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Gianluca Sartori

@spaghettidba.bsky.social
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Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis.bsky.social spaghettidba.com

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Rob Sewell He/Him @robsewell.com · 28/09/2026
Today's the day! ⚡ @jpomfret.co.uk & I are at the CCIB for our SQL-as-code workshop. Coffee, then pipelines. See you soon! espc.tech/conference/f... #IaC
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Azure SQL or Fabric SQL: Deploying Infrastructure and Databases as Code | ESPC
In this workshop, Jess Pomfret and Rob Sewell show you how to deploy both your Azure SQL infrastructure and your database schemas as code.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A nice #MorningWalk today. Very warm, feels like summer. Can't complain, but not normal...
The countryside near Conegliano
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I need to recharge a bit, this is the song I play youtu.be/jgbf03MJyS4?...
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Burn (Remastered 2004)
YouTube video by Deep Purple - Topic
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Andrea Dottor presents Blazor UI for AI applications at 1nnovaAI
Andrea Dottor presents Blazor UI for AI applications
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the 25th of September and I am at 20% of my AI credits allowance. That means I'm going all in with autopilot
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Airplane! Movie Inflatable Pilot
ALT: Airplane! Movie Inflatable Pilot
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 21/09/2026
Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She's back from the summer break
A Fiat Panda, in all its amazing beauty
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Harvesting in full swing on the hills
The vineyards of Conegliano
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Very much recommended white wine from the Slovenian wine region bordering Italy
A bottle of nebula from the Slovenian Goriska Brda wine region
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My monitors kept flickering when sitting down to my desk due to static electricity. Got myself one of these, connected to the table, problem solved.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2026
in case you’re in the market:
made to order baked bean lava lamps
$69

lava lamp full of baked beans
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Daughter 1 listens to 10 seconds of U2 then goes: "mid" and moves on to something different. So proud
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Visual Studio Code @vscode.dev · 31/07/2026
📣 OpenAI just reduced the price of GPT-5.6 Luna by 80% and GPT-5.6 Terra by 20%. Try both models in VS Code today. Happy coding! 💙
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you think backup is expensive, wait until you see the cost of having no backup
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21/07/2026
Tomorrow, @mehrenmueller.bsky.social and myself will be doing a fun twist on the MS Reactor Youtube channel. No slides or pre-scripted discussion but live answering of questions being sent in. Should be fun, and hopefully the audience will be kind to us. Right?
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thanks to @brento.bsky.social today I learned what Frutiger Aero means. Basically, all the pictures I took last week from the Dolomites
Mount Pelmo, the DolomitesForcella Ambrizzola, the Dolomites
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Hugo Kornelis @hugokornelis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just published a MASSIVE update to the #SQLServer Execution Plan Reference. There are 4 new pages, for operations on JSON indexes, plus an additional 15(!) pages with various updates. Check out the Change Log for a full overview. sqlserverfast.com/epr/change-l...
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Change log - SQLServerFast
This site has different types of readers. Those that come here to quickly look up something, using it as the reference this is. And those that read everything, or at least the pages they consider inte...
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Hannah Vernon 🇨🇦 @hannahvernon.com · 18/07/2026
How SQL Server Packs BIT Columns Into a Single Byte A common worry about bit columns is that a table full of yes/no flags will waste a byte on every flag. It will not. SQL Server packs bit columns together, up to eight of them sharing a single byte, and the catalog view that reports each bit as "1…
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How SQL Server Packs BIT Columns Into a Single Byte
A common worry about bit columns is that a table full of yes/no flags will waste a byte on every flag. It will not. SQL Server packs bit columns together, up to eight of them sharing a single byte, and the catalog view that reports each bit as "1 byte" hides that fact rather than revealing it. This is a short, satisfying one to see on the page: we will store ten…
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Cathrine Wilhelmsen @cathrinew.net · 16/07/2026
No, you don't need AI for that. Did you know that Affinity Studio is a completely free tool that lets you work on pixel images, vector illustrations and page layouts simultaneously IN THE SAME FILE? 👉🏻 www.affinity.studio (It's free because Canva wants you to buy its AI stuff. Just say no.)
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me: Hey Copilot, I need to call a stored procedure from power apps. Copilot: Sure, do this and this. Me: Doesn't work Copilot: You can't call a stored procedure from power apps Me: ...
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
11 years and counting! I'm deeply honored to be part of the program for one more year. #MVPBuzz
The acceptance email from the MVP program
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Only the state post office has the superpower of extending the experience of sending a package to a multi hour ordeal
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
WTF
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SqlServerBuilds 🌐 @sqlserverbuilds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New SQL Server 2019 Security Updates: sqlserverbuilds.blogspot.com#sql2019x 15.0.4480.2 Security update for SQL Server 2019 CU32 15.0.2180.2 Security update for SQL Server 2019 GDR #SQLServer #SQLServer2019
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Microsoft SQL Server Versions List
The world's most complete and reliable collection of Microsoft SQL Server version numbers
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Daughter 1 is merciless. I was wearing khaki shorts and blue polo shirt and she went "oh, you're wearing the middle aged dad uniform"
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SqlServerBuilds 🌐 @sqlserverbuilds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New SQL Server 2022 Security Updates: sqlserverbuilds.blogspot.com#sql2022x 16.0.4262.2 Security update for SQL Server 2022 CU25 16.0.1190.2 Security update for SQL Server 2022 GDR #SQLServer #SQLServer2022
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Microsoft SQL Server Versions List
The world's most complete and reliable collection of Microsoft SQL Server version numbers
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SqlServerBuilds 🌐 @sqlserverbuilds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New SQL Server 2025 Security Updates: sqlserverbuilds.blogspot.com#sql2025x 17.0.4060.2 Security update for SQL Server 2025 CU6 17.0.1125.2 Security update for SQL Server 2025 GDR #SQLServer #SQLServer2025
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Microsoft SQL Server Versions List
The world's most complete and reliable collection of Microsoft SQL Server version numbers
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Second time in less than a month that I'm told that no, they don't want to source control their database and yes, production is where changes are tested
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Why What
Alt: WTF monkey in WTF poses
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cortina, home of the Winter Olympics
Lago FederaCortina
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A bit of fresh air today. The stunning dolomites ❤️
A Windows XP viewThe dolomitesCow shed on the dolomites
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Managing hundreds of instances? -> Organize instances with groups and subgroups -> Tag servers for better filtering and documentation -> Import and export instance lists with Excel -> Assign instances to the right agents -> Keep multi-team and multi-client environments structured qmonitor.app
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Darling Data @erikdarling.com · 10/07/2026
built a claude code plugin that reads sql server execution plans and tells you what's wrong. /plugin marketplace add erikdarlingdata/claude-plugins /plugin install sqlserver-query-plans@erikdarling then run /reload-plugins and just point it at a .sqlplan file: github.com/erikdarlingd...
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GitHub - erikdarlingdata/claude-plugins: Claude Code plugins from Erik Darling Data
Claude Code plugins from Erik Darling Data. Contribute to erikdarlingdata/claude-plugins development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Let me get this straight. Donald actually managed to make FIFA *more* corrupt?
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I see more and more apps created by AI that end up in production because some shadow IT person had personal credits to burn and a connection high enough to get it approved for production. I'll sit by the river, waiting for the bodies.
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TWD: Daryl Reflects by the River
ALT: TWD: Daryl Reflects by the River
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Some of the most disruptive SQL Server problems are not obvious at first glance. Blocking. Deadlocks. Errors. Timeouts. #QMonitor helps you bring those events into view. Because troubleshooting gets much easier when the evidence is already there. Take a tour: qmonitor.app #SQLServer
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Database was restored from Windows to Linux and now it has a DEFUNCT filestream container that can't be removed"
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Aua Ouch Facepalm
ALT: Aua Ouch Facepalm
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Mina Hanse @mina-hanse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
From 3 days to Kyiv to 3 days to gas station. t.me/exilenova_pl...
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Listening to a studio album on shuffle is as unhinged as reading a book's chapters in random order
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Giulio Betti @giuliofirenze.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Attenzione ai temporali. Domani, mercoledì, frequenti temporali interesseranno parte del nord, in particolare Alpi, Prealpi e alte pianure centro-orientali. Veneto, Trenino Alto Adige, Friuli e alta Lombardia le zone più esposte. Ai margini, invece, Liguria e Emilia Romagna. 1/2
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
QMonitor is cloud #SQLServer monitoring without the infrastructure burden. Lightweight agent in your network, dashboards anywhere. Take a tour: qmonitor.app
A screenshot of QMonitor, the new SaaS monitoring tool for SQL Server
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Software company wants to use WorkloadTools, which is free and open source. At the same time they need a security review, so they send me a 72 point questionnaire.
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I Don't Think So - Tommy Shelby Meme
ALT: I Don't Think So - Tommy Shelby Meme
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mickey Mouse racing!
Me in a Mickey Mouse t-shirt
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 26/05/2026
It's insane that $1B on this graph is like a single pixel wide.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Capturing KERBEROS tickets on the wire to troubleshoot double-hop auth issues.
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Woman Fails Giant Beer Chug Attempt
ALT: Woman Fails Giant Beer Chug Attempt
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Back from #Datagrillen it's time to resume the #MirningWalk habit
The Alpa in the background
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The bar is open?!!?
Ben and William
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