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President of Spiders

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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President of Spiders @spiderpresident.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
(guy about to invent the toothbrush) hey watch me bite that horse
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President of Spiders @spiderpresident.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@michaelehayden.bsky.social your end-of-premium-episode Kash Patel update segment needs to be called Kashing Out
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
once again we are all tapping the sign
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@clairewillett

honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...”

ME: “Yes”

GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...”

ME: “YES”

GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online”

ME: “I’m out”
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT. Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tales of Xillia Remastered courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 2nd, 6:30 PM PT Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
didn't get enough sleep last night and now i'm crying laughing over this
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CHONKING HAZARD Small parts, Not for children under 3 years.
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tmel1219.bsky.social @tmel1219.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/10/2025
just saw a video about how harmful it is to put shoes on babies because their feet are still developing and wearing shoes regularly can make them grow wrong. and i thought damn. have i been reading too much into that hemingway story
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
the earth is the america of the planets
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Little Nightmares 3 (including free copy of LN1 Enhanced Edition) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends July 1, 6 PM PT. Little Nightmares 3 w/ LN1 Enhanced is $33.99 on Gamesplanet buff.ly/9a4pcV3
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 18/06/2025
someone on here referred to the nyt as “the big gray bitch” and i can’t stop thinking about it
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it's got pope shocks pope brakes and it was made in 33AD so it runs good on regular gas
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Rusty Rabbit courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on April 30th, 6 PM PT. Also on sale for $16.99 at Gamesplanet w/ code WARIORABBIT us.gamesplanet.com/game/rusty-r...
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 8 Steam codes for Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver 1 & 2 Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends December 15th, 6 PM PT. Game is available now on Steam and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2521380/...
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KrisWB 🌱 @kriswbennett.co.uk · 13/12/2024
Our viral horror game where you need to inspect haunted cabins is out!! - If haunted, turn back immediately and press 'danger'. - Safe? press 'clear'. You know what would make an indie studio (and publisher) happy on this spooky Friday 13th? Reposting and letting everyone know :)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Follow and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Ultimate Edition (Steam) codes courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social (giveaway ends Nov 27 - 6 PM PT. Eligible wolrdwide except Russia/Belarus) the game is also 20% off at Gamesplanet w/ code STALKER buff.ly/3YL63fd
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT) buff.ly/4hHvV4x Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
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