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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙

@spicymuppet.bsky.social
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Still here for the gay pirate brainrot. Also a fan of books, cats, fiber arts, and outdoorsy shit. Primarily a lurker but friendly and mostly harmless I promise. In my 30s because time is a mindfuck.

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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let's go to Blind Man's Cove to see some insane foliage and shit 🌱🌿🍆 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Digital illustration of Ed and Stede in the season 1 episode 8 scene where Stede proposes to go to Blind Man's Cove. Stede's looking very excitedly at Ed, and Ed clearly is finding him super attractive rn. There are doodles of insane foliage in the background and a little easter egg of Ed running naked towards Stede who's wearing a single leaf.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Went xc skiing tonight. Realized at the end of almost four miles that I'd put my boots on the wrong feet. Feels like a good encapsulation of the level of functioning that I'm achieving these days.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
A painting from a medieval manuscript of an orange striped cat wearing a crown and yowling. Surprise? Terror? Outrage? All of the above?
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Unable to resist this little spontaneous purchase.
A painting of a rosy maple moth on a small wood panel
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Never over the range in Rhys's voice from bitchy-commanding to squeaky-excited. Could not have been a more perfect actor for the role.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I would like everyone who's still writing OFMD fic to know that their work is one of the few things helping keep my mental health afloat these days. Thank you all for making the world a bit brighter, weirder, hornier, and more beautiful.
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
winter solstice is a relief. summer solstice is a threat.
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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The holidays can be so hard sometimes, especially after experiencing loss. A person, a pet, a relationship. They are important pieces that can leave you feeling lost this time of year. It's okay to feel the loss and not be merry. It's okay if maybe you need a little more TLC. It's ok to not be ok.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dealing with some heartbreak rn and it's making it really hard to enjoy my beloved gay pirate romance right now. (Is love even real, what the hell.) Some really insult on injury bulllshit here.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"I think you might have conflated cloacas and coelacanths" is not a sentence one gets to type every day. But today was that day.
A coelacanth making a goofy face. Possibly it is thinking of cloacas.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Anyone know what happened to Miles? Distinct lack of medieval OFMD on my timeline and their account is showing deleted. Really hoping they're okay!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Fearsome hunter has assumed the Position of Great Stealth from which he will stalk his unsuspecting prey
A floofy black cat appears squished underneath a rainbow-colored cat tunnel. A floofy tail and one front paw stick out from holes on the underside. He is poised to swipe at a feather toy nearby.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social ...done something to my brain...
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I think this is my new favorite thing. I can't stop staring at these little guys staring at each other!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Eustacia Frothingham 🖤⚔️🏴‍☠️ @eustacia-f.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
One of the all-time-mind-bending-breath-snatching greats.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Had to spend stupid money today on phone repair and a parking ticket, and got notice that my rent is going up. Did I decide that I deserved a little treat anyways? Hells yes I did.
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Pandorable 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pandorable.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
RHYS DARBY DIDN’T SPEND 50 YEARS GROWING HIS ENTIRE BODY TO BECOME A PERFECT RECTANGLE TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS. I AM FULLY DECEASED! 😵 💀
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Dr Xtina | long WIP era ✍️ 🖼️ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thoughts on self-recs in fandom, a 🧵 I find many of us are apologetic about self-recs, and I try very hard not to be for a number of reasons. The first and foremost is that I am a woman (and note that many of us in the fandom are AFAB). Men don't apologize for putting themselves out there
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Just gonna drop this gentle reminder that Moss has a ko-fi link and none of our artists deserve to get shafted by the current insanity... ko-fi.com/mossgroves
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Buy Moss a Coffee
Become a supporter of Moss today!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Oh. Oh I regret logging on tonight. 😭
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Bought myself some emotional support flowers and yes they are OFMD coded in my head.
Close up of a bouquet of flowers. Roses the color of the breakup robe, spiky purple-gray eryngium (it's sea holly! she exclaims in a very Stede voice).
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just logged on here to find a whole-ass new season of OFMD impeccably conjured into being by your imaginations. I love you all so much.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
OMG @perkynurples.bsky.social Liquid Gold confirmed real! 🐝🐝🐝 archiveofourown.org/works/40931679
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Anyone out there celebrating the wonders of gen ai can go fuck a cactus
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I have just been informed that September 19 is National Meow Like a Pirate Day and I just really hope we take full advantage of this.
Fearsome pirate Blackbeard, OFMD rice sack onesie kitten bell edition. Meow.
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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I just think @emcolbs.bsky.social is such a blessing to this fandom, reskeet if you agree* *it is their birthday so if you disagree you go to jail 🫵
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I'm generally a quiet lurker here but the world is shit and I just wanna say you all bring me so much joy. (Yep, you too, even if you're just here lurking with me.) I'm grateful that you're here loving this wild little show with me.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Oh they've got our number...
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petrichor #CrewForLife @gheyandwoke.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
📣I'd love your attention for a minute, crew! I've created a Kudoboard to send to Paramount/Skydance asking them to save OFMD. I want to collect as many messages as possible on it before sending it to them on May 1. + www.kudoboard.com/boards/WDOgZ...
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Kudoboard for Paramount and Skydance | Kudoboard
Kudoboard is an online replacement for the greeting card that you pass around and sign!
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS Go watch this when it comes out. Watch it in the theatre. Bring friends, bring groups of friends. We need to show WBD how bad they goofed. We need to support animation - REAL animation (not AI slop). We can show Ketchup the investment was worth it.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Would anyone happen to have a link to files for OFMD they'd be willing to share? Bonus if you've got anything with the option for captions. Thanks!
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
We can tell stories *and* punch nazis
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I have finally now become a real proper #ofmd fan.
My version of Samba's 40 orange glaze cake.
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angie 🌈🏴‍☠️🦄 @korps.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
We did it!! Great job everyone.
Oxford University Press website
Headline: "Brain rot named Oxford Word of the Year 2024"
Publication date 2 December 2024
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
That moment when you start googling "lesbian..." and google perkily suggests "lesbian haircuts?!" and you realize the reference photos you've been giving your stylist for the last 5 years had more of an agenda than you thought...
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I will be eternally grateful for OFMD and this community for helping me make sense of a boatful of feelings and imagine a world of other possibilities, after breaking out of 30-odd years of comphet living.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
All those fics where Stede realizes he's gay sometime in middle age and has some kind of panic meltdown because he's too old to be finding this out about himself and also has no idea how to actually be gay? Relating too damn hard tonight.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I would read the shit out of that AU
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
He wasn’t sure where this was going but the soft touches & the sweet tea & the quiet smiles were everything he’d dreamed of for so long. #OFMDfanart #OFMD (This was a DTIYS via @Armache on Twitter)
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A friend was telling me that their colonoscopy had come back with no sign of polyps and my brainrot is so bad that (aside from being happy for them) my first thought was "I need to reread Skinned Knees." Thanks @skrifores.bsky.social for making polyps sexy. 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/51030679
Trouble is, Ed’s throbbing, with fewer and fewer clever things he can think of to say. And he would like to come, but he doesn’t back down from a challenge. He stutters out the least sexy words he can think of, one at a time.

“Polyp,” Ed says, popping the ‘p’ sound before biting his own knuckle. “Legume. Gelatinous. Kidneys. Caulk.”
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Mari @smolbus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
it’s smooch your husband o’clock #ofmd #gentlebeard
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
-Deeply Stede coded and therefore smitten with Ed. -Jim or Lucius -S1E10 -Ed murdering the poor snake. Or Stede trying to save his books during the storm. -"Yummy lavender soap" makes me laugh harder than it probably has any right to. -Nearly any flavor of pining.
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Kindness is an act of defiance right now
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
THANK YOU to every single person who's sharing art and fics and memes here. I don't care if it's something I've seen a hundred times, it's all helping make the world feel just a tiny bit more bearable.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Spent the last couple hours going through my profile on the other site and saving what I wanted. What a wonder, the art and the community OFMD made there. I'm making a new home here, though, and grateful for all of you who have migrated here too.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just deactivated my account on the hellsite. I planned to just lock and abandon, but it felt like an open wound. Leaving hit me a lot harder than I expected. I'm feeling so heartsick for all we've lost and all we're going to lose (big and small things) because of the greed of a few horrible men.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I have approximately three functioning brain cells today and they're just dancing around alternating between shouting "prepare for the apocalypse!" and "you were in the presence of Rhys Darby last night!" In summary, it's been a weird week.
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