Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 10/12/2025snails are just cowards who need a safe space to hide while slugs have transcended beyond the need for property 020
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 28/11/2025If you're out buying shit at a store today, maybe ask someone working "how are you today" or some other direct, validating thing to let them know they're more than just a warm body filling a day shift. If you want. No pressure or anything it's your life do whatever you want it's none of my business.want.no 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 03/10/2025dont know what the waffles thing is all about and I will not be looking into it thank you for your attention to this matter 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 27/09/2025having knee pain and the doctor tells me my knee "just does that now" 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025aside from all the normal negative reactions to this, I have 2 thoughts: 1. Chris Tucker must've done some wild irredeemable shit on camera at some point. I also feel this way about Kevin Hart but moreso. 2. Saudi Arabia is lapping Israel in the "not being a broke bitch" race, among other things 010
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025no shade to till, mans does good important work, thank you for documenting human rights violations. that said, once the reflex goes from documenting to yall dropping the cameras and beating the breaks off of dude whole heartedly in a moral and just way, we might start to deter this behavior 030
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I actually am curious on what the other "respectable sauces" are cause if it's just three sandwich related condiments then there's a separate conversation to be had about what "sauce" means 010
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I think it's the whole not finishing reconstruction after the civil war and/or assimilating nazis into the federal government after ww2 but the sauce idea thing is right up there too 110
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025mfw finally the trade routes being in dispute isn't the headline anymore but the rebel separatists are still disrupting the flow of my commerce due to unfair taxationmedia.tenor.coma monkey wearing a crown and a necklace says is that legalALT: a monkey wearing a crown and a necklace says is that legal 020
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Really lazy genderswap character idea: Michelle Jilldaughter 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2025they got too many motherfuckers in this band but it rips so im good with it 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 25/09/2025hey you, yeah bitch you, I just want you to know that you have power and agency in this existence we share and you don't have to do anything about it. you didn't ask for it, it's not your responsibility. but you get to do anything you want to. if you want to. it's yours forever. 000
Reposted by MaxDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah 243314818
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 20/09/2025false flag right before midterms to keep voting from happening, is my guess 000
Reposted by MaxBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025It's Friday night baby 106130222639
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 09/04/2025if you want to revitalize the American manufacturing job sector, just reopen the dick sucking factories 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 04/04/2025was reading about the origins of ketchup and clicked on the wiki about the Heinz guy and received a cursed knowledge jumpscare at the end 000
Reposted by MaxChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Don't have much hope for the future but I do hope that if things gets sufficiently bad that real estate prices will at least crater thus ensuring that future generations of young people can experience living in a converted loft that's impossible to heat or cool properly. 429316
Reposted by Max𝔪𝔯. 𝔇𝔍 @boatss.xyz · 28/03/2025everything in the news makes way more sense when you remember it's actually illegal to arrest a rich person for breaking the law 116833
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 26/03/2025i wasn't stunned because i already knew she looked like that so it really wasn't a big deal to me personally 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 23/03/2025number one all time no skips album, especially if you like house bands being incredibly locked in 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 23/03/2025try the straight pliers if not, the vice grips a real price saver way to acquire nice whips 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I think its pretty cool that all the women I know and fuck with cause they're homies are funny and also hot. I know their partners and they rule too most the time. just nice to think about sometimes. 000
Max @someguynamedmax.bsky.social · 23/03/2025tis the season youtu.be/MnnTUePr0T8?...youtu.beTim Heidecker - A Year In PiesYouTube video by Jimmy Greenspan 020
Reposted by Maxmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/03/2025insane what billionaires do with their money (fund fascism) when they could found an elite preteen basketball academy that is challenging, current and always adapting except for an institution-wide insistence that byu is pronounced "byooo" and pretending they can't understand your corrections 41037
