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@spheromancy.bsky.social
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 3h
DUDE stop no one is asking you to change this shit
google or whateva changed my clock app again so now the timers take up like a 3rd of the screen PER TIMER??? it takes like 4 clicks to make a new 20 minute timer!!! this used to be one screen with a scrolling wheel / keypad man we had this tech solved!!!!
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn what the hell?? rip man
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/09/2026
Fuck this mortal coil. I'm sick of this mortal coil
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A hex upon my haters
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
g-mail (gangsta mail)
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DREAMING OF A LIFE THATS FAIR AND TRUE 🗣️ 🔥
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Chat Pile – Intruder (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Flenser
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[chief keef if he was lowkey mischievous] these bitches love bofa
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pissing off the discord admins bc my chat history is all telling people to install signal
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sign language interpreter at the hardcore show in the pit throwing fuckin hands is this anything?
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
at the Caribbean restaurant: you did WHAT to the chicken
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
picking up scam calls and screaming as loud as i can?
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fiiib @fiiib.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I summon chud magician
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
canada to us 🙏
you aight white boy meme im pretty sure the original is from GANTZ bro idk if i can recommend gantz like that
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
moving to MN goated bc we are wayyyy more likely than any other state to become part of canada when Shit Goes Down
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
why are all redditors still stuck in 2016 humor man why are you hitting h3h3 react gifs in 2026 you are 35
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
playing tomb raider made me infertile
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bro wasnt she in shake it up 😂
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youre afraid of some seeds??? really??
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
most beautiful city in the world
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
free him he did nothing wrong
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW: Flock has said for years that its cameras "cannot track individuals." We found the code for its new AI tool. It's preloaded w/ prompts like "Find me witness" & "find relatives." One tracks visitors of multiple hotels, another if you visit banks after midnight. www.wired.com/story/flock-...
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
nigel mcguiness thinks hes in the brawling birds fr
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Jawsome ! @berylb33.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bluesky can't die before I upload that Oblivion video with the Lil Wayne song replacing the combat music
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is absolutely insane, all of these undercover agents going into churches to surveil constitutionally protected speech. But it really says a lot about how they did all of this and found so little that violated the law. The administration was publicly shamed globally because of this resistance.
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
big year for vengeance
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me and the homies are putting batteries in our socks and beating dobby senseless
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/08/2026
KEEP BULLYING THEM IT WORKS
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The AI Slop Backlash Is Actually Having an Impact
Platforms are finally recognizing that people don’t want to consume AI slop. A growing number of sites and apps now have tools and policies to flag, label, and ban AI-generated content.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
rich guys need to understand it's about paying people enough so that they don't drag you out of your office and bludgeon you and your pinkertons on the docks in a bloody row
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if it starts to get out that you can just band together in democratic processes and voluntary social and labor organizations and offer the plutocrats a real and clear choice between jail/being beaten to a pulp and sharing the pie, well. it's over for these hoes
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
waddle dee day aug 10th the look on your followers face will be awesome
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this meme genuinely snapped me out of a funk and made me feel better…. Thank you dog in beautiful river of life that keeps moving
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
guy driving the car next to me at the stoplight is eating a wholeass broccoli crown like it was a fuckin apple
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
do not buy this the fish is there to trick you this shit taste so bad
two hearted ipa with the fish on it
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
not big puss... this life is just so fucked up
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this + the fact ppl in the admin have ownership and stake in those electrolyte supplements that are giving ppl B12 poisoning is legit gonna kill ppl
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
feeling weird #lunarmadness
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
is that the mario brothers
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i think theres been enough time now i can confess without losing my job: when that guy got kirked i literally hit the speed gif and let out the most jubilant smile of my life i was positively beaming bro
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IShowSpeed's Calm Reaction
Alt: IShowSpeed's Calm Reaction, he smiles, knowingly
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"lockheed liberal" we should kill this guy
loser!
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
maxo with the motherfucking cream
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a little gamer tip i can give yall is if you make the mjf face at someone they will lose their fucking mind it is the single easiest way to get in someones head if they're being a douche in public
mjf doing his little douchebag grin
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Iron tum tum
People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tpab > gkmc > mr morale > gnx > damn > section 80 > does anyone fw overly dedicated like that
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
going back to mr morale, its better than i gave it credit for at the time but the inclusion of all that kodak black makes the albums overall narrative hit a little less like yeah you gotta forgive yourself in therapy even for some bad stuff BUT i dont think we gotta rehab that guy, kendrick
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dylan @spheromancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when the powers off in my apartment for 4 hours on my night off 😥
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