Reposted by soms 🏴Rose @robubby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I'm publicly opening commissions! I have a lot to offer, so please stop by and check them out! I take Venmo and CashApp, DM me here on Bluesky or on Discord at "rosebuddy" for any inquiries. 01411
Reposted by soms 🏴may! @fbirb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Hey! My name is May FBIrb, and I am a video editor! And now you can commission me! Attached in the post below is a short demo reel showcasing some of my best and favorite work over the last year or so of YT editing work. I've done work for Mayro & SimpleFlips; and now I can work for you too! 12114
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 27/02/2026youtube has suddenly decided to sort my subscriptions by 'Most Relevant' in the latest in many, many decisions made purely to make it seem like theyre doing things. give me my chronological subs back. literally who asked for this 110
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 03/02/2026calm and rational jevil: i can do a reasonable amount of things 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 07/10/2025you should never create a social media platform unless your name is tom, in which case go ahead 000
Reposted by soms 🏴Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 05/10/2025In the Super Mario Galaxy games, the staff credits text is always loaded into RAM despite not being needed until the ending. While horribly inefficient, this is inadvertently heartwarming as the games appear to honor their creators by keeping them in memory at all times. 222659537
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 07/09/2025the only reason i know the nfl season has started is that the scorigami bot has started posting again 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 27/08/2025the fun part of the english-speaking internet is that there are two different ways you have to look at it from - the american perspective, and then Literally Everyone Else, because the former could drop the "he Is your president" line on some poor shmuck from Costa Rica at any point 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 08/08/2025if you create a software installer that does not let me change what drive it installs to by default i consider you an enemy 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 01/06/2025it really feels like 83 should divide into something and it bothers me that it doesn't 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 01/05/2025currently applying for the title of worlds shortest tall guy. do you think theyll let me have it 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 17/04/2025you can tell chatgpt is bad because no one has drawn it as a cute anime girl 162
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 18/03/2025sticking "this place is not a place of honor" signs up next to bathroom stalls 041
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 09/03/2025no one said i could be this cool but i went and did it anyway. how delightful 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 19/02/2025the guys who created the first shitty ai chat bots like two decades ago realising they've become sloppenheimer 034
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 14/02/2025you haven't lived until you've fought adobe premiere in a battle for the ages (media not linking for some reason) to an inch of your life (clearing the media cache (which mysteriously fixes the problem the fourth time you do it)) 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 19/01/2025if flavor flav wasnt busy being one of the greatest artists to ever do it he would be a generational poster. incredible talent 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 18/01/2025trying to find the point between being awake and being asleep by setting an alarm for every twenty seconds while getting really comfortable in bed and falling asleep because im tired 020
Reposted by soms 🏴DNA 🧬❄️ Frío Fresco (Comms open) @dnabyss.bsky.social · 04/01/2025OK imma be blunt. Some shit just came up and I need help. Everything is on sale for 20% off until I can get what I need. I've already reduced prices before, so now these are an absolute STEAL. I just need to break even. Pls help a BIPOC living below the poverty line. alchemodel.etsy.com 22125
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 01/01/2025we hit new years and I then immediately stubbed my toe while grabbing a snack. ah well. 2026 will be my year I guess 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 30/12/2024the "how hungry" horse has been awarded an Oscar for best supporting actor 053
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 26/12/2024i think i'm falling into the ffxiv hole. god help us all, but especially my sense of time. that guy is fucked 110
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 22/12/2024is the mountain in undertale called mt. ebott because it's toby backwards 020
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 19/12/2024if uncle kracker was a farmer he'd say to his farmhands "give me the wheat, boys" 110
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 18/12/2024i dont know how i can be 5'4 and yet sneeze hard enough to register on the richter scale 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 16/12/2024taking applications. can't tell you what kind, though. that would be cheating 031
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 15/12/2024word of the hour and twenty-two minutes: spurious. if this confuses you 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 13/12/2024i haven't heard from statler and waldorf in a while. i'm worried. what are they plotting 021
Reposted by soms 🏴Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 05/12/2024being a lazy perfectionist should cancel itself out but it is in fact surprisingly stressful 815526
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 02/12/2024i have four times less followers here and i am significantly happier for it, because it means halfs of my followers arent blatant bots, and a quarter arent people who saw one post and then dipped. it's just people who see the inane bullshit i spew out and go "you know what, yeah, bars" 020
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 30/11/2024firing off my annual wish for everything to be simpler and easier. trying not to knock a satellite out of orbit this time 031
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 21/11/2024look i appreciate that it's nice to be free from relying on twitter but if i see one more boomeresque "we're free!" comic about leaving twitter and joining bluesky i think im going to have an aneurysm . sorry to be a hater but We Get It 020
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 20/11/2024wanting things i can't have. experiencing parts of the human experience that I don’t particularly appreciate at the moment 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 16/11/2024arcane just gut-punched me so many times i'm not sure i have any gut left to be punched in 000
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i get to post pictures of my dog and no one can stop me. my evil plan 010
soms 🏴 @soms.bsky.social · 09/11/2024it's been a little under two years since a viral infection - presumably covid - ravaged my body and left me unable to walk. now, i can at least traverse the house with crutches, and can even take a daytrip every month or so. thank god for my friends. I would have went stir crazy by now without them 070
Reposted by soms 🏴A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:... 15251547110993
