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If CBS decides to part ways with Romes, then JJ Watt’s performance today is going to make Greggg Olsen a wealthy man

What kind of material are they making these jerseys out of that they stretch like molten hot Pizza Hut cheese now

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So they gave the turf an extra stitch?

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So I did a liddle reeee-search, and it turns out one of the writers from Discovery that specializes in horror stories was responsible for the zombie and fairy-tale episodes in strange new worlds. And a different writer that specializes in “Star Trek lore” wrote what I consider the “good” episodes.

a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I see they decided to make the final episode of Star Trek Strange New Worlds just another hour of Discovery … this show had so much promise before the writers strike and now it’s just zombies and fairytales and shit Imma go watch DS9 again. Lemme know when they maim Pike and end this mercifully

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Pierre Gasly got death threats from ‘Pinto fans after last race because they felt he impeded their beloved driver… let’s see what kind of energy they bring after their guy caused that wreck today for a pure skill issue

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Brushing my kid’s teeth this morning and a centipede runs across his sink. I freak out and reach for some TP to smash it, but I slipped, fell, and hit my head on the shower door.

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry did he just say “absolute piss-missle”

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Ok dumb question, obviously his elbow is not elbowing, but is his ankle or toe also busted?

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Was not expecting fox to show how his elbow now looks like an ankle

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Big Poppa Love Fighter @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tom Brady just dropped an S-bomb on live TV

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STEP ON YOUR DICK FROM THE BACK

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Oh god that man got violated

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Just make the entire defense out of Span-Ford’s; at least it’ll be fun to watch

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I realize I’m gonna sound like a hypocrite after complaining about the hit on Pickens… but like… how was 34 supposed to handle that tackle once his feet were planted? Either get flat on the ground or jump over him?

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Pickens almost got his head unscrewed like a Perrier cap, but Tom Brady just wants good old hard football like the times where nobody was allowed to come near him

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Why does Tom Brady look like he’s been visiting Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon

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I suppose I’ll still take a year of “bend, don’t break” defense over “top five historically bad” defense, but I was really hoping for more from CP

Daniels runs like an adult version of Kyler Murray

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Benny-Hill-ass kick return right there

Guns Hochuli Jr seems like he’s been slacking on arm day; there was some turkey-wobble on the hand signal there

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I’ve never seen an infographic showing the temperature inside *and* outside of the stadium before

Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

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Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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I’m not a fan of his, so this really doesn’t bother me, but I find it hilarious that Lando Norris lost the win at Madrid because Lance Stroll isn’t skilled enough to execute a spin-turn.

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You could tell that miss was coming from the two extra points. Thanks a lot Williams, you dumb mfer

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Did NBC just run out of commercials to air, and so they threw up the peacock instead?

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Did they expect the defense to go with the fat guys on the edges with that one, or…

Social-distancing-ass defense

“It’s just like a punt”

Likely, naybors, skatteboo, and dart. Where’s norm and his name game when you need it?

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How long has it been since the giants had the fake Sirois brother as their head coach?

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I’d forgotten how good Pickens was at drawing DPI’s

Hey, he doesn’t run like a pirate anymore!

a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Was that a coke nosebleed i just saw going to break

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I hope the Tifosi realize that Sharl Leclerc was a goddamn liability to Ferrari this weekend and now I have to listen to this human cartoon Davidé Valsecchi fill time during this red flag

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

GASLY?!??! THE TRIPOD HAS POLE!

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Met with a businessperson this morning who brought scones to the meeting. He looked at me and said “you don’t look like you eat carbs, though” … wut

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I got a house full of my American relatives today, asking dumbass questions like “how come you never visit us anymore”

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Kimi Antonelli and Lando Norris look like they’re about to embark on a quest to middle earth after this

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

In the mood for a dopamine hit and I just remembered that I have a giant queue of cirque du Sirois waiting for me 🤗

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a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“I know you know, but I’m gon’ say this to you, I… get high, but I don’t get *too* high”