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Johan Ludvig Brattås

@sqlclause.no
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Just this guy, you know? (He/Him) Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP

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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 13h
Seems we actually manage to fit everyone for PowerHour. Still some seats in the back. #Fabconeurope
A huge auditorium almost full of people
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Lou Creemers @louella.dev · 20h
One of my mentees, Raissa, has started writing blog posts about what she’s learning with C#, with the goal of becoming a C# developer. If you’re just starting out with C# (or simply curious), you should definitely check out her 'Hello World' post 👇 rlimondev.substack.com/p/hello-world
rlimondev.substack.com
Hello World!
Writing “Hello World!" as your first program is a long tradition in programming.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21h
First session of the day. Hoping to get more insights into the IQ Sharing feature at FabConBCN
Picture of a screen reading European Microsoft Fabric +SQL community conference
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/09/2026
Good morning! Picture taken away from the nasty storm clouds 😇
A view of Barcelona taken from a 15th floor hotel
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 28/09/2026
#FabConBCN is starting. 120 attendees will join to learn about event-driven architectures on Microsoft Fabric. I have my fancy sneakers on and slides prepped.
A pair of Fabric themed Airforce One plusBig, but empty room seen from the door with a big screen at the podium. Room seen from the podium. People have started showing up
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 26/09/2026
Popped by the little micro brewery I own shares in to pick up a crate of beer. Been a while since I was there last time, they have paved the road and parking lots and made a separate section for bikes. Love the custom sign.
A parking spot for bicycles at a local micro brewery. The parking spot has a white painted bike symbol which includes two bottles above the rear wheel
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23/09/2026
I don’t know if it’s just me and my new title, but 90% of all connection requests on LinkedIn the last month has been salespeople and I am SO done with all of them
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21/09/2026
Jaja, så var man i Trondheim igjen da.
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Becky Isserman @undiscovereddev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am trying to figure out how WIOA works in the state of Colorado. Anyone use the program before? I see an AI and Cybersecurity Training Program that looks interesting with a Security+ Certification.
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Becky Isserman @undiscovereddev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am looking for a Senior Program Management Position in the Denver or Boulder area. I would like my target start time to be around January. If anyone knows of any positions please keep me in mind and send them my way.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 20/09/2026
It struck me yesterday that we have bought a (late) empire style house in a cultural protection zone. So while the house in itself is not automatically protected - only houses 10 years older than ours are hit by that rule - we now have some extra responsibilities...
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moscow right now. Happy election day!
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 19/09/2026
If you haven't read this gem of a novel yet, get it for a bargain price today!
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Frode H. Andresen @frodehandresen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Norge er et pussig land. Vi har en statsminister fra Arbeiderpartiet som er mangemillionær, en alenemor fra Kristiansand ble dronning, en sjaman giftet seg med Prinsessen, en charterturist diskuterte smittevern på tv, vi tror det er brudd på ytringsfriheten om høyreekstreme ikke får pressestøtte
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Anders Norås @andersnoras.com · 16/09/2026
*hubbabubbaklubb entered the chat*
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hubbabubbaklubb - Mopedbart [Official Video]
YouTube video by hubbabubbaklubb
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 16/09/2026
For some reason I am not surprised to see that it's not the Norwegian sovereign wealth fund that is the best performing fund...
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 14/09/2026
Now, how many anonymous bets have been placed on this I wonder...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14/09/2026
Trump attacks ‘sick conspiracy’ against AI as tech stocks slide
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Trump attacks ‘sick conspiracy’ against AI as tech stocks slide
President hits out after Anthropic, OpenAI and SpaceX leaders back call to limit ‘reckless’ development * Business news – live updates Donald Trump has dismissed calls to increase controls on AI as a “sick conspiracy”, as stocks linked to the technology slumped after appeals from leading developers on the weekend for the industry to slow down. The US president wrote on social media: “The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the USA has that, in spades!” Continue reading...
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 13/09/2026
Ble en liten fangst i dag da. Kantareller, steinsopp og smørsopp.
A small bag with assorted mushrooms
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Thomas Røst Stenerud @thomasrost.no · 13/09/2026
Det beste jeg har lest etter at PISA-resultatene ble lagt fram. Også fra Sigrid, da:)
dagsavisen.no
Barna er lekesyke
Barna våre er ikke dårlige på skolen. Problemet er at vi ikke lar dem være barn.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 12/09/2026
Procrastination on a weekend: Instead of spending the day outside in the rain to tidy up the jungle we call a garden to prep for house sale, I have spent the time building a Fabric App as a PoC for a use case a coworker asked me about.
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
12 September 1932 | A French Jewish girl, Marie Eve Deutsch, was born in Paris. She arrived at #Auschwitz on 10 December 1943 in a transport of 1,000 Jews deported from Drancy. She was among 661 of them murdered in gas chambers after the selection.
A young girl stands on a chair in front of a balustrade, with the historic castle atop a hill in the background.A vintage black-and-white photo of a smiling young girl with short hair
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Frode #Fella @frodehommedal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Becky Isserman @undiscovereddev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I guess if anyone has any jobs leads let me know.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 06/09/2026
Er det noen i feeden som driver med kjeramikk og tar imot bestillinger? Nå som vi får oss stor, inngjerdet tomt tenkte vi å erstatte det eksisterende portskiltet med et som også advarer mot frittgående hjortehunder. Og et frostsikkert i kjeramikk hadde vært stilig :)
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 02/09/2026
Oh, GOODIE! Now I am spending my Wednesday evening researching AI Governance frameworks.
static.klipy.com
Fry from Futurama Blowing Party Horn
Alt: Fry from Futurama Blowing Party Horn
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Marco Russo @marcorus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do you think Direct Lake is the future? It's all about VertiPaq after transcoding! Join my free session on VertiPaq: Sept 26, 10:00 UTC. No excuses! Register now: retrodata.live #VertiPaq
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This Friday is my birthday! And my publisher just gave me some *audiobook codes* for The Dragon Has Some Complaints, so I'm celebrating with a giveaway. All you have to do to enter is 1) follow me on here 2) reskeet this post 3) reply naming one of your favorite monsters!
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 01/09/2026
It's a bit weird to think about. But this picture was taken on this date, 25 years ago. Making this our silver jubilee.
A couple wearing traditional Norwegian costumes stands in front of a pond. There is a stone building in the background. The woman is also wearing a wedding crown.
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
1 September 1924 | A Norwegian Jew Arne Kronik was born. In #Auschwitz from 1 December 1942. No. 79155 He perished in the camp in February 1943.
Black and white portrait of a young man in a suit and tie.
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Oda Rygh @odarygh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
KI-drevne sexdukker kan nå simulere at de får blåmerker og er redde. Og jeg er virkelig virkelig bekymret. Markedet her er ikke de folka som syns at samtykke er sexy og har gått workshops, for å si det sånn. Men de er dukker. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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AI vaginas, customisable personalities and fake bruises: the sex doll market is booming. Does it matter how the dolls are treated?
As the sex doll industry grows and AI changes the products available, what does it mean to engage in any kind of relationship with a woman-shaped thing?
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io9 @io9.com · 30/08/2026
Animator Phil Tippett Retired and Sold His Studio This Weekend
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Animator Phil Tippett Retired and Sold His Studio This Weekend
After over 40 years of stop-motion and CG work, Phil Tippett's career and Tippett Studio went out on a down note.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30/08/2026
It has been a busy weekend. But now I am finally back at my home office. #MVPbuzz
A Lego Santa sitting in a Lego office with Power BI logo, two screens, a laptop and a Redgate server rack
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30/08/2026
Oh, nice! The Warning released their new album on Friday! open.qobuz.com/album/z067db...
open.qobuz.com
Open Qobuz
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 30/08/2026
The DataSaturday Oslo after event started with someone taking a dip in the lake this time as well. Though 18c is rather nice bathing temperature.
A man walking into a lake wearing swimsuitTwo men walking into a lake wearing swimsuits
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 29/08/2026
Magi Naumova kicks off DataSaturday Oslo with the keynote. After we observed a one minute silence for the late king.
A woman stands in front of a huge screen
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/08/2026
Såeh, da ble det nytt hus gitt...
A small red house with red roof tiles in a garden. Obviously an older houseBirds eye view of the house and the garden from slightly behind the house. You can see another red building with three white doors and a square annex with wide doors.The house is on the left, you can see parts of the smaller red building on the right and the annex/winter garden as well as a fireplace.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 24/08/2026
Har akkurat lagt inn bud på (potensielt) nytt hus. Blir en spennende dag.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 23/08/2026
FOR er en russisk proxy.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 22/08/2026
Thomasina Miers’ recipes for spiced lamb-stuffed aubergine with aleppo chilli butter, and berry ripple ice-cream
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Thomasina Miers’ recipes for spiced lamb-stuffed aubergine with aleppo chilli butter, and berry ripple ice-cream
A meaty, Middle Eastern style stuffed vegetable feast finished off with an ice-cold berry dessert
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 22/08/2026
It’s so nice to be able to use Zoomit again without having to use Windows.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 19/08/2026
Da har man testet Marani. 10/10 - kommer definitivt tilbake.
A round , flat bread filled with smelted cheese Picture of a delicious kachaphuri - Georgian «pizza» - shaped like a boat and filled with smelted cheese, an egg and butter
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Eugene Meidinger @sqlgene.com · 12/08/2026
Call for Speakers for #SQLSaturday (rebranding to Day of Data) Pittsburgh is up! sessionize.com/sqlsaturday-... Below is also a Call for Volunteers as well. 1/2
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SQLSaturday Pittsburgh 2026: Call for Speakers
Join us on October 10th for a free full day of training focused around the Microsoft Data Platform. Are you interested in furthering your skill set in...
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Frode #Fella @frodehommedal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dagens tråd. Lik, del, siter, kommenter, print ut og heng på veggen, lag en button av det og fest på jakka, og send den som brev til alle norges redaktører.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 10/08/2026
Dear Microsoft, why do I get notifications that a meeting is starting for meetings I have declined invitation to? It is bloody annoying.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 06/08/2026
And this is why I don't use hotel Wi-Fi if I can avoid it. (and only with VPN if I can't)
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 06/08/2026
My oldest son and his Ukranian fiancée is still living with us. And this week we have her mother visiting. And of course, with her mother being my generation she never learned English in school - so now we communicate via translator apps and some simple English phrases. 😅 Yay for translator apps.
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 04/08/2026
Just noticed that Glen Hansard had died (must have missed the news in my vacation haze). Here's my favourite song from Once (great movie if you haven't seen it) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYT-...
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If You Want Me - Marketa Irglova & Glen Hansard (Once Soundtrack) [Eng Subs]
YouTube video by Tom K.
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