Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026listen kid, you spend so much of your life shitting, you start to forget about the piss. that’s what really matters. reach for the piss. 120
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the way it overshoots and has manual corrections is such a cuuuute touch GOD this movie is one of a kind 010
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my time on bluesky can basically be summarised as “people hate this thing that i hate, but they’re hating on it for the wrong reasons, this vexes me” 000
Reposted by EmmyGood Album Covers @goodcovers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Beach Boys - Capitol Punishment (Compilation, CD, unknown, unofficial release) 094
Reposted by EmmyFelicitea (working on comms!) @coffeecatcurios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You are stronger than you know (but it's ok to not feel ok 💕) Some days you might feel like the world is out to get you, but you can do this! (•̀ヮ•́)ง⟡ Take some time to recover after getting knocked down, but believe that you can get back up again. #pokemon #glaceon 031096
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this is the game your dad talks about constantly and is his frame of reference for all modern video games, as if it’s some cultural touchstone and not just a game crunched out in 2 weeks, destined to be included in your subscription to Sheffield Computers Monthly magazine 140
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026imagining a guy who says “D&D is friendslop” and getting angry but also finding it hard to dispute at the same time 120
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026so upset that using correct grammar is now considered AI that i’m inventing new grammar |>~| hoping it catches on 010
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026work has driven me so insane that i just imagined a white dude named Terry Yaki and died laughing 000
Reposted by EmmyDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mr Beast is going to kill and eat this old man 171480385
Reposted by EmmyFumel-Kötzentine🔞 @fumelkotzentine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Example of what I mean 251835596
Reposted by Emmylink altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026 814330
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026liberal liberal on the wall,, who’s the wokest of them all 010
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026make a nixos fork that is just a declarative build with a bunch of flatpaks and hyprland and call it something stupid like onixuary and that's all it takes to get 8 million i think 040
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026[chud who is actively being pushed into an open locker]: "Actually that’s an argumentum ad baculum, which is a logical fallacy-“ 000
Reposted by Emmyaly @aly.codes · 27/08/2026I am once again saying that I just want non-political software but you guys keep adding nazis to it github.com/neovim/neovi...github.comDHH · Issue #501 · neovim/neovim.github.ioThe DHH quote on your website has fallen out of fashion and is "giving Nazi bar vibes." It doesn't take much effort for you to discover that he hates brown people and would love to see Europe, espe... 1514312
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026if i see another character design with fat boobs, fat ass and fat thighs but a small flat tummy i’m gonna fucking end it all 030
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026on the fucking distro made by the eugenics dude no less 070
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in Germany i heard if you collect 5 pronouns you can exchange them in any supermarket for a free gender. hold on to those! 030
Reposted by Emmycharlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr) 189583207
Reposted by EmmyPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/08/2026Nintendo’s new US patent has major implications for the future of games that run like dogshit. paletteswap.site/dif... 281672361
Reposted by EmmyTransparency @transparency.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Me when I make the Simpson. 32283699
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026they’re putting you in Blender bro, they’re straight up rotating you back and forth and there’s nothing you can do about it bro. they’ve subdivided you multiple times, it’s okay if you’re upset bro 000
Reposted by EmmyFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 27/07/2026 214235
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026so then I punish my hair with 500 billion different products to cast it in a vague direction I want but it still chooses its own path. The biggest source of uncertainty on my life resides on my own head, taunting the cranial mass beneath it. 000
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"I'm in charge of my own destiny" no. fool. you merely steer the ship down the canal. you cannot turn back. your hair will be frizzy today and you haven't done anything different. Fuck you. 100
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026as someone with a massive intolerance to uncertainty, nothing feels me more with existential dread than drying my own hair 110
Reposted by EmmyAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 25/07/2026Because YouTube Is Where The Poop Isn't: Abrupt Migration of YTP Artists Leads To New Form Of Internet Media Called "Vimeo Shits" 15516
Reposted by Emmypunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026its so funny when frutiger aero 20-somethings will use the phrase "the future we were promised". brother they promised you gogurt commercials 411371282
Reposted by Emmyspzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 16/07/2026due to popular demand... gug machine #gamedev 9745621039
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026*in the cadence of a 30 year old catching up with an old colleague* been getting into back pain recently 010
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“just smoke weed” fool. weed is the tool of enlightenment. it is a means of attunement. 000
Emmy @sonicknockoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I need a drug that makes me stupider that isn't benzos 100
Reposted by Emmyneco🐾suke @necosuke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Honda MotoCompo #motorcycle #art #vehicle #illustration 102047458
Reposted by Emmyvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked 2857581930
Reposted by EmmyGwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 05/07/2026possibly not hygienic... but can you blame her on a day like this? 4288813066