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@spiike.bsky.social
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-Gay/Ace -Any/All -Late 20s -Trash panda disguised as a red panda -Social anxiety incarnate -yaps 24/7 -Mentally lore heavy -Trans rights or suffer my curse -Interests include: FF, that eldritch abomination behind you (are they single?) -NSFW, expect dicks

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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 9h
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Cass ʕ´•㉨•`ʔ @soildweller.bsky.social · 9h
Feeling anxious. Here's todays werewolf warmup drawing
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Mattswolf💙💜 @mattswolf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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Pare 🍃 @paregatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gamer smooch
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Booki's horny ramblings🔞 @elbooki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was about to make a horny post about the new Deadlock character until I saw this I've been outfreaked
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 30/09/2026
Panels from the above two pages, rearranged to make the exchange merely "Hey weed guy... Got some weed?" "...yeah."
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Spike @spiike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh... Never thought I'd see that as a username
Screenshot of a friend request I got on steam from someone called "spongebobfart"
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Guapomansi @guapomansi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's what friends are forrr
Human Waffle in winter clothes and a salmon shaped scarf
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Tiago🐂🔞 🔜 APA 2026 🇦🇷 @saintbull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WOAH! 30 years of Crash Bandicoot!! Here are some new stickers I made to celebrate!
Collage of different Crash Bandicoot (and Spyro) characters drawn in my sticker style. Crash, Coco, Tawna, Ripper Roo, Koala Kong, Pinstripe, Tiny Tiger, Dingodile, Spyro, and Hunter! 🎨🐂 2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Spike @spiike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
come home from the most amazing birthday weekend ever, only to discover I can't order my meds cus the site is broken af, and then Steam has signed me out, and anytime I try to reset my password it asks for my mobile guard, which I have been signed out of lmfao. Cool, thanks.
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Nardo @nardodraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Essyx 🎨🐊 @essyx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if Fox & Wolf but they're actually fox & wolf sized? 👉👈
Wolf O' Donnell pins a blushing Fox McCloud to a wall, teasing the smaller canine's flustered snarl.
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𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 @acidwuff.com · 23/09/2026
WET N WILD
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Survival horror game # 4 stalker enemy
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Survival horror game # 2
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Survival Horror Game
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh m,y god heliosphere.app/mod/z8y135h8...
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Spike @spiike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Update - confirmed gas leak, the insulation piping is homophobic and tried to kill us in our sleep. We should be okay since it's caught now, but yay... fun. Good birthday so far 👍
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Spike @spiike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wahoo happy birthday to me, woke up to a gas leak in the flat 😌
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Burr @burrserk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Animation studios be like: Lets make a high fantasy show with establish sentient monster and beast/furry races. Main cast: only humans, maybe a blue elf at best
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Spike @spiike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally at the age where I can reference this and be accurate 🎉
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jane Metroid do be feeling somewhat ravenous.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Spike @spiike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all ever feel the "it'll get better, just gotta keep pushing through" wearing out? Cus boy howdy do I feel that rn. Lemme catch a break at some point good lord man. Anyway I age tomorrow and I am dreading the potential attempt at contact my mother is gonna make lmao
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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whew. Finally got this working. #automata
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Cynimax, Void Witch VT 📖✨ @cynimax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
been seeing a lot of fortnite screenshots on my timeline lately
a meme image, with the text "leftism leaving people's bodies as soon as they see [blank] in fortnite" but the blank space says "crash bandicoot," with "megaman" imposed on top of it, with "sonic the hedgehog" imposed on top of that, and finally with "sora" on the top layer. the including image with the text is a blue spirit astral projecting away from another body laying on the floor.
people really need to uninstall fortnite, it's so fucking easy to play literally any other game that exists that doesn't fire its dev team to use genAI instead
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★ Kelly @kellyfloof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fall tip: the leaves on the ground are free!!! [clark backrooms voice] 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shanoa Castlevania i love you Shanoa Castlevania
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hyphen @in.terl.ink · 17/03/2025
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Xaviera 🌈🩷💜💙 @xaviera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the artist uses your piece for advertising and you reshare
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Gurlu @gurlu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your hog is now complete. Congratulations.
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Nick (0.03k) @donnatella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck it, watercolor Caterpie
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 26/10/2024
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hades 2 doodlin'
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earflop @earflop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Danganronpa voice) And so that's how... the culprit hit {b}both towers{/b}. Surprisingly relevant stoner NPC: They hit both towers?! Watsonian NPC: That's right. Both towers were struck. Sherlockian NPC: In other words... the culprit hit one tower... and then the other, sequentially.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kiba 🦁 @kiba2412.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
big dumb puppy
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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"Marrow" 🔞 🔜 BLFC, Furpoc? MFF @marrowhyena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it begins
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Something about the healthcare system idk
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