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@spavel.bsky.social
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Raised gifted; non-practicing. If your reply doesn't have alt text, I won't see it. 🌐 productpicnic.beehiiv.com 💼 UX Design 🟦 Sick of rectangles 🧑 he/him

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2m
bad ass
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
not many people wreak things other than havoc
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
hell I don't even read substack
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
if bluesky was socialism, it would be TAXED QED
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
don't vibe checks that your body can't cash
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
landlords not beating the allegations
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 07/10/2026
It occurred to me last night that another way to express what's wrong with OpenAI just dumping this slop on us is that it's not peer-reviewed. If any reasonable academic did this there would be disciplinary hearings. There's a process and there's a reason for the process!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
yeah I'm estranged (electronically strange)
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
Really looking forward to the Bactrian entry for this year
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
"Every country conquered by Alexander is eligible for Eurovision" is an excellent policy
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
r-pop
arstechnica.com
Fraudster jailed for using 10K bots and AI songs to outstream Taylor Swift
Man gets 18 months for AI scheme stealing $8M in music streaming royalties.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
it's like the "please do not scream in the space corridor" signs aren't even there
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
if the next leg of the trip is with another airline where you don't have status, and funds are running low, you may have to enter the Repacking minigame to consolidate the bags and reduce the number of items you leave behind
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
The guy implementing exploding barrel physics is probably not feeling that they have more creative control over the game than, say, Hideo Kojima
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
you WILL have to pay for luggage to store all those souvenirs, however, unless you have earned sufficient miles to reach levels of airline status that unlock free bags just don't wait too long at the luggage carousel or you'll miss your next flight
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
I realize that product design and game design are significantly different fields, but in my line of work we typically think of the system (at the "game" or "level" elevation) as more "creative" than individual widgets ("objects" and "components" - in other words, reusable design system elements).
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
This is going in the terrible data viz folder
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
It's kind of like gamers hate playing video games more anything else, the activity and the identity are disconnected.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
Lots of games already have procedurally generated dungeons, and what is an airport if not the dungeon of capitalism? Make sure to pick something up at the duty-free for your cousins (the 10,000 identical space marine clones from earlier).
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
You can get help from home base command, but it requires you to first figure out the Wi-Fi, or cough up the cash (subject to brutal forex rates) for a local mobile data plan
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
shit, that's pretty good
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
even failed runs earn airline miles for every successfully completed segment, but your status CAN expire until you reach the lifetime membership tier thresholds
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
Imagine being on the other side of Papers, Please but you also need all the paperwork for importing a military-grade deadly weapon (yourself)
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2h
As a space marine, you are a perfect clone of 10000 other space marines, so getting through passport control is a massive PITA even after you take off your helmet (30 minute long minigame that requires depressurizing the suit) and then you have to re-check your luggage (space rocket launchers)
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 3h
actually I take that back, that would be a way better game than Space Corridor
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 3h
I see myself in this ad because I've also always wanted to make a game where you play a space marine transferring between two legs of an international flight, but the gate you're trying to get to is all the way on the other side of the terminal
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16h
after the events of revenge of the sith, the few surviving jedi fled to the outer rim. while some were able to evade darth vader for decades, eventually they fell victim to another, even more powerful enemy: darthritis
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 3h
"professional" accountants will never tell you this, but if you look at the data from first principles, there is an obvious strategy for tax optimization: earning wages: TAXED 🤢 going out to buy stuff: TAXED 😭 poasting on bsky: UNTAXED 🤑
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah but those are the premature optimization guys. Those extra 2.4 months of bug fixes are going to be critical for the baby's academic performance once they wrap up undergrad and kick off their MBA
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 4h
1.8 years from birth to college
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 5h
Microsoft has brought back XP, but before you get excited, it's not the one you're thinking of
news.xbox.com
Introducing XP
Our ambition at XBOX is to be the number one entertainment company in the world. This means growing our games into enduring franchises that entertain, inspire and connect people across every generatio...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 5h
Dadslop
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16h
after the events of revenge of the sith, the few surviving jedi fled to the outer rim. while some were able to evade darth vader for decades, eventually they fell victim to another, even more powerful enemy: darthritis
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 23h
K-pop implies the existence of r-pop
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Banished to one of the cursed islands from Voyage of the Dawn Treader after petitioning Prince Caspian to fund The Real Housewives of Cair Paravel
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the cylinder must remain intact
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
big day for bigots coming out of the woodwork
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Somehow, Fetch happened.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Impossible. Our shields are impenetrable."
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The problem with foundational myths is that they are far too important for minor things like data to affect!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been to your museum and it's actually on campus rather than in a yellow wood. That could be part of the problem.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
you don’t hold "AI" accountable; you hold AI developers, vendors, and corporations that profit off it accountable holding "AI accountable" is like holding a toaster accountable. it's an inanimate object. it doesn't have wishes, feelings, or desires
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only generative AI has the power to produce 30 years of technical debt in a matter of hours.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
brand new sentences are rapidly losing their market value due to a supply glut from this thread
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One day I hope to be as well dressed as a Parisian grandfather
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"for some reason"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's time to bring back Brain Age for the Nintendo DS
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's already the October of progress for the rest of us
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HR said I'm not allowed to do that
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this bread is so rich that it considers itself "comfortable"
A loaf of zucchini bread on a cutting board with two slices cut.
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