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What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic? (Also: Cal fan, he/him, not very good at social media)

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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 18h
How I arrived in BlueSky
Kronk with a map, and the caption “By all accounts it doesn’t make sense”
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 20h
Adam Ezra Group - Devil Came Up to Boston Cake - Mahna Mahna Johnny Cash - God’s Gonna Cut You Down Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Rainbow Connection Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night Puddles Pity Party - War Pigs
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's Banned Books Week. My fellow librarians, listen carefully: your book displays should be almost exclusively writers who are alive. Yes, I know classic literature is also being banned, but most of those authors are dead. They aren't suffering financially from bans and challenges.
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Wrath of Khan. Specifically the eel scene.
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 02/10/2026
my most correct yet inconsequential take is that toy technology really peaked with the invention of the super soaker 50
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Salt vampire from Star Trek TOS episode “The Man Trap”
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it me
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't want music personalised to me - i want to be subjected to the unmitigated vision of one or more mentally ill people
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are getting so mad at these dumb Top 10 lists but I just realized the real, secret way to make people mad would be to list all the shows you haven't seen a single episode of.
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ezra @ordo-xenos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Lost Turntable @lostturntable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For years I was suffering from a debilitating condition called Sleep Related Painful Erections. I may look happy in this picture, but I was in living hell. Content warning: I get into graphic medical detail, and discuss suicidal thoughts. (Reposted with better header) medium.com/@jameseldred...
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My Penis Tried To Kill Me
Content warning: This post deals with graphic depictions of a medical condition that involves the penis, the prostate, and related body…
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: /looks up sharply
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 23/09/2026
This is without any possible question the single most epic (and most horrifying) THREAD I've ever seen here. Dear GOD. :/
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Another excuse to post my favorite Anakin meme ever
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
/sighs in Cal fandom
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today I found out that that random country song I kept hearing bits of that reminded me of “Grandpa” by the Judds is actually a megahit #old
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
Kronk and Yzma in the roller coaster cart. Kronk is excited, Yzma is…not
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For me, losing interest is much easier than piracy.
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A little of each, but probably surprised more than anything else…I didn’t know what I wanted to be when I “grew up”, but I always assumed I’d figure it out sooner or later.
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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Incredibly touching and intense story of male sex organ healthy, pain, depression, and how hormones are maybe the most powerful force swirling in our bodies, for better or worse. Thanks for your story, lost turntable <3
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org, this seems relevant to all y’all’s interests
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Liz Sandwich @silvershr0ud.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
u could watch this slop or u could be reading your first Discworld novel written by the pro-LGBT fantasy comedy author Terry Pratchett! much to consider!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2026
Cal and UCLA is so much fun. They should play each other in a conference game yearly. Wouldn’t that be wild?
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
today’s 2-word horror story
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hashtag goals
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
setting the O/U on the number of quote posts the attached gets with “of course they weren’t, I am” at 8.5
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James Longstrider @jameslongstrider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hear hear! If you want wizards, witches, magic and fantasy by a British author, pick up a Terry Pratchett book~ (he was also a huge ally)
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The final line is gonna live in my head rent free for a long time
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This may be the best argument I’ve ever seen for remaking a *good* movie.
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
INJECT SIMULATION 31,929 DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS
Simulation No. 31,929: ACC living the dream
I wanted to find a scenario in which we get an all-ACC national title game that doesn't feature Miami. Because a million simulations is a whole lot of simulations, we got one! Unbeaten Cal beats Virginia Tech in the ACC title game, takes down No. 11 UNLV and No. 3 Notre Dame in the CFP before again meeting Virginia Tech in the national title game. Tosh Lupoi and Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele: national champions.
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Crouching Kitty Hidden Lizard
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apparently I have reached the age where I can be reasonably confident that something is in fact great without understanding it in the slightest. Not sure whether to commit myself to an institution or run for public office
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Leshp! #discworld
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kilodeth Junkie M Hurtful Joke They Might Be 6 Feet Tall
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌒 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 25/11/2025
“Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again.” —André Gide, winner of the 1947 Nobel Prize in Literature
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In summer of 2018 I spent a couple of days in Paradise, CA to visit some in-laws. On the way through town I said I wouldn’t want to be there if something catches fire.
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sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
burger king colour pregnancy tests reading positive with 'we're expecting...' written underneath. the burger king logo in on the top left
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Crazy that Flock cameras contain $650 worth of gold each and up to $500 worth of copper 
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Even when a Nolan movie doesn’t resonate with me (I usually like them but don’t love them), I appreciate them for giving straight men an opportunity to openly weep
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 19/07/2026
wow at this incredible deal
Taylor Farms shredded iceberg lettuce for 50% off
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So this is what allows Argentina to score, right? They have to fall behind first?
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Might be back later, trying to figure out how to go to there
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just got so angry
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¯V^\ian/^V¯ @spartacushobbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” - Clarence Darrow
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