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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Terrible news, I was thinking about more chaotic characters and now... well. I just played Skyrim for like 5 hours straight because I got hooked. Helfain was just too alluring also I was building her second house. Just because.

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ahem. Long ass thread time... Evie. Oh poor Evie. She already gets shit on by him in canon. She'd get called a damsel. She's expecting, so obviously she's just a weak woman who's completely horrified by any and all killing, and her father (Bhaal) takes control of her to commit these terrible acts!

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hm... let me see here. Sometimes, when I write my guys, I have a flash of inspiration, and then I just ignore some points of lore. I do it in everything I write, but I do try to stick to canon if I can. Or unless I find it stupid. For all my Tavs, well. I tend to expand on Wyll much more than the-

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Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord @jasmindarnell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s his month

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Coraline. I straight up refused to watch the movie several times when I was a child. But it was always that tunnel that creeped me out. I have no idea why, but I just always thought it'd swallow me up. Now I realize it reminds me of a throat, which... I hate. Bad thought.

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Coraline Tunnel Swirl

ALT: Coraline Tunnel Swirl

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's very important to me that Evie is in fact strong enough to carry all her men. She can carry both Gortash and Astarion with ease, Halsin takes a bit more effort, and they'll probably need a wall if they're trying anything, considering they're fairly close in height. Astarion can't pick her up-

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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

what a reasonable time to repost this again

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sterra has a very pretty singing voice, and she sings a lot. Mostly graveside hymns, but once she's tadpoled, she starts singing a lot more when she thinks people can't hear her. This lead to Astarion giving her the nickname songbird, which she blushes very heavily at. Mostly because she likes it-

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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

OKAY I have uploaded it now! I couldn't spend any more time trying to figure out how to convert it for other programs, but I've included instructions on how to do that. Available for download on my site <3 ch1keng.carrd.co

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Listen. I'm not saying the Chen siblings would thrive in the Hannibal show, but they would totally thrive. Like... Iuno and Chao are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves despite their blindness and something something Fuyuko being a stray wolf

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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stephie @heyystephieee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy bisexuality day and the first instance of the word “bisexual” being used in video games

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Muffin 🔞 it's kinky time @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every time I hear Gale say Ambition it feels like a Terry Pratchett bit. I can hear you're saying it with a capital letter.

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ciil 🦭 @ciil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

genuinely funny when u start hallucinating AUs for ur ocs like yes this is my fandom of 1 where i write the canon AND the fanfic. i am the whole ecosystem

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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 11/09/2026

. 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ manifes— 🔥 🕯️ 🔥 ah shit fuck 🔥 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🔥 🔥 🕯️ 🕯️ 🔥 🕯️ 🔥

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ines 💥 semi-wristed @inesvisual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i miss my own ocs. what are those little guys up to. they should call me

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Usual disclaimer I have a lot of Tavs, but I'm not doing all of them this time, because most of them are too good to get wanted posters of them. Or just know Disguise Self We'll start with Missy. She'll deface every single one she comes across. She makes herself look even goofier, and it's mostly-

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ALrighty time for my usual long ass thread going over everyone because I find inherited traits so damn interesting when it comes to characters. Evie doesn't remember her adoptive parents all too much, despite being around them for 50 years (elf) but she did get the ability to cook and bake well.

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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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ZiaReN @ziarenxolous.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

This octopus picture is somehow very popular on tumblr 🙂 #BG3 #buldursgate3 #theemperor #art #emperor

A sketch of The Emperor from Buldur's Gate 3. He's laying on the ground i guess kindda sexily? His tentacles are everywhere though, slimy even. He's looking at you expectantly. Roll uh perception check? idk

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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week

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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP to two of the best to ever do it

dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings

dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings

tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too

tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Okay okay. I know my friends on here. I know what #BG3 people are like. QUESTION: What did your Tav/Durge do with the spider carcass in the Gauntlet of Shar? Did they eat it and then get the disapproval from literally everyone? Or were they reasonable and leave it be? (My guys will be down below :3)

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Evies's stupid pretty butt is constantly on my mind I hate this so much. WOMAN STOP BEING PRETTY

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Doing this for everyone because everyone has things to do with this. Also. I like talking about my guys (Thread time) Evie knows the rules in concept. However, she is utterly shit at gambling. She can palm cards, lie in theory. In practice, she is so bad. She does not understand city things like-

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sai ✦ fefw @radiostarkiller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

put more boobs in the farming games actually

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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Cover that wizard in lipstick marks

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

THREAD TIME I am not as familiar with Forgotten Realms lore as some people, but canon has not stopped me before and it won't this time. So we're discussing both Evie and Yvaine, because they are siblings, and also always going to be in the same canon together. Evie is about 358 years old at the-

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

...Okay yet again this is long because I have... 9 Tavs at the moment, and will have more. Also I yap. First up, as always, my dear Evie. She was my second run, and a Durge, and I knew some things were off about Durges. I hadn't played with the vitaligo slider, so I decided to make that a focal-

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Evie is promptly going to end up going home to her husbands with a gang of raccoons. She takes in strays and technically they're strays. Also she's saying she gave birth to them despite never having turned into a raccoon. Those are her children now. Obviously

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Gotta love writing fanfiction with original characters in them because sometimes it's just like "How (character) deals with the insanity that is my Courier 6 Dell" and that answer is almost always "Dell outfreaks everyone" I hate and love her at the same time.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

fool me once.

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

After all that hair stuff... I just realized that all three of my Tavs who romance Gale (So far) have long hair. Yvaine (They hide a deceptively long amount of hair, also they're 8' 6".) Aerie (Floor length braid) Sterra (Goes to about her ankles undone) ...I blame you @snailcities.bsky.social

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Oh I've thought about this for everyone. Long thread incoming... Evie's hair is actually in a protective hairstyle! (I write her as black coded) So she tends to keep her braids for about... two months before she has to redo them. She'll wash them without undoing them every 5 days or so, and also-

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I will forever be a fan of all of the tiefling children. Mol and Arabella have their main roles, yeah, but I adore the others too! Mirkon and his little story are my favorite of all of them though. He's Evie's little harpy! She calls him this even once she adopts him, and all the other living kids!-

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There has been a cricket in my room for the past two days and I'm afraid it's been impacting my sleep because IT WILL NOT SHUT UP Any time I go to search for it, it shuts up so I have no idea where it's hiding. Tempted to sic the cats on it now.

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'm only half an hour late in my timezone, I'm fine! I made it. Day 3 of Gortash Week, this time digging into him with Ketheric and Evie's nasty butler. And of course, Evie. I'll have Day 4 out... sooon? We'll see archiveofourown.org/works/89522961

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In Darkness We Thrive - Somuchcoffeeandblood - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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postboxrose 🗡️ @postboxrose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

bodille suspiria redraw be upon ye #bg3 #durge #ocsky #postboxart

faked screencap of an elven woman, lit in red, sliding a hand down her neck while the subtitles read: “I am she”. It references heavily the final scene of luca guadagnino’s suspiria film.

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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 28/07/2026

you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Alright, Day 2 of Gortash Week! And now it's time for Evie to basically overtake. Listen. She has a presence that's hard to avoid. But anyways, enjoy what passes for wholesome with these two #gortashweek

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A Vow Made of Steel And Gore - Somuchcoffeeandblood - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Somuchcoffeeandblood @somuchbloodycoffee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

For a lot of mine, yes! I don't have the pictures, but there are important changes. Starting as usual with Evie, she has pre-tadpole, with her different clothing and style, her posture as well. She then has post-tadpole, then Volo, then the creche, then Act 3, then post game. I'll go more in depth!

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