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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙

@spicymuppet.bsky.social
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Still here for the gay pirate brainrot. Also a fan of books, cats, fiber arts, and outdoorsy shit. Primarily a lurker but friendly and mostly harmless I promise. In my 30s because time is a mindfuck.

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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 3h
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"hand-bound artisanal pornography" 😂 (😍)
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lil bisexual pac-persons. 🩷💜💙 Omnomnom.
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let's go to Blind Man's Cove to see some insane foliage and shit 🌱🌿🍆 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Digital illustration of Ed and Stede in the season 1 episode 8 scene where Stede proposes to go to Blind Man's Cove. Stede's looking very excitedly at Ed, and Ed clearly is finding him super attractive rn. There are doodles of insane foliage in the background and a little easter egg of Ed running naked towards Stede who's wearing a single leaf.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Well there was definitely at least one fic but if we're including those roles the list is gonna have to be a whole lot longer
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I love how the cat is holding it up proudly just like Ed in the show
Ed Teach proudly holds up the fine fish he caught
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sharpening my pitchfork for that ungrateful fucker
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why are men?!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There IS still joy and wonder in the universe!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Monk and Robot books (Becky Chambers), Freya Marske's Last Binding trilogy, and I'll very enthusiastically second This Is How You Lose the Time War.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Aw, sweetheart!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
So I now have a pact with my cat where when I see him stretch, I stretch. My little furry accountabilibuddy.
A fluffy black cat stretched out on a footstool
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That's glorious. I was recently talking with my therapist about ways to interrupt negative brain spirals and she recommended even just taking a few seconds to stretch. She pointed out that animals like a good stretch to feel better; it does all our little animal brains good.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Gah, your brilliant mind 🤩
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It really is pretty impressive. I mean, we're almost as significant a bunch as infectious disease physicians and Belgian politics and media!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a sexy little nebula we make there. This is so fascinating and beautiful!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Went xc skiing tonight. Realized at the end of almost four miles that I'd put my boots on the wrong feet. Feels like a good encapsulation of the level of functioning that I'm achieving these days.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh man super specific work experience is so great until it's not and then what the fuck do you do, yeah
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
A painting from a medieval manuscript of an orange striped cat wearing a crown and yowling. Surprise? Terror? Outrage? All of the above?
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Same and it is the absolute worst, god
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
That looks incredible!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
God that's just a perfect summary of all the things that make OFMD so great 💜
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Watched the gay hockey show, loved it, rewatched it, recommended it to friends. But I can't read fic for it. And it makes me miss wrinkles and weirdos. Catch me here til the heat death of the universe, still hyping OFMD and reading Ed and Stede falling in love in every universe.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Unable to resist this little spontaneous purchase.
A painting of a rosy maple moth on a small wood panel
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
99% of the time it's Stede sleeping like the dead through multiple unnecessarily jaunty alarms. But then there's that one time Ed gets his revenge and Stede doesn't stop bitching about it for three weeks.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ooh, would love a link to join!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The fact that I had never seen this before and my first thought was "oh wait maybe that's where that one fic came from!"
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Would not be sad about that AT ALL.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
100% agree, my only amendment is that the shit Stede whispers to Ed is also deeply weird. But somehow also still erotic and romantic, yes.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Can you imagine Rhys's joy if someone told him he'd been referred to as "the New Zealand lizard man"? Priceless.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Gold star for you! (Also hope you're on the mend soon!)
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Also every Orville Peck song ever!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Crisco as lube.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Never over the range in Rhys's voice from bitchy-commanding to squeaky-excited. Could not have been a more perfect actor for the role.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
OMG the finch sweater!!! 💜💜💜
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🫠 is right
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
But also "is it safe for me to infodump about my beloved pirates?" Relatable AF.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I would like everyone who's still writing OFMD fic to know that their work is one of the few things helping keep my mental health afloat these days. Thank you all for making the world a bit brighter, weirder, hornier, and more beautiful.
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How long has he had that?! I don't remember ever seeing it!
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Perfection. How did I miss these on the hellsite?! I am sat for you posting them here, though! 🪑🪑🪑
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
God do I love them all the more because they're not Young and Sculpted
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K. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐙 @spicymuppet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Should probably just put them in a room together and let them duke it out
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