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SophicSiren

@sophicsiren.bsky.social
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Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.

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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Relationship Status: Weekend plans may involve sewing a wand holster for my witch costume
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You guys Phoenix man is monogamous 😭 I'm closer to monogamish, at most small scale polyfidelity But I for sure can't do straight up monogamy, I like group sex too much Apparently he asked our mutual friend just how poly I actually am
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Phoenix man says he only tops in bed. He never uses the word Dom. Says he has no interest in any other control. But tonight he asked how long since I'd eaten and told me to take a break, eat, and drink a big glass of water. Currently discussing whiskey. Why is the universe tormenting me 😭
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who's y'all's favorite Muppet?
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Drums
Alt: Gif of Animal from The Muppet Show playing the drums
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m gonna go on record as saying “people should NOT be ashamed of their ‘weird kinks.’”*** shame around desire is a huge barrier to happiness, and not something everyone whose desires fall outside of the ‘norm’ should be forced to endure. ***obviously referring to RACK-applicable stuff here
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Phoenix guy is intelligent and talented and interesting and kinky and I can already tell I'm probably a moron for talking to a man this good at turning me on from 1800 miles away with no clue if or when I will see him again
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Kat 🦋🐉 @katzkorner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels like an appropriate time to mention I have -started- a block list for people who post their unwanted genitals in replies. While I'm sure most will be men, anyone who does so is a welcome addition. Feel free to bring anything like that to my attention so I can add them to the list.
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Random lady at grocery store told me I'm rocking this dress and I was so excited to tell her it was thrifted and then she was so happy to hear it was thrifted and this is why women are great I compliment random women on their outfits all the time, first time it's happened to me
Image is of a curvy middle-aged brunette with shoulder length hair wearing a casual, deep green, cotton jersey dress with a surplice neckline she scored for $7 at a thrift store. She has tortoiseshell cat eye sunglasses on top of her head, hoop earrings, and a gold necklace. A Halloween cemetery is visible in the background.
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phoenix man just offered to send me a picture of his TBR Sexiest. Thing. EVER 🔥🔥🔥
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Met an interesting man on my trip We just clicked (he said so too) Smart, confident, thoughtful, creative, adored by people I love He's a dear friend of my dear friends in Minnesota So that's 400 miles away Except he moved from Minnesota to Phoenix So that's... 1800 miles away 😭
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dinosaur fact: All dinosaurs are cool and there is no such thing as an overrated dinosaur. There is also no basic answer to what your favorite dinosaur is. All dinosaurs deserve love.
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chasm Falls in Rocky Mountain National Park, just after sunrise You guys I'm in heaven
Image is of a woman's legs wearing  printed running tights with a gray background, and black and red graffiti style hearts. She is seated on a huge boulder on the edge of a steep, rocky mountain stream. The rising sun illuminates the trees in the background.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The weather for the ACC ride on Sunday was beyond glorious Choosing to be proud of me for riding 50 with minimal struggle after a really rough season with little training rather than beating myself up over not having a century in me this year It was a wonderful day and I'm so glad I went
Image is a rural 2 lane highway in Michigan lined with trees and covered in dappled shade. The sky visible between the trees is that special shade of brilliant blue you only see in September.
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time Titty Tuesday rolls around I wonder when the sky will finally roll out locked accounts so I could feel safe posting I get enough random guys creeping on my pics now that I'm far more hesitant about it
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought I was going to have to share a room in the cabin on this trip, but it turns out we each get our own room in the shared cabins And there's a good bit of scheduled free time when people will be out and about Maybe I'll bring my new glass toy after all 🤔
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD.
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Every parent’s worst nightmare! Could your child be neurotypical?
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician…
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying not to panic that I'm leaving for 6 days in just over 24 hours and have not yet packed a single thing I did, however, just finish a detailed 3 page packing list featuring a table listing each day's, activities, weather, dress codes, and specific or potential outfits I'm fun at parties 😆
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was feeling guilty about running 15 mins late this morning to meet up with my friend at Apple Cider She texted me just after I checked out of my hotel that she slept through her alarm, just woke up, and I should tale a nap while she gets ready So I'm in my car, cold and exhausted, waiting
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the hardest things about being single is the sense of invisibility No one knows or cares where I am No one to say good night to No one to notice if I didn't say good morning It's so fucking lonely Every night, when everyone else goes to bed with their partner, I cease to exist
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I only bought one jersey at the cycling event, that's a new record for self restraint
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timr zones are my kryptonite and I remembered to adjust my travel plans to account for the Michigan time change pretty sure I deserve a treat
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today I've had anxiety attack bc my (AHDH) friend I'm flying to CO with next week was unclear about details and my flight is on the wrong day And been stressing hard for hours modifying a prop I sewed for the marching band bc an (ADHD) friend waited until the last second to ask for help
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starting to pack for my trip to Colorado next week Based on the itinerary provided, so far I've got hiking pants, a cocktail dress and a bikini Because my friends are fucking fabulous
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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 25/09/2026
"I refuse to feel shame for embracing my sexual nature." — a bold printed statement on a sign asserting sexual autonomy and rejecting shame.
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wearing a hoodie while putting up Halloween decorations and still getting bitten by mosquitos Nature needs to pick a lane
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am so, so tired of all the men on dating apps I find even faintly interesting only looking for an occasional FWB
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New instant block on OKC: Profile pic sitting on the toilet Why are men?
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The weather is doing the thing where I feel like I'm coming alive
Image is a curvy middle-aged brunette standing on grass. There is a Halloween tombstone and some flowers visible in the background. She's wearing a red shirt with a white floral pattern, jeans, a cream colored linen jacket, aviators, and dark lipstick. Her shoulder length hair brown hair is moving slightly is moving slightly in the breeze.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was a time when we could go to the doctor for an orgasm and cocaine please bring it back
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kicking off my spooky season movies with one I resisted mightily for ages but it absolutely grew on me
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Hocus Pocus: Sarah Sanderson Sings Amok
Alt: Hocus Pocus: Sarah Sanderson Sings Amok Amok Amok!
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turns out it's easy to make cool new neurospicy friends just like you Just post some Halloween stuff on the local buy nothing group You'll be texting another smart af ADHD mom about how fun it to to go to Home Depot for Halloween building supplies in under 12 hours 😄
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sarahclazarus

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast- paced environment
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went to start my annual listen of the award winning full cast version of the Dracula audiobook And now I'm weepy because Tim Curry narrated Van Helsing
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Bumble Snow Bear of the Fall (aka Insatiabear) @realinsatiabear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's FAT BEAR WEEK It's FAT BEAR WEEK It's FAT BEAR WEEK LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat Bear Week is an annual embodiment of the eternal question: If not fren, why fren shaped?
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OneBlueIris, Tapatío Temptress @oneblueiris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sex workers are allowed to have boundaries.
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rumor has it other people have companionship and love and sex I have being stoked I thought to use a running headlamp in the dark for stuff like zip tying a plastic vulture to a tree Apparently
Image is a plastic vulture skeleton sitting on a thin branch in a crabapple tree, its head obscured ny leaves. It's nighttime and the background is almost completely dark, with hints of a Halloween cemetery barely visible. The plastic bird and its branch are brightly lit by the nerd girl's head lamp.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope this email finds you still registered to vote
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean not EVERYTHING but maaaaaan…
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a woman does not follow you back, DO NOT stalk her profile to find one of her friends to DM asking if she'll tell the woman to follow you back so you can DM her This is creepy, unhinged behavior You're guaranteeing she blocks you And tells her friends to block you
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Currently obsessed with Kelly Clarkson's incredible cover of Golden from K-Pop Demon Hunters Thoroughly enjoying all the voice coach reaction videos where their brains melt because she sings it live in the original key when even the original artist downmodulates to sing it live
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My coparent moved out 2 days ago to live 90 mins away with his girlfriend It's amazing how much less anxious I am, how much more cleaning I get done etc They will still be here 2 to 4 days a week when it's his turn with the kids, but I still feel like I'm getting some space for my mental health
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Due to a cycling event next weekend then 3 days later a 5 day trip to Colorado, today was the only day I had to set up my Halloween yard Feeling very grateful for my chosen siblings @talkendo.bsky.social and my sis @dagmarian.bsky.social 's wonderful husband and my sweet goddaughter for helping!
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dance off. Post a dance.
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Rocky Horror: Let's Do The Time Warp Again!
Alt: Rocky Horror: Let's Do The Time Warp Again!
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guys if you follow a woman's account, for the love of all that's creepy DO NOT dig through her media all the way back to the dawn of her account and like her lewds from 3 years ago It's giving stalker And it's an instant block
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SophicSiren @sophicsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a man does this to me, he better not have any other plans for a while because his presence will be required in my bed immediately. Bed optional. Kitchen counter. Whatever. Don't start it unless you plan to finish it.
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