Spivey @spivey.wtf · 15/07/2026My Claude verb spinners are better than your Claude verb spinners. 011
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 18/06/2026The fun part about being an engineer is breaking stuff and realizing if you break it harder it might show up on someone's on call schedule. Sorry dominos app on call.... 110
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 22/05/2026Dear @ticketmaster.com , why are you so incredibly bad at this says the guy at ~9pm EDT. Wanted to see Angine de Poitrine but guess your janky coding means no. This is why everyone and their mothers cousin hates you. 020
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 01/04/2025Damn it, I hate today. A certain Cypress influencer posted this, and I fell for it like a sucker cause I am sleep deprived. Sigh. Ima leave it on my LI like I knew it was just a joke and pretend, but you, the real MVPs know I fell for it. Damn you @bahmutov.bsky.social. 150
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 24/02/2025Dear Grammarly, never ever will I say it any other way. Thanks tho... 020
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/01/2025Possibly the most annoying Zoom feature of all time, trying to force me to use this stupid crap I very much am aware of and will absolutely never ever turn on. Just stop Zoom, it looks sad when you beg. 100
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 23/12/2024Control D update. 3.3m requests have gone through now for December. Nearly 1/3 of those have been blocked. That is wild to think that 1/3 of my traffic is ad tracking and logging. It makes sense, but still wild to see it put in an actual number. Well worth the $20 a year. 000
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/12/2024I have also been running these rules in Little Snitch as a bit of redundancy, and it is not surprising, considering how devs like to log things, but still somehow shocking just how much blocking it is doing. 000
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 09/12/2024I've had this same fridge at my desk since I got it discounted working at Best Buy in high school. It's collecting tech stickers like a laptop and feels like a fun time capsule. @puf.bsky.social sticker on there you might appreciate. 3101
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/12/2024I decided to try the trial which is why I am able to see metrics. I also wanted to use more lists. For example it also shows which lists are capturing what percent of the blocking. 100
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 04/12/2024Nothing at all surprising here. Maybe just that Tim Green was not #1 100
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/11/2024There has been much talk about AI taking our jobs, and here I am still finding major sites in the wild written in Angular 1. We gonna be alright fam. 130
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 25/11/2024While also on the job market, I am also in the market for a cheese-based cult. Anything that comes with a supply. 040
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 25/11/2024If this is part of your application process, please just stop. These are interview questions. 160
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 13/11/2024And for my final post before bed as I hit the midway point of my final week at Cisco I wanted to share my most prized memento. My team made me this gift a while back and it means everything to me. This represents to me all the great things our team did together. Ever get on a call it sits behind me 070
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 05/05/2023The joy I get when I get that follow from @puf.bsky.social!! Welcome to Bluesky! Love having all the Firebase friends here. 120
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/04/2023Further Lego timeline cleanser, lifesize space suit lego from the Air & Space museum! 110
Spivey @spivey.wtf · 26/04/2023Considering the awkward number of Spivey domains I own, this feels like a lot of pressure.... 110