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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Good Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Beach Boys - Capitol Punishment (Compilation, CD, unknown, unofficial release)
An album cover showing a photo of a young Brain Wilson smiling at the viewer; the photo has been tinted a bright red. In the bottom-left corner is the Capitol Records logo (with the text "PUNISHMENT" replacing the "Records" text), and underneath that is the Beach Boys' logo (taken from the Smile cover).
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Felicitea (working on comms!) @coffeecatcurios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You are stronger than you know (but it's ok to not feel ok 💕) Some days you might feel like the world is out to get you, but you can do this! (•̀ヮ•́)ง⟡ Take some time to recover after getting knocked down, but believe that you can get back up again. #pokemon #glaceon
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining a guy who says “D&D is friendslop” and getting angry but also finding it hard to dispute at the same time
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
so upset that using correct grammar is now considered AI that i’m inventing new grammar |>~| hoping it catches on
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
work has driven me so insane that i just imagined a white dude named Terry Yaki and died laughing
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mr Beast is going to kill and eat this old man
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Fumel-Kötzentine🔞 @fumelkotzentine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Example of what I mean
Super Mario Bros. on the Nintendo Entertainment System, but there is a "BONER" meter at the bottom of the screen
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Reddit post on r slash computers titled "HP laptop screen won't turn on". The post includes a photo of a laptop with the entire top side missing.
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
liberal liberal on the wall,, who’s the wokest of them all
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[chud who is actively being pushed into an open locker]: "Actually that’s an argumentum ad baculum, which is a logical fallacy-“
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aly @aly.codes · 27/08/2026
I am once again saying that I just want non-political software but you guys keep adding nazis to it github.com/neovim/neovi...
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DHH · Issue #501 · neovim/neovim.github.io
The DHH quote on your website has fallen out of fashion and is "giving Nazi bar vibes." It doesn't take much effort for you to discover that he hates brown people and would love to see Europe, espe...
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if i see another character design with fat boobs, fat ass and fat thighs but a small flat tummy i’m gonna fucking end it all
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charlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/08/2026
Nintendo’s new US patent has major implications for the future of games that run like dogshit. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me when I make the Simpson.
[MATT GROANING]
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
they’re putting you in Blender bro, they’re straight up rotating you back and forth and there’s nothing you can do about it bro. they’ve subdivided you multiple times, it’s okay if you’re upset bro
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NIWindustries.bsky.social @niwindustries.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
👓 Rule#4 🐈
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
they still like being called good girl too
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
STOP THE CAR
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
as someone with a massive intolerance to uncertainty, nothing feels me more with existential dread than drying my own hair
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/07/2026
Because YouTube Is Where The Poop Isn't: Abrupt Migration of YTP Artists Leads To New Form Of Internet Media Called "Vimeo Shits"
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
its so funny when frutiger aero 20-somethings will use the phrase "the future we were promised". brother they promised you gogurt commercials
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 16/07/2026
due to popular demand... gug machine #gamedev
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*in the cadence of a 30 year old catching up with an old colleague* been getting into back pain recently
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I need a drug that makes me stupider that isn't benzos
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neco🐾suke @necosuke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Honda MotoCompo #motorcycle #art #vehicle #illustration
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ARUBA, JAMAICA, OHHHH I WANNA FUCKING TAKE YAAAAAA
Mike Love in 1964 yelling at the crowd stretched wide.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
possibly not hygienic... but can you blame her on a day like this?
a painting of the pokemon glaceon staring up at the viewer from inside a cooler full of ice and beverages
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I usually don't care about semantics if the point gets across, but my current bugbear is people calling a basic home server a "homelab." There is a massive fucking difference between the two!!!!
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
debating checking out mastodon just to meet fellow weird linux ppl
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
emmy’s new and stunning idea factory: - a cat that pets you - gluten free pepsi - girlsplaining - a microwave that doesn’t work - microsoft word 1997: that’s right! it’s back and has AI now, we hate it! - a falling in reverse song that isn’t the worst shit you’ve ever heard of
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We Sat Down With Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines To Find Out What Other Sports She Fucking Sucks At thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-...
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We Sat Down With Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines To Find Out What Other Sports She Fucking Sucks At
If you’re fortunate enough to have never heard of anti-trans activist Riley Gaines, she is a former collegiate swimmer who came in... Get the full story
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caerbanoc @caerbanoc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Commission
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
why does cricket still do test matches. they should know whether or not it works by now
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abby @abbysux.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
isn’t she lovely
Jax from TADC
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Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
trans girls just love fat women it’s the universal law
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DUBIOUS DATA @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Unbelievable! 😲😱
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emil @emil.nexus · 19/06/2026
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naoarte @naoarte.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trafalgar Street: “🎶Nazis Stuck in a Tunnel.🎶” #Brighton
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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KDE @kde.org · 01/06/2026
Welcome Kori to the World! Kori is KDE's non-binary⚧️ pet dragon and they'll be presiding over KDE's 30th anniversary celebrations throughout 🏳️‍🌈Pride Month🏳️‍⚧️. kde.org/anniversarie... #kdeAt30 #egg #Pride
The egg from https://bsky.app/profile/kde.org/post/3mlkptqeog22e has burst open and Kori, KDE's non-binary 🏳️‍🌈 dragon, bursts into the world!
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