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Sparkapus Human

@sparkapus.bsky.social
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That's Sparkapus! His human is more tolerant, less sharp. 'Expert' behind the scenes in pro photo market. Profile pic: a beautiful tabby lying upside down in orange comforter. Banner pic: sunlit reeds in a dried lake bed

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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tell me absolutely everyone sees it
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*chef's kiss*
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Non zero chance that this POS is obsessed with testosterone after falling for every quack hair loss treatment available on the internet.
A bald Stephen Miller looking ugly. Not because he's bald, but because he's hateful, petty, and sick.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I also see a bit of Scarlett Johansson...
Scarlett Johansson with pursed lips
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
.. the second one discovers that the first one has been feeding the writers increasingly bizarre and incorrect material. Now, faced with the moral imperative to correct the scientific record, Jökull must confront the man who brought him in from the cold, and possibly seduced his dead wife...
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Alex🦇Reno @lexvegas.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let me write the next Wolverine game. It's 1980, Logan spends most of his time hanging out in dive bars in Lethbridge, Red Deer and Drumheller, we have an extensive soundtrack featuring Streetheart (Logan LOVES Streetheart), April Wine, Chilliwack, and Martha and the Muffins.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can always have
static.klipy.com
Nickelback Thats When We All Win
Alt: Nickelback video with "Thats When We All Win" caption
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lorne Greene ... Green card? (TY The Canadian Conspiracy)
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to check if his mom died.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In what way is that press release a "tantrum"? It reads like, and I would agree, a reasonable argument.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also a fucking virus
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sadly...
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is a Wendy's Mr.President.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"We are All pieces of God"
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the thought that you can live in a bubble of successful 'capitalism' *cough*, in perpetuity is just beyond to me
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Somewhat terrifying 😕
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Curious if you have noticed the decline in small song birds. The data in Edmonton shows a decline. But anecdotally, it feels like the populations have been decimated. -Particularly noticed this in a rural area I've been visiting my entire life. (Large area of undeveloped wetland nearby)
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To be fair, this has always been my approach. Still miss my last car, but too many things failed almost at the same time.
Guy in crash test dummy costume posing next to rusty 1978 maroon Volvo GLT, also costumed with crash test patterns.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Apocalypse Later
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not to be semantic, but Dolly Parton collaborated with Steven Tyler, not Aerosmith. *pressing finger to earpiece* ... oh, what's that? Ummm... nevermind.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
and incriminating imho
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I endorse your stance 100%. However, they hypothetical Becky had a glorious opportunity to post:
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It tracks. Prey animals typically have their eyes towards the sides of their head...
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Each and every question, save the last one, is so obviously leading and biased that it infuriates me. No, No, No, No, No, No, Grrr, F Off, I want to punch someone... etc... These incompetents are trying to sell of the province for parts.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes, JB and this vile legislation is an exponential degradation of supposed American values. But framing without acknowledgement of the existing camps and the PEOPLE already in them is regrettable. Hopefully unintended.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I honestly can't figure out what 'it' is. I see the screen shots from regular megan, but it just appears to be a sarcastic response. I went to his feed and I still don't understand. wtf am I missing? Is there a long standing beef here that changes context?
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is an excellent article, with the appropriate Kodak analogy. It wasn't just the digital camera, though. Kodak has a long history of spending lots of R&D money on something and abandoning it just as it is about to become profitable. (Looking at you Softworks systems.)
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Latest Heritage Foundation talking point? I've had, let's call them 'oil field adjacent' friends who brought up Canada's "worst of the G20" healthcare in the last 2 weeks. I'm not suggesting it couldn't be better, but their anecdote vs informed comparison: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Ranking and clustering G20 healthcare systems: a framework for U.S. reform
To evaluate and compare healthcare system performance across G20 countries and Poland using multidimensional indicators of health outcomes, infrastructure, workforce capacity, and disease burden. The ...
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imho doesn't jibe holds more cachet than jive
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We still have the cultural image that actual Nazis were defeated in the 1940's, and the remaining Nazis are either unemployed basement-dwellers or fringe militias in Idaho. There is still a reluctance by media and business leaders to say openly that the world's wealthiest person is a Nazi.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Slaughterhouse Jackson Five
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The tomato plants are way behind this year due to the crazy amount of rain we have had this year. As a result, the best simple sandwich season is still not upon us. Toast with miracle whip, thick slices of tomatoes sprinkled generously with pepper, and bacon. Perfection. //gateway tomato
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
?
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Toast with Miracle whip 🥓 Pepper 🍅 Miracle whip 🍞 Simple and perfect
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If I understand the U.S. Supreme Court, they say it has to be Obama who pulls the trigger. That's just the law.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just not a real green dress. That's cruel.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was a monster who aided and abetted untold suffering and death. Any wit or humor was enshrined in hypocrisy and greed. The world is better without him. His loved ones should embrace that and learn from his shameful pathetic legacy.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For some reason my parents knew to eat the zucchini before it got too big. Reason unknown, beets were grown as big as possible. Discovered I really liked beets in my 30s. Homegrown, and picked youngish.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
His boss admires and envies a regime that tosses of thousands of lives away like chum every month. The degradation of the military is a feature not a bug.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is this like the Man on Fire scene where Creasy gives Pita's dad the bullet?
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Baby steps towards nationalizing the oil companies. But not to fear! It's not socialism/communism if we let the kakistocracy steal all the money and resources.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
excepting their own happiness and self congratulatory flagulations being measured by the suffering of others
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
America stands for freedom but if you think you're free try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese (Anarchy Burger)
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Reckless in tent! (Johnny Cochrane voice)
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dodge Shadow (circa 1995) as one of the worst I ever had. If you tried to do any work on it at all, you'd end up breaking one of the mysteriously numerous and incredibly fragile vacuum lines.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Haven't the supreme court ruled that drone strike reform of said supreme court is within the legal purview of the POTUS?
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
how so?
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So... there's an empty space inside that really needs something to fill it. Is that the message? /jk (sort of) it's well played
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ugh. So I guess I'm finally done with hockey. Well, the oilers at least. I suppose I'll quietly root for Celebrini for a little while to wind down from hockey entirely.
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Sparkapus Human @sparkapus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
turns out I parked some animosity there™
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