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Hey New Orleans folks, anybody have old copies of Wavelength magazine? We need a photo of a cover to use for a story

Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 13h

There was a whole subfile of super racist stock images still being sold by my employer in the 21st Century. (I did get them removed from circulation)

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 13h

Oh shit. Did not see that coming! Perfect bait for Yogi Bear or the Pink Panther

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 13h

Three wolves! And two of them think the third is super pretentious

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 14h

Accidentally deleted my entire 20+ year collection of memes and funny pictures and the main thing that bothers me about it is that my son won’t be able to peruse it when I die

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 15h

I’m fancy, I use a tablegrape wheel of the finest carrera marble

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 15h

Heathcliff has that “overweight guy who fucks” hat

Sy Ableman from A Serious Man wearing an almost floppy hat

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 15h

Why not split the difference and have a bathtub fulla spaghett?

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15h

Enough

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 15h

I lost my readers for the third time in a month today. No, it’s fine, I have half a dozen spares, but they are my favorites

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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 15h

Rolled up late to the Lottery with my Tupperware of sausage frittata — I almost missed the whole thing. I joked, "You can't spell 'demise' without 'Denise'!" & got a few laughs. God knows those things are dour enough. Anyway so I twisted my ankle going up to the killing hill — just my luck!

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 15h

Yes, but again, not as much as Heathcliff

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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 15h

Did you know? All songs by the Spin Doctors take place in the same shared universe. Lil Miss Can't Be Wrong? None other than the desideratum of Two Princes

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh brother.

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Explaincars Drama: occasionally, dispatchers will offer to send the lyrics to "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 to the printer.

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not investment advice, but here's my investment advice: Games Workshop is an excellent stock in a company with incredible fundamentals, no real competition and tonnes of headroom. www.ft.com/content/3692...

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Warhammer is weird. That’s why it works

Making sense of London’s latest blue-chip stock

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of the top three uncomfortable facts about Tom Cruise is that he’s a good actor

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Former mathematician Theodore John Kaczynski, who left academia & later became a recluse in the Montana wilderness, has died in prison.

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m still not sure exactly what happened here. He won the bowling contest but also saved a drunk by derailing a trolley?

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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Stees Sees" by John Stees, 1958-1970 September 22nd, 1968 as seen in the New Jersey Herald

Sunday comic strip "Stees Sees." One panel gags with a shared theme, this week's being "Cottage by the Sea." 1. A huge family has already eaten all the food they bought yesterday. 2. A husband doesn't want to get out of bed to walk on the beach and watch the sunrise with his wife. 3. A man's father-in-law caught a large amount of fish and now he's stuck cleaning them. 4. A little girl snitches on her father for watching girls through binoculars. 5. Sunscreen makes a boy slippery. 6. A boy with swim gear doesn't know what to do with himself.

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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

"Church Chuckles" by Charles Cartwright, 1959-1992 August 29th, 1991 as seen in the Coast Star

Single panel comic strip "Church Chuckles." As service is getting out, a woman tells the priest, "You've been a wonderful influence on my husband! He still drinks and gambles, but he doesn't enjoy it as much as he used to."

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The president (pbuh) is clearly unaware that Hollywood Squares originates within the blast radius of Los Angeles

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I thought it was Bluey's grandfather, the one who fought in Vietnam

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah, I’m really not surprised by this one at all

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

David Prowse in The Horror of Frankenstein gave me nightmares for years. Probably only saw a couple minutes during some Sunday afternoon movie matinee on tv

David Prowse as Adam “The Monster” von Frankenstein in the 1970 Hammer picture The Horror of Frankenstein

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everything’s been up in the air, right? Seems bad for Scalise if he’s got this much of Uptown now. I’m one block out and, damn, I wish I were in it

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fritz Bhaer would be a good name for a shoegaze band that just wanted to get laid

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is the numbef one account to get me to click through when I just meant to enlarge the image

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I like a place that doesn’t make me choose from a menu. What, do I work for them?!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Looks like somebody dragged their parents into the souvenir shop at Disney World.

“Nature’s Window”
Photograph: Lee Frost/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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