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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just funny
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people that always complain I don’t talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak
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increpare @increpare.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.bfxr.net BFXR major update. I need to spend a *lot* more time with the presets of the instruments, but I was so immediately sold by the Mixfxr tool (that just overlaps two existing synths) that I had to put it live RIGHT AWAY. Try it out!
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Dream Parable Studio @dreamparable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to the Wilds of Lumithra, our new crafting game 🍃 Explore the hand-crafted open-world of Wilds of Lumithra, where every cliff, chasm, and hidden path is yours to discover. Gather, craft, build, and fight your way to survival - solo or online with friends 🤝 Coming soon Link in bio 🌿
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@david8hughes

Wife: don't forget to pick the kids up from school

Me: it's Saturday, they're both upstairs

Wife: it's Wednesday & we have 3 kids
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
new essay: AI is not “just a tool” and why continuing to frame it that way is irresponsible brettcodes.com/ai-is-not-ju...
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AI is not “just a tool”
I am sick and tired of people saying that “AI is just a tool” because it is quite simply wrong. Framing the technology of LLMs as “just a tool” is meaningles...
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And scene.
quote from 1984 where the party is always right.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mark Nixon @fatbadger442.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't be like Ed.
Cartoon showing robed Ku Klux Klan membership on the left holding up a placard saying we want to kill back people and a group of black people on the right holding up a banner saying we want civil right, with another person in th middle holding up a placard saying compromise?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_... Blumineck giving a great response to unfuckable incel weirdos transvestigating his wife
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Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 14/09/2026
Supermom @desilydic.bsky.social makes packing a lunch fun, easy, and hopefully not explosive
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
everyone should watch this. nothing that works this way is conscious.
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
John-Luke Roberts
@jukeroberts
PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat.
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Every question they get wrong they lose more money, from their current savings, to one million.
The questions are all things ordinary people should know.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 31/08/2026
if someone's besties with a nice rich person like that lady who used to be married to Amazon Man, email her and see how she feels about 🤘METAL🤘
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In 1971, Daniel Ellsberg leaked The Pentagon Papers exposing the lies told to the public about the disastrous Viet Nam war, forever becoming a hero in history. Now... someone PLEASE leak #TheEPSTEINFiles & end the biggest coverup scandal of all-time! 🙏
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This nightmare continues
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Old timey games While sprinting
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I saw this picture and immediately had to show it to some level designers.
Fucking weird ass stairs.
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Simon Donald
@simondonald
For fuck's sake. Socialism is NOT Communism.
Capitalism - anybody can be rich.
Communism - nobody can be rich.
Socialism - anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I wish people would stop trying to force introverts out of their “shell.” There is no shell. Some people are just naturally quieter, more reserved, and comfortable keeping to themselves. People are allowed to be different
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I read this 17 years ago and I think about it probably once a week. One of those things that I read that literally changed my political understanding of the world (and put me at odds with my family but that was coming anyway)
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wow, journalist Wajahat Ali absolutely destroyed Pete Hegseth’s pastor Doug Wilson. Bravo 👏 👏👏👏
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did you know? Every year, between 12,000 and 15,000 bicycles are recovered from the canals of Amsterdam, Netherlands. The city's water authority, Waternet, uses a special claw on a crane installed on a barge to clean the canals. Original post
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Daaaamn. “AI is the asbestos we're shovelling into the walls of our technological society. Our descendants will spend generations digging it out again, and the longer the bubble goes on without popping, the longer it will take to repair the damage." www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...
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Cory Doctorow: The people who tell you ‘AI is changing everything’ are lying
It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs, writes our t...
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Christophe is making Prerolled! @qaqelol.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My new free interactive guide on #Godot Control Nodes and #UI is out!! qaqelol.itch.io/gui My free #Tween guide also gets a new update! qaqelol.itch.io/tweens AND You can now get the All-in-One version, that regroups all my guides + extra features to support me!! qaqelol.itch.io/guides #GameDev
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two men hold power and solidarity fists in the air on either side of a sign that reads, "Racism is so American that when you protest it people think you are protesting America."
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The important thing to remember about the Tesla stock wipeout is: IT WASN’T ELON’S FAULT
3 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk ranting at a Purple guy.
Musk: This Tesla stock wipeout has NOTHING to do with me or my politics

Panel 2: 
Musk: This is just another example of my enemies trying to ruin me
Purple guy points at something high up and out of shot
Purple guy: What’s That?

Panel 3
Wide shot revealing a Cybertruck with what is clearly a giant metal hand doing a Nazi salute stuck to the roof.
Musk: That’s the new Cybertruck roof rack.
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