrics. I also wanted to use more lists. For example it also shows which lists are capturing what percent of the blocking.
Screenshot of control d filter blocks with four lists and what percent of traffic they are blocking. Hagezi's Pro being the highest percentage.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/12/2024
Fun update, only 4 days in and putting in some real work
screenshot of Control D anayltics showing top 4 blocked destinations, in order: New Relic, New Relic Again, vtwenty.com, crashlytics.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/12/2024
Nothing at all surprising here. Maybe just that Tim Green was not #1
Spotify wrapped graphic showing top artists and songs. Artists in order, Evan Furtuna, Tim Green, Somelee, Sebastian Léger, Dim Kelly.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/11/2024
There has been much talk about AI taking our jobs, and here I am still finding major sites in the wild written in Angular 1. We gonna be alright fam.
Website URL showing the work angular in it and the old school hashbang that came from the early Angular days.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 25/11/2024
While also on the job market, I am also in the market for a cheese-based cult. Anything that comes with a supply.
A cartoon that says, "Please message me if you would like to start a cheese-based cult." Features an image of a young man dreaming of cheese.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 25/11/2024
If this is part of your application process, please just stop. These are interview questions.
Job application questions asking for far too much detail/information
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 19/11/2024
Just gonna keep getting miles outta this cartoon
Cartoon that shows two individuals looking at each other around computers with the quote "can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'A. I."
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 17/11/2024
This is house music
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 17/11/2024
House music
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 13/11/2024
And for my final post before bed as I hit the midway point of my final week at Cisco I wanted to share my most prized memento. My team made me this gift a while back and it means everything to me. This represents to me all the great things our team did together. Ever get on a call it sits behind me
Hand carved wood hammer that resembles cheese with a base that details a name and nickname.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 20/05/2023
I hope I never outgrow loving this
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 10/05/2023
YESSSSS FINALLY!!!!!
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 10/05/2023
You know I am living that life!
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 08/05/2023
Third week in a row, and this feels apocryphal at best….
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 05/05/2023
The joy I get when I get that follow from @puf.bsky.social!! Welcome to Bluesky! Love having all the Firebase friends here.
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/04/2023
Further Lego timeline cleanser, lifesize space suit lego from the Air & Space museum!
Lifesize Lego space suit
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Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/04/2023
Considering the awkward number of Spivey domains I own, this feels like a lot of pressure....
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