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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙

@spicymuppet.bsky.social
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Still here for the gay pirate brainrot. Also a fan of books, cats, fiber arts, and outdoorsy shit. Primarily a lurker but friendly and mostly harmless I promise. In my 30s because time is a mindfuck.

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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I love how the cat is holding it up proudly just like Ed in the show
Ed Teach proudly holds up the fine fish he caught
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
So I now have a pact with my cat where when I see him stretch, I stretch. My little furry accountabilibuddy.
A fluffy black cat stretched out on a footstool
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It really is pretty impressive. I mean, we're almost as significant a bunch as infectious disease physicians and Belgian politics and media!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
A painting from a medieval manuscript of an orange striped cat wearing a crown and yowling. Surprise? Terror? Outrage? All of the above?
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Unable to resist this little spontaneous purchase.
A painting of a rosy maple moth on a small wood panel
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"I think you might have conflated cloacas and coelacanths" is not a sentence one gets to type every day. But today was that day.
A coelacanth making a goofy face. Possibly it is thinking of cloacas.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Fearsome hunter has assumed the Position of Great Stealth from which he will stalk his unsuspecting prey
A floofy black cat appears squished underneath a rainbow-colored cat tunnel. A floofy tail and one front paw stick out from holes on the underside. He is poised to swipe at a feather toy nearby.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
TOO LONG, is the answer. Thankfully you've come to the rescue!!!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Miles making the world better one little guy at a time 💜
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
From a friend's deck, about a year ago. I had a visceral reaction to this card, like oh there you are.
Hand holding a nine of wands tarot card, gold foil against black background with nine wands and a snake wound around the ninth.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Mine too! Extra pleased for my little birb today.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Two side by side identical images of Sisyphus rolling his boulder up the hill. Left is captioned "how it started" and right is captioned "how it's going."
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Why did my brain immediately interpret "bach" like this?
Johann Sebastian Bach playing an organ
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I hope your brain stops being a jerk to you soon because your art is fantastic. I STILL have this piece as my lock screen and at this point I don't think I'll ever be trading it out.
Phone lock screen with an image of Ed and Stede kissing in the moonlight.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Also she gets extra points today.
Bluesky post from author KJ Charles reads "I am just seeing the most blatant "reskinned fanfic" tradpub cover yet--so obviously Those Two Guys Off That TV Show, it's even more flagrant than the Adam Driver ones--and I just...don't think I understand the conversation that was had in the covers briefing meeting."
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Oh there is so much to get cranky about the further you look through her insta. 😬😡🤬
Instagram post from Colby Wilkens where she shows off a cosplay of Blackbeard from OFMD, then talks about indigenous representation in media.Continued text from the same Instagram post, including her request that cosplayers not "white-wash Ed or any of the other BIPOC characters."
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Always happy to provide. Here's Misha, ready for belly rubs. (It's probably not a trap but there are no guarantees in life.)
A fluffy black cat lying with his belly up. He's got tufty paws and little baby vampire fangs.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Bought myself some emotional support flowers and yes they are OFMD coded in my head.
Close up of a bouquet of flowers. Roses the color of the breakup robe, spiky purple-gray eryngium (it's sea holly! she exclaims in a very Stede voice).
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I have just been informed that September 19 is National Meow Like a Pirate Day and I just really hope we take full advantage of this.
Fearsome pirate Blackbeard, OFMD rice sack onesie kitten bell edition. Meow.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
So sorry for your loss! Sending love and this picture of my floofy boy. 🫂
A fluffy black cat in a fluffy grey bed.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I have finally now become a real proper #ofmd fan.
My version of Samba's 40 orange glaze cake.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Sorry but I beg to differ, he is still thoroughly Armed in that last one. 🥵 (But also thanks for pointing that out now I'm feeling all the feels too.)
Ed fussing with his pipe and showing off his very sexy arm
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm packing for a work trip and my cat Misha has some feelings about it.
The world's cutest cat (I'm not biased, you're biased) lying in a suitcase looking concerned.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A friend was telling me that their colonoscopy had come back with no sign of polyps and my brainrot is so bad that (aside from being happy for them) my first thought was "I need to reread Skinned Knees." Thanks @skrifores.bsky.social for making polyps sexy. 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/51030679
Trouble is, Ed’s throbbing, with fewer and fewer clever things he can think of to say. And he would like to come, but he doesn’t back down from a challenge. He stutters out the least sexy words he can think of, one at a time.

“Polyp,” Ed says, popping the ‘p’ sound before biting his own knuckle. “Legume. Gelatinous. Kidneys. Caulk.”
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Taika Waititi as Blackbeard in the show Our Flag Means Death sitting and crying, with dark smeared makeup.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Nudging this account slightly more alive as we all watch the fiery remains of Twitter sink a little further into the swamp. Hi all!
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