Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Finally, a mattress topper for those who sleep standing up 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Look, bringing order to the galaxy means sometimes you gotta do things that seem wrong, but you gotta remember those woke rebels are scum and we’re on the right side of history. It’s our destiny… 010
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Dan! Dan! He’s our man! If he can’t do it, other Dan can!” 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Jolly Green Giant (he big) Colonel Sanders (gritty ol’ farm boy, military experience, was real) Kool-Aid Man (busts through walls = no place you’d be safe) Ronald McDonald (corporate monster, is clown, knows magic) 000
Reposted by JoeDenali @denali.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover. 713105616
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“I wish cake was greasy instead of sweet.” -inventor of plain donuts 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026"...but you can't use your hands" should be the main rule of a party game, not the world's most popular sport. 010
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Rock’n The Park summer concert series… presented by Midstate Cremation and Funeral Service 110
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026An Empire Strikes Back themed vending machine, where a little Darth Vader figure appears asking your snack to help rule the galaxy just before it falls to the dispensing area. 010
Reposted by JoeEEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Inside of you there are two wolves. 012
Reposted by JoeDale Chapman 🍁 @decmusicology.bsky.social · 02/05/2026"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" 769768
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Ever notice the phrase "he's a nice guy" is often preceded or followed by a "but..."? 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026How many syllables in “Desire”? Webster: “two” Bono: “seven” 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I think drive-thrus, delivery, and curbside also play a role. Fewer experiences (even basic sensory stuff like sights & smells), less stepping outside our bubble, and an expectation of being catered to. Things the brain could formerly draw connections from & for have become simply transactional. 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I have a recurring dream that there's a street map of Minneapolis on my stomach. It's never central to the plot, but more of a tangential "Hey, wanna see something weird...?" No one knows why it's there or where it came from. 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Nothing says “We live in a serious country” like the president of the United States threatening, “probably… a whole civilization will die tonight” the same way he threatens, “probably… I’ll sue Rosie O’Donnell.” Anyway, hug your kids. 000
Reposted by JoeBuffet Briefinity 🎃🎃🍬🍫 @briesmith.xyz · 07/04/2026Nuclear armageddon is not what we voted for, sure, but the alternative was being civil to trans people and exposing elite pedophiles 03710
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026One evokes feelings of patriotism, civic pride & shared humanity, while the other feels like a cult for technofascist manbabies whose biggest grievance, other than the 14th, 16th, 19th & 24th amendments, is that people don’t give them enough credit for being smarter than the rest of us. 010
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 06/04/2026[explosively spitting a mouthful of smoothie before interrupting the human sacrifice] WAIT!!! THERE’S ANOTHER WAY… 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Heaven & Hell both have corn on the cob, but only one has dental floss. 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Going back to 1972 and explaining that people haven’t been to the moon in so long that we need to do a practice lap to make sure we still know how to get there. Also, that I watched the launch on my phone. 010
Reposted by JoeThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It’s very nice to see that we can still do things with science 0111
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Looking out my hotel window to take in the Greenville skyline 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Any Christmas lights are permanent if you leave ‘em up long enough. 000
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Thinking about how Biscuitville underwent a rebrand similar to Cracker Barrel a decade ago, but we were too naive to realize it was because of woke. 030
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Sending myself a reminder to give the dogs their flea & tick preventative (NexGard), which isn’t as exciting as my phone would suggest 151
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Jack White at his kid’s sporting event as the opposing team chants Seven Nation Army 000
Reposted by JoeDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/03/2025remember tonight to set your clock ahead an hour. but if canada and mexico set their clocks ahead an hour, then set your clocks back an hour. except for clocks in the automotive industry and clocks made with parts already covered under the USMCA, in which case 783383492
Reposted by Joekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025my nephew drew me this. you think it’s cute well it’s not he’s 23 and just got pardoned for taking a shit inside the Capitol on January 6th 816224
Reposted by JoeRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10/01/2025I think the goal is to make all the social media sites so repugnant everyone with a shred of decency cancels all of their accounts, leaving us with no way to find each other and organize. 1579
Joe @spaceinajar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Steelers/Browns has me thinking there should be a TV feature that makes anything you watch look like a snow game. Apple Vision goggles not selling? Let me insert realistic augmented reality flurries into everyday life. 000
