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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The @dennycarter.bsky.social tweet as usual lives on about NFL Wide Receivers

Denny Carter @CDCarter13
Typical QB tweet: love my teammates god is good!
RB tweet: keep grindin
TE tweet: derp
WR tweet: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the best time to fire Aaron Boone was in 2019, the second best time is now

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/10/2026

The Yankees have played in two World Series over the last 23 years. It's their fewest appearances in any 23-year stretch in history.

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Stacey Gotsulias 🧿 (Call me Stace) @stacegotsbaseball.com · 06/10/2026

Ben Rice should be the only one allowed onto the team plane. The rest of them should have to walk home from St. Petersburg.

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why do the Yankees keep on giving up runs and then not scoring any

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

lmao these Yankees are doing things literally not seen since they were playing segregated with a grimy-ass ball and with dudes named Hobe Ferris & Chick Brandom

The Yankees are the 3rd team in MLB history with 3 errors in an opening inning.

The other two: the 1903 Red Sox and 1909 Tigers.

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Ben @spectresmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Are there any professional basketball players on the Yankees? Is this some Freaky Friday Fantasy Camp thing?

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

please break up this no-hitter Austin Wells, it’s very embarrassing

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Monkeys Paw Grabs

ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/10/2026

"You dream about buying a second home, but that would require owning a first. Instead, you spend three weeks designing and building a 'luxury' treehouse in the park across from your apartment. The city declares it a threat to public safety, tears it down, and fines you."

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Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials

“Rather than leaving your spouse for a younger version, you find an older, more financially stable one with excellent health insurance. At the dinner parties...

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 26/09/2026

We saw this on Redzone last week, he's just simulating cooling down the field

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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8

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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026

When people show you who they are, believe them. Fuck you Gavin Newsom.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lowest road ERA in a season, min. 100 road IP, since ER official (1913): 1968 Bob Gibson: 0.81 1913 Walter Johnson: 1.06 1995 Greg Maddux: 1.12 1918 Walter Johnson: 1.13 2026 Cam Schlittler: 1.16 1968 Luis Tiant: 1.19 h/t @EliasSports

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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mario Cristobal breathes a deep sigh of relief. Another ACC program has taken the mantle of dumbest game-losing fumble from a winning position. The curse is lifted. He is free.

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 19/09/2026

Every college football Saturday gives you something you've never seen before.

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Cody Campbell bringing Brendan Sorsby onto the field to start the second half

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Houston's offensive coordinator is named SLADE NAGLE and he's absolutely a guy who turned to football after his career as a Vine influencer died with the app

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Reports say despite looking the way he does Mitch McConnell was able to recite the Nicki Minaj verse from Monster word for word

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For sale: Maine Warden 3-in-1 Parka, never worn

Warden from the Shawshank Redemption holding a gun in his office

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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Buffalo Bills vs Detroit Lions recap The Lions defense: Hi we’re the Detroit Lio- The Bills offense:

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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Barry Sanders at home watching Gibbs run for his life with one sock already falling off his leg as the rest of the team crumbles around him

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Aaron Judge pulled for a pinch hitter in the 6th after striking out twice with the Yankees down 2-0 and AL East still in play ⬇️

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 16/09/2026

I asked Adam Silver how concerned he is that the NBA is being used to launder the reputations of shady sponsors and billionaires.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pete Alonso hits his 300th homer at Citi Field. Just like they drew it up.

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Ben @spectresmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Please. For all of us. Do it.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026

When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.

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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“The missions are thought to be impossible, but me and my team complete them, thus making the impossible become possible”

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One of the things that makes Mask of the Phantasm the best Batman movie is that they make Bruce's turn into Batman even MORE heartbreaking. A Bruce Wayne who's finished his training & is ready to begin the mission he started in that alley finds love and still has crime take it away from him.

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 14/09/2026

People think Skattebo hurt himself with the nosebleed but actually he's just an anime character who saw a hot girl

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ohio State fans in Twitter spaces calling Ryan Day Gene Chizik this is a special night

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026

CBS did NOT have to do this to this Gophers fan.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Taylor Wein just made a TFL and gave the entire stadium at Michigan a thumbs-down, let's get this man a TNA contract immediately

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes. Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We’re disappointing him so much

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026

The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.

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Mike @kantwistaye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When you’re getting that Russini

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Harvey Danger Seattle bumper music again. always good

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 08/09/2026

Compromise deal: Michigan keeps the win, but every person who stormed the field is expelled from the stadium and not allowed back

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/09/2026

"Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher in profound change, abstracted into a focus-group-tested campaign slogan." buff.ly/tt1slzK