I remember telling a teacher, fresh from a Vegas trip, that my family had taken me there three times. I expected her to be impressed. But in hindsight, she must have considered calling CPS.
To be fair, my parents were just unknowing Disney Adults, and Vegas was cheap and more socially acceptable.
![An edit of an Achewood comic strip.
[[TESLA LOGO]] [[Pat is typing a letter]] Pat: Dear Sirs: Please find enclosed one (1) Cyberbeast model Cybertruck. <<TAP>> <<TAP>> <<TAP>> <<TING>> Pat: I am returning this item because I feel your catalog uses deceptive language in describing its contemporary appeal. As it turns out, NO-ONE likes to see a man in a "Badass Cybertruck." Pat: I have even suffered the indignity of having a large sandwich thrown at my head/truck. <<TAP>> <<TING>> <<TAP>> [[Pat reads catalog]] Pat: Also enclosed please find a check for $39.99 to cover the cost of one (1) annual X Premium subscription. Sincerely, Pat Reynolds 901 Grosvenor Achewood Estates CA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jscgearcaaawebvf43rxzxqa/bafkreibtsoiw5elonawlpkrjdsu56sglnudolua2wudu3rhm43d2hlaqeq)
![Screenshot of the infamous Usher "Happy Easter Xbox" video, of the Microsoft produced Usher "Happy [insert holiday here] Xbox" video series to promote the Dance Central series. Except this one has been labeled with the fake caption "Happy You Dead, Xbox"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:66j4sj7jf35lfpi75arltexx/bafkreibfey6dllav62wn4gr5oiftdd46tsnvq2r5d4b6d333vlrxmu6tre)
