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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can't wait until he changes the name from Super Intelligence to Super Dumb Fake News because it keeps telling the truth.

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H. John Tran @johnhtran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🔵 Trump just launched America.gov, the government’s new AI assistant. It immediately confirmed: Biden won in 2020. Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files. Then it stopped answering political questions. That didn’t take long.

america.gov

America.gov

Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I HATE THIS TEAM BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Superbowl parade is gonna be so fun

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ol Nick Folk on my television. Seems like yesterday he hit that kick (twice) against Buffalo and I was running around screaming in my college apartment.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Still have moments of disbelief that we're doing a real life fascism. It's like they printed off the wiki and made an Asana board.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I found a lamp, rubbed it, a genie came out to give me wishes, I'd go back in time to when I agreed to produce brunch for 30, two days in a row, FOR FREEEEEEE, and slap the beard off my big dumb idiot face.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Some of y'all out here driving for miles with your blinker on and damn does it get me steamed. I'm not even sure why. Getcha head outcha butts. When you elect me I'll make it legal to use lethal force to shoot out unneeded blinking lights.

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Giants 90% 3rd down conversion rate (9/10) would be tied for the 2nd-highest by an NFL team in a game since 2000. Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The pen is mightier than the defensive stop

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jesus christ I hate being a fan of this team. What a joke we all are. Embarrassing.

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Abby Anderson @abbbyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“A second Tesla just hit your car.”

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every day I have to drive on 380 feels like 9/11 all over again.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Freakin' idiot mother nature. RAIN!!!!!!!!

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'll never forgive eagles fans for this

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Adam @centexag.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ocho. Eight years of healing and growth. Today I’m grateful for my favorite thing about sobriety and that’s rediscovering the real me. It’s taken a lot of work and I’ll never reach the finish line but I’m getting back to who I was before addiction and insecurities led me to put on masks for show.

My birthday chip from aa signifying 8 years of sobriety. I did that shit

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Shrimp and Lobster Pasta Cooked the pasta in the seafood stock, then built the sauce from that leftover liquid. Seafood sauteed in calabrian chili butter and olive oil. 🍽️🍜

Shrimp and lobster pasta on a white plate

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Punted the pasta to tomorrow 'cause I got tuckered but here's the results for the stock. Crazy how there's just salt and pepper in there as far as seasonings. Amazing color. Worth every bit of effort. 🍽️🍜

Two large delis full of orange shrimp and lobster stock

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Shrimp and lobster pasta tonight. First the stock.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Crispy lean beef with gochujang, gochugaru, grated garlic, onion, jalapeno, bell pepp, and spinach over garlic noodles. Spicy cucumbers on the side. 🍽️🍜

Crispy lean beef with gochujang, gochugaru, grated garlic, onion, jalapeno, bell pepp, spinach over garlic noodles. Spicy cucumbers on the side.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh good. Glad to see the cyclists made it out to smuggle grapes in their shorts and make everyone's lives worse this morning.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey I have an important question for all you DFW drivers out there Wtf is your problem?

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Kinda weird for a goose to have a plane when children are starving

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Polo. Magellan. Sacagawea. Spicy Noodz. For 8 days I have traveled far across our lands on a mission placed in my care by @joebreslin.bsky.social. I have consumed Italian hoagies from both Publix and WaWa. I also, bravely and sadly, reached a ruling. WaWa clears Publix hard. Ain't even close.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I've had shrimp three times today and it's 3:00. The lord is sharing his succulent bounty on his day

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A quick stop for a truck snack. Pretty good little Saturday over here.

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Abby Anderson @abbbyanderson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

before + after @spicynoodz.bsky.social

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Abby Anderson @abbbyanderson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

solid day with @spicynoodz.bsky.social

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Which beach is everyone else headed to for 8 days with their smokin' hot woman......wait... hang on. I'm being told this is NOT something everyone else is also doing. #myapologies

static.klipy.com

Will Ferrell's Iconic 'Hello?' Moment

ALT: Will Ferrell's Iconic 'Hello?' Moment

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If the twinkies ain't got consomé, tortillas, and fixins then I don't want 'em 🍽️🍜

Two Mexican twinkies, tortillas, a cup of consume in a to go box. Mexican twinkes are jalapenos stuffed with brisket, seasoning, wrapped in bacon, and smoked.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

C'mon. Been looking forward to zoning out in front of this baseball game all day. Figures.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Just ordered a full price pizza. FOR DELIVERY. I feel like a daggum Rockefeller. Perhaps this is what my ancestors felt when they were able to purchase a home of their own.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yo I hate this city. How did we let this happen

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Bought me a stock white GE fridge a couple years back from the appliance store on main street in the tiny town I lived 17 miles from. The old man delivered it in a horse trailer. 10/10 purchase decision and shopping experience.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Crazy that a governor just requested proof of life from a US Senator and it's not even the weirdest shit going on right now. Make sure to submit all PTO requests to HR though! Can't have the shareholders footing the bill for unapproved joy! I'll never be able to buy into this country again

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Having a weekend over here. Dry brined this 1.75 lb bone-in strip for 24 hours, tucked into the sous vide for 3 hours at 130°, seared over charcoal and pecan, roasted jalapeno cilantro chimi on the side. Not sure I can make one better. 🤌🏻 All credit to my lovely girlfriend for the action shot. 🍽️🍜

A grill lit with charcoal and pecan wood. On the grate is a thick NY strip steak searing on the open flames and being held by tongs.

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spicynoodz.bsky.social @spicynoodz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

😂 we really are all going to die aren't we

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