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Missy

@sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
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Day 1 Benson Boone fan Lifelong Dodgers fan Don’t fall in love with me I’m moving to Bali

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nailed it
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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Antonacci pulled a Sean Murphy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Mick @mickandhisdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only public executions this century was by Iran & Al-Qaeda
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LyndaGood @lyndagood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Justice should be about accountability, not spectacle. And if we have reached the point where a human execution is something to livestream, we ought to stop and ask ourselves how we got here and whether this is really who we want to be.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how can you not be romantic about baseball
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My daughter’s college has no sorority housing. When I asked why, she cited a “brothel law” (which turned out to be a myth). But one of the frat houses was recently lost to foreclosure and two are suspended from activities for same reasons as below. Have we learned nothing from Boys and Girls Alone
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented 93,000 Cringe Posts as a cautionary tale This Account: At long last, we have made 93,000 Cringe Posts from classic sci-fi novel Don't Make 93,000 Cringe Posts
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The government’s scheme to Brave New World us by getting us all hooked on sugar worked on me. I’ve been on a strict keto diet but I’m sneaking in extra Olly vitamins all day like a fucking junkie
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"bluesky social" is short for "bluesky socialism." not many people know this
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NOOOOOOO not the Grom 😭😭😭😭
Screenshot of a Ring Neighbors post showing nighttime security camera footage of a residential front yard and driveway. A white SUV is parked at the lower left. A portable basketball hoop stands near the driveway, and a circular landscaped area with a bush is visible in the lawn. A small, dark figure appears on the driveway and walks toward the street, pushing a small motorbike. Houses and streetlights are visible in the distance against the dark sky. The post is labeled “Stolen 2015 Honda Grom,” categorized under “Safety,” and notes that the footage was recorded on a Ring Floodlight Cam Wired Pro. Additional text shows the post was made 1 hour ago, 1.3 miles away, and has 51 views.
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 07/10/2026
Please remember to approach me the same exact way you would approach a male creative, writer, designer, business owner. Remember that experience and time are valuable. And you can always do it yourself.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look, even I can admit that sometimes I overdo it with the cheese
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 01/10/2026
But if you never admit that you’re carrying a neglected and wounded little girl inside you, you’ll never admit that you’re a grown woman who’s constantly trying to manipulate others into doing emotional labor for you. BIG PILL. TOUGH PILL.
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Can’t Trust People Who Don’t Trust Themselves
women presently in their 30s, 40s, and 50s, are still battling the demons from adolescent girlhood, of self-doubt, and wall-flowerism...
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 02/10/2026
You stay getting in your own way and then spilling a mouthful of apologies all over for things you wanted and never gave to yourself. GIRL. I'll sort you and your business right out in 10 weeks. ruthnineke.co/product/one-on-one-creative-coaching-business-planning-with-ruth-nineke/
confidence moves mountains. believe that you have something worth giving people
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little kitten is running straight into your heart! 🐈❤️ #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #pet #sketch #sketchdaily
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/01/2026
To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/01/2026
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Jaden kind of fumbled ngl
20 year old daughter: i am in tha uber
Me: He’s an artist and a chef 🙌🏻
20: checked the picture and liscense [sic] plate i’m a pro (I liked this)
20: he’s kinda… 😼
Me: What’s that mean lol
20: hahah good looking 😂
Me: Ohhhhh lol I thought you might think so!
20: bahah i’m dead
20: he skipped a sza song
20: i take it back
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 02/01/2026
Reminder: If you love it then do it all the time, every chance you get. Make the time to do it. Take your energy back from everything that doesn't light you up and pour it all into your thing that you love. And be hella selfish too. This is for the girlies 👇🏽 ruthnineke.co/for-the-girl...
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 02/01/2026
ALL RIGHT GUYS. I'M STARTING IT. Finally. @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social open.spotify.com/show/6PR8PR9...
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A Court of Thorns and Roses
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My nephew caught Hamilton trying to get on the table after he thought we left
A ginger cat stands upright with his front paws on a table, surrounded by a large plush Flareon and other opened gifts while looking guiltily toward the camera. The living room is warmly decorated for the holidays, with red Christmas stockings, a gold “PEACE” sign on the TV stand, and a festive Christmas card featuring a Christmas tree. A square wooden table in the foreground holds fast food drink cups, a bag of marshmallows, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and a TV remote. Sunlight filters through the curtains, casting a soft glow over shelves filled with books and figurines, creating a cheerful, lived-in holiday atmosphere.
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Me if Rowan Whitethorn was real
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 26/12/2025
Hear me out: THE SOONER EVERYONE BECOMES MORE GAY AND ENGAGED WITH ART AND IN TOUCH WITH THEIR EMOTIONS AND SACRAL/ROOT CHAKRAS THE SOONER WE CAN HEAL THE EARTH.
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Regret to inform I am funny again. Time to go back to therapy
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The two moods of Hamilton
A close-up of an orange and white cat with wide eyes and dilated pupils, appearing startled against a dark background.A ginger cat curled up inside a carpeted cat condo, resting peacefully with its head down and eyes half-open.
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 14/12/2025
The gag is you have want to improve and you have to believe that you personally can achieve YOUR OWN IDEAL. You set the standard for you, and only you need approve. Always be aiming for your own vision, your own sense of improvement. ruthnineke.co/adapting-a-g...
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Adapting A Growth Mindset Based on Improvement - RUTH NINEKE Co
How to become more present in your life with simple goal-setting: Determine your own standard(s).
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 15/12/2025
How can you improve this experience for yourself, for them? How can you improve your understanding? Your time mangement? Your self-talk? How can you improve your mental focus? Your emotional stability? ruthnineke.co/a-growth-min...
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A Growth Mindset Based on Improvement - RUTH NINEKE Co
How to become more present in your life with simple goal-setting: Determine your own standard(s).
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I always get the kids food after their appointments and now they want me to get them food after MY appointments! SMH
Text to me from son: can you bring me food after your appointment

Text to son from me: Already home!
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 28/11/2025
The Instagramers will show you the chic, posh western development and escapism and the pretentious, performative "spirituality" I will show you snippets of an everyday life. A morning doggo, a sunset walk.
An abandoned and boarded two-storey building on a corner. Electrical wires and street lights are visible. Trees and a sky at dusk in the background.Sunset clouds over rice paddies. The silhouettes of palm trees on the peripheral.Sunset clouds over rice paddies. The silhouettes of palm trees on the peripheral.Sunset clouds over silhoutted rice paddies.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 18/11/2025
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bluesky is like Facebook for elder Millennials
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Pretty
A black fabric brush holder displays a neatly arranged set of 24 paintbrushes and one palette knife with wooden handles and metal ferrules, labeled by size in ascending order from left to right: 9/8”, 1”, 16, 14 (×3), 12, 10 (×3), 8 (×4), 6 (×2), 4 (×4), 2 (×2), and 1.The brushes vary in shape, including flat and round tips. Above the holder sits a book titled AI JIANG with an illustrated cover, flanked by small figurines and creative tools, all covering a desk.
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you are praying for my downfall, pray harder
My two cats snuggled together in a plush pet bed under my desk. Hamilton is an orange and white tabby. Hermione is a black and white tuxedo cat. They are nestled close in a cozy embrace. The bed has a soft cream interior and a blue polka-dot exterior. Behind them, a glowing blue computer case adds a techy contrast to the tranquil scene.
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I LOVED Genesis when I was a child!
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
11:11 make a wish
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Missy @sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
“Shaddies get baddies.” — @burnernhooch.bsky.social
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I hate to say it, but I think NYC is heading to Shakira Law
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Bob Collins @mylittlebloggie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It looks like every maple tree got its orders last night
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo
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Pete Calandra @petecalandramusic.bandcamp.com · 06/11/2025
Biking up 6th Ave towards Radio City during rush hour last night. #UrbanGaze #HumansOfBluesky #StreetPhotography #Photography #NewYorkCity #EastCoastKin
Photograph looking north on sixth Avenue in New York City. The sidewalk is on the left with people walking on it. On the right is the bicycle lane. This was a handheld long exposure of about a quarter of a second. The bicyclist closest to the camera have motion to them while the rest of the shot is sharp. This is early late afternoon/early evening. The sky has some clouds in it that are reflecting some pink light. On the right are office buildings with radio city music Hall in the distance.
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The Derek that gets mad about butter @ratcitypnw.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I am once again begging Americans to go visit a muslim country in the next year You really will love them. They often come with snacks and hot beverages. And they love a charcoal grilled meat just like you. They really are a delight to be around. Quit fearing them.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
decision desk is calling it. you've won the dork district by a landslide
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