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@spicynoodz.bsky.social
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Sometimes he tried too hard to make sense of the world, to figure out why people were bad to each other so often.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 4h
"What's happening at half time? Are we eating meatball subs?" Come get your schadenfreude! I haven't had a smile that big on my face watching a video since Charlie bit his brother's finger
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 11h
What a good Sunday!!!!
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How 'Bout Them Cowboys! Dallas Cowboys Fan
ALT: How 'Bout Them Cowboys! Dallas Cowboys Fan
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Russell from Up Waving
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Superbowl parade is gonna be so fun
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 13h
Shit you were talking about yourself in 3rd person weren't you. This is so embarrassing
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 13h
Sir, I was 16. It's like you don't even know me. I DO cheer for them but it feels like my girlfriend cheated on me 30 times and I'm still with her trying to make it work.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14h
I don't think I can take a loss to Houston. Emotionally speaking.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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It's Always Sunny: One Rock of Crack
ALT: It's Always Sunny: One Rock of Crack
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hair plugs?
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ha! I drove through there last night. Even stopped at that Johnny Broyles trail entrance for a second because of something I saw online. Told @abbbyanderson.bsky.social that I'm glad you got it if it wasn't going to be us! Nice job, man!
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah, dude!!! We were just thinking about heading out again. Where was it?
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As the good lord intended when he sent the first pigskin down from elysium after it was birthed by the virgin mary herself. I just need us to continue His work on His day and ruin the weekend for everyone in Arm Pit City.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,930 2/6* ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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New Boot Goofin
ALT: New Boot Goofin
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lotta water
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't wait until he changes the name from Super Intelligence to Super Dumb Fake News because it keeps telling the truth.
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H. John Tran @johnhtran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔵 Trump just launched America.gov, the government’s new AI assistant. It immediately confirmed: Biden won in 2020. Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files. Then it stopped answering political questions. That didn’t take long.
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like a good plan. Thanksgiving a better chance for a bit milder Montana weather....I guess. 😂
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go to Montana. You deserve a peaceful holiday and you had so much fun your last trip.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
96.7 down? A cumulus station.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy sucks, Tim. Already sick of him and his dumb ass personality.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I HATE THIS TEAM BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Superbowl parade is gonna be so fun
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back in the 90s, two slices of Oscar Mayer bologna rolled up with a freedom single would get ya right 90 minutes before dinner time.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ol Nick Folk on my television. Seems like yesterday he hit that kick (twice) against Buffalo and I was running around screaming in my college apartment.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep. Was at the Denton one the other day. I'll never go back to another Alamo. Been ordering the same sequence of food for years and stopped after the queso. It's trash now.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love you, Don Don. Keep that head up. Can't let the bastards get ya down.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SHUT UP
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine beating the titans by 4
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still have moments of disbelief that we're doing a real life fascism. It's like they printed off the wiki and made an Asana board.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing could stop my rage. I'm biting a mf'er if he tries to arm bar me. I'm grabbing balls. Idgaf. Not a single billionaire has enough heart to conquer the rage I feel about having to participate in this system rigged for them.
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Dick Twist
ALT: Dick Twist
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And not even in town! My back hurts and I haven't even loaded my truck!
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I found a lamp, rubbed it, a genie came out to give me wishes, I'd go back in time to when I agreed to produce brunch for 30, two days in a row, FOR FREEEEEEE, and slap the beard off my big dumb idiot face.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some of y'all out here driving for miles with your blinker on and damn does it get me steamed. I'm not even sure why. Getcha head outcha butts. When you elect me I'll make it legal to use lethal force to shoot out unneeded blinking lights.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They've always been political, Sam. Surprised you didn't know that.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Giants 90% 3rd down conversion rate (9/10) would be tied for the 2nd-highest by an NFL team in a game since 2000. Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.
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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The pen is mightier than the defensive stop
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes!
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can't believe they fucking got me again. Greatest marketing firm on this planet.
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George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote
ALT: George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ourapologies
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Must have just been in Canada. I mean what do y'all have, like, 6 companies? Tim Hortons, Canadian Tire, Big Maple Syrup, Mounties Inc, and Big Hockey?
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jesus christ I hate being a fan of this team. What a joke we all are. Embarrassing.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already sick of you
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@cheesetonics.bsky.social 🫵🏻
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They're under there! They were so good too.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Three spicy fried catfish fillets, fries, lemon wedges on parchment paper in a black food basket. A side of red beans and rice. All on a red and white checkered tablecloth.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Haha hell yeah. It's crazy how fast that muscle memory comes back.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm still cold AF on GoldenEye. I've played in the last few years. 😂 Grenade launchers in the Temple? Unbeatable.
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh shit. Do they still make that? If we buy consoles can we play it together online? I was thinking about command & conquer the other day too. The red alert one had me and my friends in a chokehold on our dial up Internet. God damn we're old af
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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wanna play some Road Rash on it
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