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Sparf the Sand Moose

@sparf.bsky.social
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DC Area Furry, author, actor, narrator, LARPer, mediocre M:tG player, and lots more. 43 My posts represent NO ORGANIZATION. Trans Rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 21h
I found a dvd today of the animated Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. You bet I grabbed that disaster
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Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @epee.cc · 04/09/2026
Maybe *you* don't consume art, but that sounds like a skill issue. I've personally eaten more than 30 paintings, and it would've been more if those museum guards hadn't gotten there so fast.
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like pronouncing crudités to rhyme with luddites, today. Since apparently I didn’t get enough violence over the LARP weekend.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have this to say to Jensen Huang of Nvidia who doesn’t know his own address or phone number:
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Alastor Hazbin Hotel Alastor
ALT: Alastor Hazbin Hotel Alastor
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Tredain, fluffy one @tredain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... Terrie Smith still looking for support while she waits for her last surgery and her disability benefits to start, any help is appreciated for a long time fandom artist! Details in the journal
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Hello, Folks! Still Hanging in There... -- TerrieSmith's Journal
It's that time of the month -- I'm still dealing with my situation. My (supposedly) final surgery is still on hold for some reason. In t ...
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you ever want to know what’s wrong with me, here are a couple of facts. I was born in 1982. The earliest movie I remember seeing in theatres was An American Tail. The SECOND is Nightmare on Elm St 3.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Activision was founded in part because Atari refused to let designers like David Crane have credit for their work. Electronic Arts went a step further and treated game releases like record albums and designers like rockstars. And this is where they’ve fallen to. It’s sickening.
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 22/09/2026
sorry but if you unironically say "female slop" brother I hope someone relocates your face to the back of your head daffy duck style with a baseball bat
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s hard to pinpoint. I had an Atari 2600 as a young kid but NES enthralled me. SMB was like Magic. My first non-Mario NES game was Castlevania. But because of Captain N: the Game Master, I also have a strong affection for OG Metroid.
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Castlevania 1 Gameplay: Simon Belmont
ALT: Castlevania 1 Gameplay: Simon Belmont
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking about the asshole Servsafe teacher who insisted on correcting me multiple times in front of the whole class, that Potable was pronounced “PAWT-uh-buhl ”, not “POEt-uh-buhl”
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Alfie! (raffle in pinned) @lookin4serenity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forever thinking about vaping Toriel
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the Zepbound/Mounjaro auto injector is one of the most aesthetically pleasing medical devices. I cannot explain this. And I cannot further elaborate.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@dril

oh you dont like my AI generated crap? ill just AI generate some people who do. then ill AI generate $1000000 and a wife who likes my posts
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve been watching the 1990 Dark Shadows reboot. It’s not that it’s bad. It’s that it, like House of Dark Shadows, is—or feels like— a beat for beat retread of the most well known arc from the original. Like…Dan Curtis had this ONE IDEA.
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Rhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So what you're basically saying is that Roadrunner thinks they're in a romantic but Asexual relationship, and is perfectly happy with never getting passed the courtship rituals. #WileRoad
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Ajax B. Coriander @saintajax33.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am looking for someone to do an e-book layout for FurPlanet. This would be a very odd/technical/difficult layout, so I need someone with a lot of experience doing it. I am willing to compensate them fairly for this time. You can contact me here or via discord if you're interested.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could’ve done with more host and villain segments during that but the jokes were on point and most especially the timing. I don’t at all dislike the more recent seasons but the comic timing felt wrong a lot and the jokes didn’t have time to breathe. This was the old hosts on their Rifftrax A game
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching MST3k in a theatre always feels special
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
O’Charley’s closed all its restaurants and I am extremely not ok about that. It wasn’t the world’s greatest but I always loved their potato soup and their rolls. ;_;
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rm -rf my brain
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So this may actually get me to plow through Ocarina of Time.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Cromulent omulent”
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tiffany Grant and two other VA's saved me on my very first panel at my very first convention ever. All my copanelists for the Amateur Voice Acting panel bailed on the con, so it was just going to be me. And they stepped in. I'm glad Criterion has apparently fixed this
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
House of Dark Shadows feels like a clip show. But Jonathan Frid is always good as Barnabas.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m starting a stupid expensive drug tomorrow. I am privileged to be able to make the insane cost work. It’s not a life or death drug. It makes me feel guilty that I can even do it.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today I spent a lot of time in the booth catching up on overdue work. But man do I have both a headache and the deep desire to swoop into the sea to fish.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you bid on a piece in an art Show and then refuse to pay when you win, unless you’ve got a real emergency, that’s pretty shitty of you.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Last night I watched noted disaster film The Island of Doctor Moreau (Brando, Kilmer) for the first time. It honestly was nowhere near the fever dream I hoped for and more…somebody cut the insane connective tissue out. Also the animal people were MOSTLY …meh.
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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still love that Dril got outed and collectively people Spider Man 2’d that shit
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man in a mask goes out on Halloween night
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James B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 21/08/2026
When people say they’re anti-AI, they’re clearly talking about generative AI in the arts and LLM slop that C-Suite jackoffs want to use to replace them. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. So the “then don’t use spellcheck if you hate AI” talking point is disingenuous horseshit.
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Mephit Fur Meet @mephitfurmeet.org · 19/08/2026
Sadly we had to make the decision to cancel this year's MFM www.mephitfurmeet.org
mephitfurmeet.org
Mephit Fur Meet – Welcome Home!
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
VRC is just The Sci-Fi Channel’s Palace Chat instance for the 2020s. No I will not elaborate.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bsky now lets you hid reposts in feeds on an account by account basis and I won’t lie I think I just had a 10 minute orgasm.
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Grimm ⎇ (Comms open) @spiderqueenpc.desktopgeneration.com · 03/10/2025
people who aren't furries: errrrm that's not a furry 😂 it's a bird?? birds don't have fur. that's like, a feathery lol furries: yo cool spray bottle fursona
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If your whole thing is fitness and hyper muscular bodies I don’t trust you. I can’t trust you. Because even if YOU are kind and actually respectful, I’ve lived too long being the fat kid. People whose entire personality is GYM, BRUH, who want to tell me that being fat is a moral failing, ruined it
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
13 strangers show up at a dudes house uninvited, then sing a song about how he's a loser for getting mad when they break all his stuff. "Thats what Bilbo Baggins hates" Yeah, you know who else would hate that? Everyone. You guys suck.
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Holly Lyn Walrath @hollylynwalrath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HWA Response
The Executive Leadership and Trustees on the Board of the Horror Writers Association has voted to remove Sephera Giron from her position as Trustee effective immediately.

The Horror Writers Association is committed to the promotion of Horror and Dark Fantasy literature and the broadening of intellectual and cultural horizons by way of good works in these genres. In support of this mission, the Board established a robust artificial intelligence policy, following input from all levels of membership. This policy emphasizes the organization’s sincere commitment to not only uplifting creators but also protecting a culture of labor compensation in the arts, aligning with principles that safeguard our community.

To this end, the HWA Board firmly and resoundingly rejects the opinion piece of Trustee Sephera Giron as included in the August 2026 installment of the HWA Member Newsletter in the “In the Trenches” column. This piece does not meet the standards of care and support to which we hold ourselves as elected members of this writer’s organization. We regret that it was published in our newsletter without proper vetting. The HWA will review all newsletter submission procedures, including those submitted by Trustees.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/08/2026
Fun fact: this tastes terrible, like Mountain Dew cough syrup. Do not recommend.
"Dirty" Zero Sugar Mountain Dew
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ok. I’m 6 eps into S2 of Batman: Caped Crusader and this show FUCKS. I love the wildly variant takes on classic Batman and adjacent DC stuff. Like you could instantly clock who a character is referencing and then live in the wonder of if they’ll make a villain turn or just be an Easter Egg
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FurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 30/07/2026
End of summer sale! If you use summer2026 at checkout on FurPlanet.com, with a minimum purchase of $25, you'll get 10% off. And the same code can be used at baddogbooks.com when you spend $15 or more for 10% off as well. This is valid until the end of August. Sincerely, -Ajax
furplanet.com
FurPlanet - Furry Books and Comics
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