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Sparf the Sand Moose

@sparf.bsky.social
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DC Area Furry, author, actor, narrator, LARPer, mediocre M:tG player, and lots more. 43 My posts represent NO ORGANIZATION. Trans Rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 9h
“Me Grimlock not vanilla! Me Grimlock Kink!”
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FurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 04/10/2026
This month we're celebrating #FurryBookMonth For the month of October, save 10% off purchases on FurPlanet.com and 15% on BadDogBooks.com Use coupon code 𝗙𝗕𝗠𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 at checkout to apply the discount. #FurryWriting #FurryShop
Furry Book Month logo: a fox reads a book, holding it so only their ears and paws are visible. Designed by Ultrafox. Alt text by Huskyteer.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nothing like a good ghost story
cover of OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOST featuring handsome shirtless buckaroo brushing his teeth on the left and on the right there is his sabertooth dentist GUESS WHAT hes also a ghost
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 06/10/2026
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/10/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course! And the leader of that procession would in no way be smeared later as an agent-provocateur of the Okhrana. >.>
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Batushka-tsar would of course rule benevolently if it were not for the corrupt nobles surrounding him and hiding the suffering of the people from him. If he could just be informed of their corruption he would save them all.
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Kit Silver 🔞 🔜 BLFC, Confuror @bigbyrat.com · 04/10/2026
This is such a great story! Grab this in all the forms, audio, print, and ebook! Show it the love it deserves as it just might inspire @thependrake.bsky.social finish he sequel.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joker has more plot armor than Batman himself. If it happened the only difference would be that he’d just do things for cruelty’s sake instead of amusement
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish to god I knew. I am probably THE worst (when I have things to promote)
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Spiders Marten” is definitely an advertising outlier. :3
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve spent probably 15 years promoting the published works in the fandom. I love that publishers are a thing we have. The thing we (authors especially) are less good at is marketing, and I think that remains true to this day. Speaking generally. There are plenty of edge cases and Spiders Georgs
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Furry Writers' Guild 📚 @furrywritersguild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Furry Book Month! The guild has a new furry book bundle available for this month only. Get 10 awesome books by guild members for just $11! #furrylit #bookbundle Complete bundle furrywritersguild.gumroad.com/l/2026 SFW books only furrywritersguild.gumroad.com/l/2026GA
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2026 FWG Complete Bundle
Ten novels from Furry Writers' Guild authors, available in one bundle! This includes novels intended for adult readers. All books are available in epub form,...
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope for consequences. Also love “the Rothschilds”‘which is always, ALWAYS code for *nasal whine* “the jeeeewwwwwwws”
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Geoff B @diosenrab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since everyone’s talking about Palmer Luckey again, I’ll link to the post I did about him on @damagecontrolblog.bsky.social two months ago, about why his ModRetro products should be avoided. www.dcgameblog.com/2026/08/cogn...
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Cognition Dissemination: No Retro Consoles from War Profiteers – Damage Control Blog
It’s sometimes good to be unluck(e)y.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A reminder that I will gladly take questions from my friends, drink an entire bottle of water, and then make up plausible but incorrect lies in response.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah. I had empathy for people before 2016. Now I’m one of the irradiated cockroach motherfuckers they haven’t been able to kill.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*redub
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I became intimately familiar with this particular Dub and the Sacred Ancestor rerun during my stint on the VHD Novels. Also “The Sci-Fi Channel’s Saturday Japanime!” Is burned into my skull like a brand.
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Doppelfoxx Publishing 📚🦊 @doppelfoxxpublishing.com · 01/10/2026
📚🦊 FURRY BOOK MONTH is here! 🦊📚 And it's a better time than ever to catch up on reading and support our amazing furry authors! From now until Oct. 31st, products in our store can be purchased 15% off with the code FURRYBOOKMONTH - from eBooks to print and audiobooks! doppelfoxxpublishing.com
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Neither! The animated one. 😈 I have both others (live action) on DVD already
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/oKKo4x1x2mA?...
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe 1979 American version - 4K UHD with English subtitles
YouTube video by WillThisLast
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s definitely….a thing
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found a dvd today of the animated Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. You bet I grabbed that disaster
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was right after that I rode Big Bad Wolf and the screw in my glasses flew out on the boarding platform before getting on, so I was very visually impaired for that ride and the rest of the day, though I didn’t lose the lens
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought a keychain as a souvenir. I gifted it to my rollercoaster nut tiger husband when we started dating.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you can find videos of riders, their heads clanging side to side in the restraints for the whole duration will haunt your nightmares.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Copy the thing that went viral. Surely that will make me, a plastic person with a sewage pump for a heart, more popular and moneymaking.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was but a yoot, we went as a class to Busch Gardens, Williamsburg. And therein was the coaster they had advertised to the moon and back. Drachenfire. Aka: TBI, the Ride
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Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @epee.cc · 04/09/2026
Maybe *you* don't consume art, but that sounds like a skill issue. I've personally eaten more than 30 paintings, and it would've been more if those museum guards hadn't gotten there so fast.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Star Wars fans won’t trust him because of Emperor Sheev the First.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re 100000 % correct. Also: Parabolic Anodized Reflector (PAR) abbreviated with the word ‘can’ tacked on because just LOOK at the poor things. Lol
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sawvinyin sounds like a Star Wars Glup Shitto name
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like pronouncing crudités to rhyme with luddites, today. Since apparently I didn’t get enough violence over the LARP weekend.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was bad at VRML but it felt like the future back then
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have this to say to Jensen Huang of Nvidia who doesn’t know his own address or phone number:
static.klipy.com
Alastor Hazbin Hotel Alastor
ALT: Alastor Hazbin Hotel Alastor
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Tredain, fluffy one @tredain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... Terrie Smith still looking for support while she waits for her last surgery and her disability benefits to start, any help is appreciated for a long time fandom artist! Details in the journal
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Hello, Folks! Still Hanging in There... -- TerrieSmith's Journal
It's that time of the month -- I'm still dealing with my situation. My (supposedly) final surgery is still on hold for some reason. In t ...
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Within 2 weeks in 1989 I saw All Dogs Go To Heaven (which is scarier than it sounds. I was front row for the hell nightmare sequence), and Prancer, about a girl who finds a reindeer and helps a crabby old lady remember how she used to love Christmas.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you ever want to know what’s wrong with me, here are a couple of facts. I was born in 1982. The earliest movie I remember seeing in theatres was An American Tail. The SECOND is Nightmare on Elm St 3.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For a very long time I was leery of the current Atari because they really pushed that “look! We’re the same!” When…no. And also the VCS was an awful product and idea.
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeahhh. Alas I think we won’t see more in the Gold Master series
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I desperately want more releases like Making of Karateka
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And Yar was Ray backwards, a reference to CEO Ray Kassar :3
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
EA even copied record album packaging. I mean LOOK at this gorgeousness:
Copy of Wasteland for Apple II with all papers and album coverWasteland for Apple II album caseWasteland for Apple II album case inside flap
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Sparf the Sand Moose @sparf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As Mike Nelson riffed on it: “We should name pop culture things we like. That’d make a great book!” But it was probably a lot of people’s first exposure to little snippets. And it’s still Spielberg. So it can’t be all bad! The book I can’t stand though. It definitely works better as a film.
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