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Sören Hammerschmidt

@sorham.bsky.social
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he/him. 18th-c. literature & community college stanning in the desert. prof by day, goth 24/7. luddite by choice & out of conviction.

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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took your energy. Bleh Bleh! 🧛
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Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Humanities will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no humanities.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers.
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going to start thinking of futurologists not as people who ✨discern what the future will be like✨ but rather as people who 🛂discern what sort of labour force powerful people in the present would prefer to have at their disposal when they get there🛂
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Prof MNP @nushpowell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please share!! The Department of English at Arizona State University invites applications for an Assistant Professor, Indigenous Studies position. PhD in literature, rhetoric, media studies, linguistics, or related discipline required at the time of appointment. apply.interfolio.com/194236
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goth club night tomorrow and Saturday, French Police gig on Thursday (and maybe club after). ☺️
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know, it's glorious! (Oh wait, different part of the country.)
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SO much bicep in that video. 😢
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Sheila Liming @seeshespeak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IDEA: rehabilitation centers for the modern, digitally ravaged attention span They could feature activities like lectures, seminar-style discussions, and reading. They could be called colleges, or maybe universities.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So funny. (Would have been better with Ville Valo in it tho tbh.)
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you *really* hurry up, you might still catch that train!
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtube.com
[Don't Fear] The Reaper
YouTube video by HIM - Topic
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to three musical events this week, and I can say with absolute confidence that not a single one of those will get any play anywhere near those events. 😅🦇
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love *Embassytown*!
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*And* Angela Lansbury's typewriter, apparently.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Tristram Shandyer: Now With More Shandy
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See, right there's your problem: your abstract wasn't worded in the way Reviewer #2 would have chosen.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's a very specific activity. 😂
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm eyeing one from a local used music and book store: slightly more expensive than a thrift store, but also comes with a warranty.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's academic job posting bugaboo: your job posting should list the actual salary range, in numbers (even if it sucks) and the actual teaching load, in numbers (even if it is heavy).
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is it. This puts the discourse to rest. 🤣
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely 1,000,000,000% agree with all of this.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the 18th-cent. movie we've all been waiting for, folks!
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG YOU'RE INTERNET FAMOUS NOW!!
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All dem.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, me.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HIRED!!!
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
. . . in mutual admiration, surely??
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But the snarky responses here on Bsky are absolute gold.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heck yeah, CCs ftw!!
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Tamara Atkin @tamarajatkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can anyone point me in the direct of nice images of early modern female scribes at work?
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Dave Mazella @davemazella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's still time to submit to #ASECS! Please consider submitting to my roundtable on #18c weaponized misinformation, a topic which is sadly relevant right now.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bUt ThE efFicIeNcY
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you exchange the ability to read books and perhaps even write them for the ability to ask a machine to tell you about them or to put words in your mouth, you have not made a good trade. You have not traded like for like or worse for better. And that is the exchange being proposed
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Carlisle Yingst @ceyingst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also should have mentioned, for anyone in the Midlothian vicinity, the exhibition itself is still open until the 24th of October, Wednesday-Sunday, and is free! (info here: nationalminingmuseum.com/whatson/jaso...)
nationalminingmuseum.com
Jason & The Coal Mining Adventure - Exhibition (FREE) - National Mining Museum
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What an incredible place, and what an incredible book you helped produce!
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
whenever an author says they used AI to check for "style" I think: that's what superegos is for! that's what dialectical thought is for! that's what generalized anxiety that makes you question everything you've ever thought is for! that's what a social-media-tuned knack for reading the room is for!
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
an author just asked a very common Q: will they get a new contract to replace their advance contract once their book is approved by the editorial board for publication? answer: no! advance contracts are "real," if conditional I wrote about this a while back: www.chronicle.com/article/when...
chronicle.com
Advice | ‘When Will I Get a Book Contract?’
The answer can vary from press to press, editor to editor, and project to project.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Spider-Man Pointing Meme
ALT: Spider-Man Pointing Meme
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Da mos goff.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m really not sure that “goes rogue” is an accurate description of a behavior that is apparently both habitual and condoned
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More OpenAl Incidents
The company's A.l. went rogue this year at least four additional times, trying to break into government and university sites.
now
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Stephanie Insley Hershinow @sinsleyh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a long time, an essay by my friend Sarah. pshares.org/issue-articl...
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's something uniquely satisfying about seeing the slight impression of the type into the paper. Handmade. Analog. Artisanal. 😉
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gorgeous
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Oh, you're stranded somewhere? lol Here's an automated system to give you the run-around. Good luck finding your own way! We'll totally reimburse you. (We totally won't reimburse you, iT WasN't OuR fAuLt.)" And in my case it was only at Heathrow.
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Oh, you're stranded somewhere? lol Here's an automated system to give you the run-around. Good luck finding your own way! We'll totally reimburse you. (We totally won't reimburse you, iT WasN't OuR fAuLt.)"
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Sören Hammerschmidt @sorham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This 🧵 sounds exactly like everything I have ever experienced from @britishairdesk.bsky.social "service" & care after flight delays, cancellations, etc. stranded me AT HEATHROW.
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