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Soup Crimes

@sortingbuttons.bsky.social
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she/her | mid 30s | I make things sometimes | aspiring vampire arm candy/juice box

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SCAMPER!!! @digital.lizard.toys · 30/01/2026
still going to ease my way back onto using this account more but i thought the timeline might enjoy the.. activities, i've been getting around to in my absence
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 5h
ME AND WHO AND WHO
boymoder anne hathatway in a poster for twelfth night kissing a woman who is stabbing a man looking like a young columbo leaning on her shoulder
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 4h
red version 🔴
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 4h
We genuinely need to declare war on the "professionals" gatekeeping trans healthcare.
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InnerSpiral (the scary version) @innerspiral.lol · 7h
the moon and stars, for her alone.
the taller witch, representing the blood moon, is kissing her dear wife, representing the stars. they've just come back from a flight together <3
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Soup Crimes @sortingbuttons.bsky.social · 8h
Dear kate, burn 5 million tokens for me
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Soup Crimes @sortingbuttons.bsky.social · 8h
KBC bank is worth 62 billion and its ATM software feels like it was vibecoded by a 15 year old and its chatbot is always wrong. Remember when tech wasn't frustrating? When error messages were useful? When you could tell it to do a thing and it just did it?
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Soup Crimes @sortingbuttons.bsky.social · 8h
I went to his office and bothered him in person, he solved everything but prescribed all my meds twice. Whatever, I'll take it.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15h
He called us “ragazze” or “bellisima ragazze” the entire time and begged us not to go because we break-a his heart if we go, how he gonna go on without the most bellissima ragazze in-a Queens, no, all-a New York
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None Gender With Left Maid @hypnoenby.bsky.social · 19h
'Realising it's working' is the best stage of hypnosis, both to feel and to watch
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 21h
Lady knight sketch:
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 22h
The [enthralling] will continue until [morality] is completely [forgotten], along with all other worries and fears.
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Quel @qlcq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
geurl
a blonde woman wearing glasses, jeans, a black cami top and a cropped white sweater. Her hair is tied in twintails.
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Lilah!!! @lilahnet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Odd choice to recast Verne Troyer with a really tall guy but I'm sure Mike Myers knows what he's doing
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spooky flatline 🔞 @dixie-flatline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is the game that put me onto remedy as a creative force and it is so worth playing despite its little flaws and kinks that arguably only add to it
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Muppet divine circus hours 🤹‍♂️🔞 @toboldlymuppet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am fury vent comm for jade quarz !
portrait of a hella cool oc going feral with righteous vengeance
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EATING WITH YOUR HANDS IS UNLADYLIKE. #metroid #samus
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you love these movies, just admit you hate Nickelback
Soul movie poster (Pixar)The Breakfast Club movie poster
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if youre wondering how i spent my evening it was sculpting 20 new creatures so they could sing over the garden wall
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 05/10/2026
why do i have so many mental illnesses im just a girl
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 05/10/2026
You are not not a copy of-a-copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy
Do not follow the sounds of incantation
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she was a son turned into a daughter Wired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she kept vital infrastructure running for a society that hated her while living in her dad's basement and projecting a vision of idealized femininity
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🦋
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rosary shibari
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Thorn Delarosa @d-7th.com · 06/10/2026
I love. Her
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Nikki Night @nikkinightart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#Signalis
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jenny @deepnest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i need to molt so bad actually
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 06/10/2026
it's called a crush because the thing you feel for the other person is wanting to be crushed under them in bed
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's always sunny title card that reads "cyberSmith finds out about racism"
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PLEASE HELP SAVE HER CAT.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam altman needs to take a good six steps forward
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 05/10/2026
woozles
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BUNGLE @bungbungbungle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think some bad things should happen to Sam Altman for the benefits of the world
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i said ooh girl
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Electric Steel
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Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Things like ADHD are so wild because, when that’s always been your baseline, you just assume that’s how EVERYONE else is. You don’t even comprehend how severe your issue is till you start treating it.
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Llewellyn ~ Mirror Realm Productions @llewellynayss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can and likely will become disabled. Every single person you love can and likely will become disabled. It can happen at any time: car wreck, step off the curb wrong, body stops handling flu well. You should care about how disabled people are treated. Now.
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Demon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Umbasa.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/10/2026
honestly whenever I see the far right do better in an election in Latin America than expected, I can say “the CIA probably ratfucked this” and be right more than 70% of the time
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Soup Crimes @sortingbuttons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Narrator: She wrote him a polite email, cried, then bought some fabric even though her financial situation is dire
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Soup Crimes @sortingbuttons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the heck, I'm not driving, I'll just do all 3
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Soup Crimes @sortingbuttons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's been 2 weeks and he still hasn't bothered to fix my prescriptions. I'm between just showing up at his office and being a karen about it, telling hospital admin to yell at him, or filing a formal complaint
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