Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 21hI found a dvd today of the animated Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. You bet I grabbed that disaster 270
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseDanni Jo 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @epee.cc · 04/09/2026Maybe *you* don't consume art, but that sounds like a skill issue. I've personally eaten more than 30 paintings, and it would've been more if those museum guards hadn't gotten there so fast. 1344
Reposted by Sparf the Sand Moose🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?" 161282507
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like pronouncing crudités to rhyme with luddites, today. Since apparently I didn’t get enough violence over the LARP weekend. 160
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have this to say to Jensen Huang of Nvidia who doesn’t know his own address or phone number:static.klipy.comAlastor Hazbin Hotel AlastorALT: Alastor Hazbin Hotel Alastor 260
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893712652
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseTredain, fluffy one @tredain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... Terrie Smith still looking for support while she waits for her last surgery and her disability benefits to start, any help is appreciated for a long time fandom artist! Details in the journalfuraffinity.netHello, Folks! Still Hanging in There... -- TerrieSmith's JournalIt's that time of the month -- I'm still dealing with my situation. My (supposedly) final surgery is still on hold for some reason. In t ... 0614
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542231619
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you ever want to know what’s wrong with me, here are a couple of facts. I was born in 1982. The earliest movie I remember seeing in theatres was An American Tail. The SECOND is Nightmare on Elm St 3. 180
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Activision was founded in part because Atari refused to let designers like David Crane have credit for their work. Electronic Arts went a step further and treated game releases like record albums and designers like rockstars. And this is where they’ve fallen to. It’s sickening. 3152
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseShaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 22/09/2026sorry but if you unironically say "female slop" brother I hope someone relocates your face to the back of your head daffy duck style with a baseball bat 1143390
Reposted by Sparf the Sand Moosebarleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%. 202142702
Reposted by Sparf the Sand Moosephil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia 502327266
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s hard to pinpoint. I had an Atari 2600 as a young kid but NES enthralled me. SMB was like Magic. My first non-Mario NES game was Castlevania. But because of Captain N: the Game Master, I also have a strong affection for OG Metroid.static.klipy.comCastlevania 1 Gameplay: Simon BelmontALT: Castlevania 1 Gameplay: Simon Belmont 020
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thinking about the asshole Servsafe teacher who insisted on correcting me multiple times in front of the whole class, that Potable was pronounced “PAWT-uh-buhl ”, not “POEt-uh-buhl” 220
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseAlfie! (raffle in pinned) @lookin4serenity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Forever thinking about vaping Toriel 111553454
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think the Zepbound/Mounjaro auto injector is one of the most aesthetically pleasing medical devices. I cannot explain this. And I cannot further elaborate. 040
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseThe Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit... 4265152655
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 11538260
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve been watching the 1990 Dark Shadows reboot. It’s not that it’s bad. It’s that it, like House of Dark Shadows, is—or feels like— a beat for beat retread of the most well known arc from the original. Like…Dan Curtis had this ONE IDEA. 021
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseRhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So what you're basically saying is that Roadrunner thinks they're in a romantic but Asexual relationship, and is perfectly happy with never getting passed the courtship rituals. #WileRoad 320969
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseAjax B. Coriander @saintajax33.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am looking for someone to do an e-book layout for FurPlanet. This would be a very odd/technical/difficult layout, so I need someone with a lot of experience doing it. I am willing to compensate them fairly for this time. You can contact me here or via discord if you're interested. 212015
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I could’ve done with more host and villain segments during that but the jokes were on point and most especially the timing. I don’t at all dislike the more recent seasons but the comic timing felt wrong a lot and the jokes didn’t have time to breathe. This was the old hosts on their Rifftrax A game 020
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Watching MST3k in a theatre always feels special 140
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026O’Charley’s closed all its restaurants and I am extremely not ok about that. It wasn’t the world’s greatest but I always loved their potato soup and their rolls. ;_; 160
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So this may actually get me to plow through Ocarina of Time. 030
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tiffany Grant and two other VA's saved me on my very first panel at my very first convention ever. All my copanelists for the Amateur Voice Acting panel bailed on the con, so it was just going to be me. And they stepped in. I'm glad Criterion has apparently fixed this 08314
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026House of Dark Shadows feels like a clip show. But Jonathan Frid is always good as Barnabas. 130
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m starting a stupid expensive drug tomorrow. I am privileged to be able to make the insane cost work. It’s not a life or death drug. It makes me feel guilty that I can even do it. 150
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today I spent a lot of time in the booth catching up on overdue work. But man do I have both a headache and the deep desire to swoop into the sea to fish. 240
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you bid on a piece in an art Show and then refuse to pay when you win, unless you’ve got a real emergency, that’s pretty shitty of you. 162
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Last night I watched noted disaster film The Island of Doctor Moreau (Brando, Kilmer) for the first time. It honestly was nowhere near the fever dream I hoped for and more…somebody cut the insane connective tissue out. Also the animal people were MOSTLY …meh. 251
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseMichael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier 2826151057
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Still love that Dril got outed and collectively people Spider Man 2’d that shit 1100
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseJames B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 21/08/2026When people say they’re anti-AI, they’re clearly talking about generative AI in the arts and LLM slop that C-Suite jackoffs want to use to replace them. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this. So the “then don’t use spellcheck if you hate AI” talking point is disingenuous horseshit. 8153031899
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseMephit Fur Meet @mephitfurmeet.org · 19/08/2026Sadly we had to make the decision to cancel this year's MFM www.mephitfurmeet.orgmephitfurmeet.orgMephit Fur Meet – Welcome Home! 43024
Reposted by Sparf the Sand Moose404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 15162323922
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026VRC is just The Sci-Fi Channel’s Palace Chat instance for the 2020s. No I will not elaborate. 061
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Bsky now lets you hid reposts in feeds on an account by account basis and I won’t lie I think I just had a 10 minute orgasm. 1110
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseGrimm ⎇ (Comms open) @spiderqueenpc.desktopgeneration.com · 03/10/2025people who aren't furries: errrrm that's not a furry 😂 it's a bird?? birds don't have fur. that's like, a feathery lol furries: yo cool spray bottle fursona 3647121690
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If your whole thing is fitness and hyper muscular bodies I don’t trust you. I can’t trust you. Because even if YOU are kind and actually respectful, I’ve lived too long being the fat kid. People whose entire personality is GYM, BRUH, who want to tell me that being fat is a moral failing, ruined it 190
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MoosePhil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 06/08/202613 strangers show up at a dudes house uninvited, then sing a song about how he's a loser for getting mad when they break all his stuff. "Thats what Bilbo Baggins hates" Yeah, you know who else would hate that? Everyone. You guys suck. 1039549
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseHolly Lyn Walrath @hollylynwalrath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026HWA Response 410922
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/08/2026Fun fact: this tastes terrible, like Mountain Dew cough syrup. Do not recommend. 10565323
Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Ok. I’m 6 eps into S2 of Batman: Caped Crusader and this show FUCKS. I love the wildly variant takes on classic Batman and adjacent DC stuff. Like you could instantly clock who a character is referencing and then live in the wonder of if they’ll make a villain turn or just be an Easter Egg 160
Reposted by Sparf the Sand MooseFurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 30/07/2026End of summer sale! If you use summer2026 at checkout on FurPlanet.com, with a minimum purchase of $25, you'll get 10% off. And the same code can be used at baddogbooks.com when you spend $15 or more for 10% off as well. This is valid until the end of August. Sincerely, -Ajaxfurplanet.comFurPlanet - Furry Books and Comics 17561