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Gianluca Sartori

@spaghettidba.bsky.social
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Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis.bsky.social spaghettidba.com

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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ready to rock! Room 10, Questioning my SQL Server faith, so you don't have to #DataSatHolland
A picture of room 10 at Data Saturday Holland
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have fun!
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No 🥲 My proposals didn't make the cut. They want smart folks only!
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Landed in Amsterdam. See you at #DataSatHolland!
A view of KLM planes at Schiphol
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Woke up at 3 AM to fly to #DatasaturdayHolland Totally worth it! See you there!
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The leaves are slowly changing their colours #MorningWalk
The hills of Conegliano
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They know you have a special permit :) I missed your cappuccino pictures at improbable times is the day. Have fun!
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Rob Sewell He/Him @robsewell.com · 28/09/2026
Today's the day! ⚡ @jpomfret.co.uk & I are at the CCIB for our SQL-as-code workshop. Coffee, then pipelines. See you soon! espc.tech/conference/f... #IaC
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Azure SQL or Fabric SQL: Deploying Infrastructure and Databases as Code | ESPC
In this workshop, Jess Pomfret and Rob Sewell show you how to deploy both your Azure SQL infrastructure and your database schemas as code.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A nice #MorningWalk today. Very warm, feels like summer. Can't complain, but not normal...
The countryside near Conegliano
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I need to recharge a bit, this is the song I play youtu.be/jgbf03MJyS4?...
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Burn (Remastered 2004)
YouTube video by Deep Purple - Topic
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Andrea Dottor presents Blazor UI for AI applications at 1nnovaAI
Andrea Dottor presents Blazor UI for AI applications
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the 25th of September and I am at 20% of my AI credits allowance. That means I'm going all in with autopilot
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Airplane! Movie Inflatable Pilot
ALT: Airplane! Movie Inflatable Pilot
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 21/09/2026
Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know right
The Hills of Conegliano
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She's back from the summer break
A Fiat Panda, in all its amazing beauty
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This would be the normal period, except it's been going on for two weeks already. So yeah, a bit early
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Harvesting in full swing on the hills
The vineyards of Conegliano
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Very much recommended white wine from the Slovenian wine region bordering Italy
A bottle of nebula from the Slovenian Goriska Brda wine region
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That was a great race indeed. What a comeback!
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Jonathan Roumie's Ba Dum Tss Joke
ALT: Jonathan Roumie's Ba Dum Tss Joke
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Georg Ohm even more!
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My monitors kept flickering when sitting down to my desk due to static electricity. Got myself one of these, connected to the table, problem solved.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*Z*e ar h11~~@AA eeeeeeeeeeee eeeewwwgwwAww
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/08/2026
in case you’re in the market:
made to order baked bean lava lamps
$69

lava lamp full of baked beans
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Daughter 1 listens to 10 seconds of U2 then goes: "mid" and moves on to something different. So proud
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Visual Studio Code @vscode.dev · 31/07/2026
📣 OpenAI just reduced the price of GPT-5.6 Luna by 80% and GPT-5.6 Terra by 20%. Try both models in VS Code today. Happy coding! 💙
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you think backup is expensive, wait until you see the cost of having no backup
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cool stuff. TIL you can predict the future
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Johan Ludvig Brattås @sqlclause.no · 21/07/2026
Tomorrow, @mehrenmueller.bsky.social and myself will be doing a fun twist on the MS Reactor Youtube channel. No slides or pre-scripted discussion but live answering of questions being sent in. Should be fun, and hopefully the audience will be kind to us. Right?
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
No relation with Rutger Hauer?
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Blade Runner: Roy Batty's Tears In Rain Monologue
Alt: Blade Runner: Roy Batty's Tears In Rain Monologue
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thanks to @brento.bsky.social today I learned what Frutiger Aero means. Basically, all the pictures I took last week from the Dolomites
Mount Pelmo, the DolomitesForcella Ambrizzola, the Dolomites
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Hugo Kornelis @hugokornelis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just published a MASSIVE update to the #SQLServer Execution Plan Reference. There are 4 new pages, for operations on JSON indexes, plus an additional 15(!) pages with various updates. Check out the Change Log for a full overview. sqlserverfast.com/epr/change-l...
sqlserverfast.com
Change log - SQLServerFast
This site has different types of readers. Those that come here to quickly look up something, using it as the reference this is. And those that read everything, or at least the pages they consider inte...
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OMG this is... I don't know what it this is, but not good
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Hannah Vernon 🇨🇦 @hannahvernon.com · 18/07/2026
How SQL Server Packs BIT Columns Into a Single Byte A common worry about bit columns is that a table full of yes/no flags will waste a byte on every flag. It will not. SQL Server packs bit columns together, up to eight of them sharing a single byte, and the catalog view that reports each bit as "1…
sqlserverscience.com
How SQL Server Packs BIT Columns Into a Single Byte
A common worry about bit columns is that a table full of yes/no flags will waste a byte on every flag. It will not. SQL Server packs bit columns together, up to eight of them sharing a single byte, and the catalog view that reports each bit as "1 byte" hides that fact rather than revealing it. This is a short, satisfying one to see on the page: we will store ten…
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Cathrine Wilhelmsen @cathrinew.net · 16/07/2026
No, you don't need AI for that. Did you know that Affinity Studio is a completely free tool that lets you work on pixel images, vector illustrations and page layouts simultaneously IN THE SAME FILE? 👉🏻 www.affinity.studio (It's free because Canva wants you to buy its AI stuff. Just say no.)
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me: Hey Copilot, I need to call a stored procedure from power apps. Copilot: Sure, do this and this. Me: Doesn't work Copilot: You can't call a stored procedure from power apps Me: ...
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
11 years and counting! I'm deeply honored to be part of the program for one more year. #MVPBuzz
The acceptance email from the MVP program
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And Google is still running
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Upon suggestion from the public, I set a reminder in my calendar for July 14th of 2056, so I can return her the favor. Retribution, served cold.
A screenshot of my calendar for 2056
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Only the state post office has the superpower of extending the experience of sending a package to a multi hour ordeal
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
WTF
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
She's too smart for her own good
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SqlServerBuilds 🌐 @sqlserverbuilds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New SQL Server 2019 Security Updates: sqlserverbuilds.blogspot.com#sql2019x 15.0.4480.2 Security update for SQL Server 2019 CU32 15.0.2180.2 Security update for SQL Server 2019 GDR #SQLServer #SQLServer2019
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Microsoft SQL Server Versions List
The world's most complete and reliable collection of Microsoft SQL Server version numbers
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Then she pulls out her phone, literally searches for "middle aged dad outfit" and this guy appears
Middle aged dad, apparently
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Daughter 1 is merciless. I was wearing khaki shorts and blue polo shirt and she went "oh, you're wearing the middle aged dad uniform"
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SqlServerBuilds 🌐 @sqlserverbuilds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New SQL Server 2022 Security Updates: sqlserverbuilds.blogspot.com#sql2022x 16.0.4262.2 Security update for SQL Server 2022 CU25 16.0.1190.2 Security update for SQL Server 2022 GDR #SQLServer #SQLServer2022
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Microsoft SQL Server Versions List
The world's most complete and reliable collection of Microsoft SQL Server version numbers
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