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Miss Vedra

@missvedra.bsky.social
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Artist. Hyperbole is the key to good storytelling. Support the one woman show and/or register your annoyance by using the link below cash.app/$MissVedra

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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 6h
Time to smoke and mow the lawn
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 6h
I forget not everyone here knows me from my (former) pro-domme account y’all are v sweet but I am phenomenal in bed and incapable of rusting. 😂
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 7h
Going to eat this cheeseburger and go for a run just to see what happens
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 7h
Genuinely worried about having to fuck someone new ever again like what if I’m rusty
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 7h
I am so so good at threesomes because I am not afraid to leave for food.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 13h
Put the word ‘r@pe’ on my block list and now I expect my feed will be mostly empty.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 22h
I had a very fun day I love autumn and now I’m tucked into my soft bed with all the windows open so it’s chillyyyy
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pilates body is really unrivaled but it’s almost my running season too 🥰
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My biggest problem at outdoor street fairs is I have excellent posture, and I’m quite tall, so people often end up standing behind me thinking I’m part of a queue/line 😂
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I often clean whilst high and that’s great except then when I’m sober I can’t find anything.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Tis important to remember that I am shaped like a painting made by someone who has meditated on the Fibonacci sequence.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love my reading glasses but getting clear acrylic frames was a huge mistake.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This “espresso martini” straight up haunted my nightmares.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love and adore going to bed so so early. I do my skincare and read and play a dumb game on my phone. I’m up around 5a pst most days so by 8p I am ready to be horizontal.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I make a conscious choice to sleep in my makeup. Then, when I wake up, I look like I’ve been through something glorious. Today’s mascara is tomorrow smoky eye, if you believe in yourself!
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All along the watchtower
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back to reality ope there goes gravity *carefully excises my teen’s very ingrown toenail*
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn’t get the job for which I’ve been interviewing FOR A MONTH, and honestly am really relieved. These recruiters were doing some shady shit. Back to hunting!
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to delete because of a crucial typo 🫡
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Charging my leaf blower to make a maze for them tomorrow. I remember the exhaustion of toddlers boundless energy and now that I don’t have to manage them I find them so charming
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A tiny child on the trail behind my house stopped to play in the leaves and sang his mom, (pushing a stroller with a twin in an Elsa dress) happy birthday and I couldn’t resist I stood up and clapped and waved, wished the mom happy birthday. I love autumn. 🍁
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So gorgeous here today 🍂🍁🍃
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is not a single man in my life (who I value) who gets offended when I am openly misandrist. If anything, my open hatred of most men should make the ones I speak to feel very special.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway, here’s wonderwall.
Beaded and embroidered shirt in an embroidery hoop.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look, I’m going to be candid here. I’ve been raped twice, and the insistent online discourse is both good (survivors deserve to share their stories) and horrible to have to constantly scroll past.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was the soundtrack to @mrblightside.bsky.social and I dating 🥰🎶🥰
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mormon spam is back at it today.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I slept two more hours and am now eating tortilla chips in bed.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Physically feeling very icky today. Like what if a hangover had very bad cramps. Gonna get the kids out the door for school and go back to bed.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sleepy
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This entire art project is such chaos nonsense
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey every autumn I practice being meaner to tedious men so, heads up.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: *tries to seduce a man in a very relaxed, not scary way* <insert weird rant about tilapia> Why am I like this
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Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose: Yikes Moment
ALT: Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose: Yikes Moment
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been getting so much spam
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Painting my toenails Passenger Princess pink
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welcoming the version of me that holds deep, vicious grudges.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to the library today and checked out three books on OCD therapy, and located my notebook and pens for notes.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once again, deeply grateful to my sister for keeping the roof over our heads while I’ve been out of work by helping with our $$$ rent 😍🥰🏆🏆
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH my GOD
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Never miss a chance to make water or take water,” my great-uncle said. He was twice my size at the time, a gently pragmatic backwoodsman, master carpenter and horseman. He gave me this advice when I was 15 which is why I have anxiety and also why I am the success I am. 🫶😂
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a shower fit for an orgy, and I typically don’t miss a master bathtub. UNTIL I get my period, then I wish I could take a magnesium salt bath. 😭
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Period shits are the worst.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pray for the people in my Pilates class. I are a metric fuck-ton of roasted garlic last night.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking my cramps to intermediate Pilates.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cramps. Are. Awful.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we make it a mock him singalong
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: lights something that’s 34% *cracks knuckles* Lets google how to seal mod podge
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eating quick pickles and roasted garlic because my period demanded it.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SO SATISFYING and for crisp little cooking sounds, sound on
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day one of my period at the full moon after the fifth out of five interviews sure why not
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