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Spina Spinetta

@spinaspinetta.bsky.social
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Teacher|writer|theater maker|atheist| socialist|part-time Italian Once had a dream I was a Marx brother and honestly, Groucho was cool but I think I'd still prefer Karl on my side in a fistfight

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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 4h
It's time for bed and I'm the most awake I've been all day. Haha body, you're so funny
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly how dare you
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
During Covid, on a Discord server somewhere, I ran into a person who was asking if anyone would like Daily chicken facts. I of course signed up. For about 8 months, I was regaled with gloriously dubious facts about chickens. Then they disappeared, without notice. This week they returned.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so proud of this joke
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cat inhabiting my small workout space in living room, but she is very happy. What do I do?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO......
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've been listening to this raven for half an hour and he hasn't even quothed once
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A no is just a yes with all the wrong letters that also means entirely the opposite thing
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry. They say things come in threes. Let's hope the third 80-year-old is the one we actually want to go.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Stained glass panel depicting Seattle's patron racoon and the words, "Saint Jimothy."
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Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've been single for a long time and I think I'm finally ready to go out there and get another cat.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nothing like screaming at the CVS AI answering system for fifteen minutes until it finally lets you talk to a person
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mark your calendars: August 13 at 1 p.m. ET. The public can call in and listen as a federal court holds a hearing over the Justice Department’s compliance with court orders involving the Epstein files.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's nice to see AI being used for good. Also, they have my vote for the next Superbowl halftime show
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The school year is coming. The teacher dread has begun.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good grief, this hits home.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/07/2026
When an insurance company is deciding whether to pay for your medical treatment, it generates a file, which should contain all records associated with your case, including documents explaining why the claim was denied. You have a right to see this file. (Published May 2023)
propublica.org
Health Insurance Claim Denied? See What Insurers Said Behind the Scenes
Learn how to request your health insurance claim file, which can include details about what your insurer is saying about you and your case.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why do fax machines make terrible therapists? . . . Because fax don't care about your feelings.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@dimension20.dropout.tv Was this before or after the Kumite?
Awesome yellow bumper sticker that reads, "I met Bigfoot and he gave me a lil kiss."
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've been listening to this raven for half an hour and he hasn't even quothed once
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Paul Murphy TD @paulmurphy.pbp.ie · 22/07/2026
The fightback against AI must start now. These tech billionaires pushing AI on us are fundamentally anti-humanist, they think they can replace our art with AI-generated content. They just don't get it - they see art as another realm for them to add to their profit portfolio.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like they still haven't
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
To the person on my street who think it's cute to set off fireworks at 11pm every night in July: my cat and I sincerely hope the next one you light falls in your pants and you Looney Tunes-esque attempt to get it out in time, only to have it explode in your face and then an anchor falls on your head
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I Guess I’m on This App Now 😐 @itsjustjoshy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everything goes up except our pay.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyone Mitch McConnell's phylactery yet? Remember, he's vulnerable to radiant damage
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Duane Bidoux 🇨🇦🇵🇦🇳🇱🇬🇱🇫🇷🇪🇺🇺🇦 @duanebidoux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Data centers should not be allowed to draw power from a public power grid but should be required to generate their own power through renewable resources. Their investments, their risks. No more privatizing of profits and socializing of costs.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I went to a mall today and it was awful.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"The internet has become so obsessed with outcomes that it's forgotten that creative people actually love creating things." -Susannah Freisen
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Google does not distinguish contractually between posts you make, emails you send, and documents you upload or create using their services. All of it is "your content." And they claim the right to repost, reuse, or modify your content in any way they see fit. 1/3
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The median income for a family of four in the United States is just over $139,000. That means in all of these cities, most families don't make enough to live comfortably.
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Did they somehow plan this?
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Everyone in Seattle Stop whatever you're doing right now and look outside
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"Edutainment Funtivities" - An activity sheet that contains very stupid games such as 'join the dot', a word jumble with only the letter A, and a maze that requires the player to maneuver around a large fish
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Contemplating balancing out my leg lengthening surgery by equally increasing my hand size Just think of all the oranges I could carry at once
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Called it
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“You want to seize someone’s belongings just because they have more than you?” No, I want them to stop seizing our belongings because we have less than them
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Just finished reading the Decameron in the original 14th century Italian, all 1600 pages (in the Garzanti edition), and thus I have acquired my very first vendetta. I know it will require a time machine, but I'm coming for you, Boccaccio
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I bet if they sold tickets to this they could get their subscriber numbers back up
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Something that always really irritates me, that annoys me 100% of the time, is when people speak in absolutes
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Sometimes I start to feel like I understand straight men, and then I remember how a straight, white, middle-aged designer I was assisting once told me, unprompted and in the middle of a work call, about the time he broke his penis
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My feelings about the extremely unlikely conjunction of being accepted into an MFA program yesterday and today my post reaching 1.5 thousand likes and counting:
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So let me get this straight: 1. We attacked a country for doing something it was already not doing. 2. Then in retaliation the country started doing something else that we didn't like. 3. We couldn't stop them from doing this new thing. 4. So we decided to do the new thing with them.
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Michael F. DuBois @michaelfdubois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Wow, auto timeout on the bathroom motion sensor light, getting real judgey over here
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wonder what it's like to be a person whose meat suit matches their personality
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Spina Spinetta @spinaspinetta.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Only two more hours to go during which you can share your innermost secrets with your friends and family and coworkers and then pretend it was all an April fool's joke
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