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Sparkapus Human

@sparkapus.bsky.social
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That's Sparkapus! His human is more tolerant, less sharp. 'Expert' behind the scenes in pro photo market. Profile pic: a beautiful tabby lying upside down in orange comforter. Banner pic: sunlit reeds in a dried lake bed

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Alex🦇Reno @lexvegas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let me write the next Wolverine game. It's 1980, Logan spends most of his time hanging out in dive bars in Lethbridge, Red Deer and Drumheller, we have an extensive soundtrack featuring Streetheart (Logan LOVES Streetheart), April Wine, Chilliwack, and Martha and the Muffins.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"We are All pieces of God"
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the thought that you can live in a bubble of successful 'capitalism' *cough*, in perpetuity is just beyond to me
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imho doesn't jibe holds more cachet than jive
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We still have the cultural image that actual Nazis were defeated in the 1940's, and the remaining Nazis are either unemployed basement-dwellers or fringe militias in Idaho. There is still a reluctance by media and business leaders to say openly that the world's wealthiest person is a Nazi.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
turns out I parked some animosity there™
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I could come up with worse mantras
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Credit where due, he's the only guy who could split the entitled white guy programming
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Bryan Marble @lostmahbles.com · 07/06/2026
The trapezoid was asking for it.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
On.
Cat on dryer with eyes glowing with lens flare
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Off
Cat on dryer, eyes squinted.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Carter Hart is allowed to play the puck outside the trapezoid? #NHL #BushLeague
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Love the Buffalo fans. But I will never cheer for a team with Tage Thompson on it. Sorry Sabres/Sabers/Sarbes!
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#Bouchard #Oilers wtf? Evan, do you have gambling debts?
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#NHL refereeing is embarrassing themselves in the Tampa Montreal game. Good grief.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My opinion of #NHL team logos. Weighted for efficacy when small, imho the the largest single factor: Ducks** Boston*** Buffalo ** Calgary***** Carolina** Chicago* (problematic) Colorado*** Columbus* Dallas** Detroit**** Edmonton*** Florida* L.A.*
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
FWIW The UCP push for private healthcare by underfunding public health makes me irate. stateofemergency.ca
stateofemergency.ca
Premier Danielle Smith: Declare a Health Care State of Emergency
Demand real solutions–more beds, more staff, and public funding that keeps up with our population.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Go #Seahawks!
Cat on it's back with one front paw fully outstretched upwards
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/01/2026
anyway. no war. oppose this at every level, in every way, and do not get sucked into these false debates about process. after all, both american parties are currently pro-genocide. america's hegemon *has* to be dismantled if there is to be anything resembling peace in our or future times
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Holidays
A poorly drawn Mary and Joseph with freakishly large baby. 
Joseph, apparently focusing only on the oddity of the baby’s size says "Jesus Christ he is massive".
Mary says "he is so large".
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Democrats would be crazy not to make this comment super-famous tomorrow when the Senate debates health care. Republicans don’t want you to be cared for as a patient when you’re sick. They think of you as a “consumer”—and tough luck if you don’t have the money for the care you need.
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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 20/11/2025
After the $100M privatization boondoggle... "...AHS took over provincial laboratory testing and returned Alberta to a fully public model. By December, 2023, patient waiting times were reduced by 76%." The same day as this report is released, UCP announced more privatization.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Not to be cliche, But that was the best World Series of my lifetime and I think The Blue Jays Should be proud And I'm happy to have been able to watch it.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Which is the better AB license plate redesign? #UCP #Alberta
AB license plate similar to existing traditional design with FUC*UPS as the plate number, and 'Wildly GUllible County' below.AB license plate similar to existing traditional design with FUC*UPS as the plate number, and 'Wildly GUllible County' below. U, C, and P are highlighted with blue in the plate #.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
More of us
Multitude of little fish forming a bigger fish chasing and about to engulf a large singular fish
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Any #owl fancier or ornithologist able to identify this bird? Dusk/night calls in St.Paul Alberta. jumpshare.com/s/pptdvMD4Wv...
jumpshare.com
Voice 004_sd-1.m4a
Shared with Jumpshare
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
“Assholes, all of you — and I’m not even drunk yet,” a man tells the FBI and MPD.
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 22/08/2025
lol I hadn’t seen this
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
worth repeating
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Poster in Cyrillic with rocket and red star behind. Graphic design circa 1984 user
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
That was fun. @edmontonoilers.bsky.social
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I don't care what they say about pot and booze.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The lovely Marisa Tomei on the stand in My Cousin Vinny with the subtext "JD Vance is Wrong"
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
#Oilers Not challenging the 2nd #Kings goal is as bad as the challenging last game. Inexcusable.
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A grandma who works at Target. An advocate for farmworkers. A cancer researcher. A grad student who wrote an op-ed. A hairdresser. A sheet metal worker and loving father to an autistic child. At least two people who took a wrong turn on the same bridge in Detroit. A toddler.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Enjoying the hue.
A sunset illuminating trees and clouds with a foreground of unlit reeds, willow, and young poplar silhouetted in the sky.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
New Kids on the Block album cover edited to say New Turds in the Bowl. Hankin' Tough. Trump face swapped
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Replacing waking up with NYT games with adjusting the volume on the old clock radio. Chucklefuckery to put the volume and (incredibly finicky) tuning dial next to one another.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Screenshot from My Cousin Vinny with Joe Pesci's character saying " everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you"
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
worth repeating
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
(cards to make to avoid conversation with fellow pub regular) Card: 1. "Forget about labels, individual or state. At some point, there has to be principle if not moral." 2. "I like to think of each soul as a spark or glimmer of light. Some are brighter, but they all make up a more wondrous whole."
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
As an objective party i believe this is the best way to use the site
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The waves of awful, the Broligarchy, the Heritage foundation, Maga, Trump, etc. feels like a tsunami. I hope it is more akin to the corpse flower that in it's flowering is too odorous to be ignored. And that it doesn't last. I don't think it will last, but will it be gone before it's too late?
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I am convinced that the normalization of fascism in people’s minds is already happening and an enormous danger. Some people in denial, but I think more people will simply just accept it as how things are. At some point, we just get used to the temperature in the pool. Which is what they want.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Fundamental to Twain’s understanding of democracy is that nobody wants to hold high office except thieves, swindlers, & autocrats, & the way elections minimize the corrupt exercise of government is not by empowering noble men, but by making the crooks compete with one another in perpetuity.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Just stumbled on an old photoshop thing I did for some reason.
A photo of Evander Holyfield, missing s chunk of his ear, with the same facial tattoo that Mike Tyson has.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
When you order BladeRunner on Temu
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