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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Actual exchange I just had. Customer: I’ll have Smirnoff and grapefruit Me: We don’t have grapefruit Customer: I’ll have Smirnoff, 7, and a splash of grapefruit Me: We still don’t have grapefruit. Like buddy what do you think we’re doing? RATIONING THE GRAPEFRUIT???

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Silly over sexy. I’m taking Halloween back 🤣

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you! It makes me laugh so hard I can’t wait to make it happen.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So I’m gonna wear the costume and then I’m gonna make like 15 “I’m with the pickle” shirts to hand out to the people who come in with no costume. Because who doesn’t wanna be with the pickle? Couldn’t be me.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ok I’m bartending on Halloween. I wanna be a pickle. I don’t know why but it’s so funny.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And yes. This man said “titty milk.” I hate it so much.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was bartending and a man asked me “how much extra would it be for titty milk” when I was making a beverage with cream in it. I genuinely think he believed women can just shoot milk out their boobs whenever they feel like it. I want him to keep believing that.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ngl since twitter died (rip) I find myself so invested in the wildest shit over there. It reminds me of the early days of twitter. It’s just the Wild West, and I’m a serious lurker. (Also. Wild West capitalized itself. Twice.)

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also. A town I live adjacent to got hit really hard by a tornado. Tonight there was an event during which I got to Fountains of Wayne, Charlie Berens, AND Tony Shalouhb. @fountofwayne.bsky.social @charlieberens.bsky.social @greenbaypackers.bsky.social

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Save some pretty for the rest of us, Yuko. How dare you.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the year of our lord, 2026, I’m watching”Riverdale”for the first time. I’m two episodes in and I’m OBSESSED. It’s so dramatic. Like a soap opera that’s trynna be spooky. It reminds me of Twin Peaks and I’m here for it.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watched the Packer game (GO PACK!) and if you’ve never been in a Wisconsin bar and were wondering what it’s like I just had a 20 minute conversation about whether 2 people could rub buttholes together. And that’s a standard post-game Sunday. #wisconsin

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It hits different when you leave those kind of comments on FB.

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 14/06/2026

never forget

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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I haven’t felt that many feelings in a LOOOONG time.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This is why we don’t turn the game off but also it’s not over yet.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

SAAAAAAME. They HAVE to stop missing free throws. wtf is going on with that.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This game is making me physically ill.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Yeah but why would we call those? That would be wild.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Alright let’s see if the Knicks can knock this one out.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Look. The Knicks were giving me palpitations.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

And the waving wheat, it sure smells sweet

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

This is why I wanted them to play Oklahoma.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The Knicks are in the playoffs for the first time since 1999 tomorrow. It’s basically Christmas Eve over here.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I grew up a sugar on lettuce kid… tried it again recently and ngl it slaps. (There’s sugar in damn near every salad dressing and I have lactose things so I guess it makes sense?)

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I keep reading it as something about sequins and I’m sticking to it.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Lmao Brenna!! I know I was meandering with my thumbs but I appreciate you following it. Ily too!!

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I AM the chaos in my head. (What’s with the inconsistent parenthetical use? The telling of that was WEIRD and disjointed. This banana pudding is INCREDIBLE. Good work bringing up euthanasia on a Tuesday.) All of THAT? It’s what makes me. If it goes away, so do I.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Anyway I told her if it made her feel better we could put heroin on my “KICK the bucket list” and she legit said “I think that’s where we end it for the night.” I love her so much. 🤣

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

[we could have an entire aside about how we euthanize a pet that we love because we know they’re suffering and it’s the right thing to do. How it’s LOVE that does that. How a person- being of sound mind- should be able to ask for that same kindness. But we won’t! On to the point!] 3/infinity

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

And I told her if they both fail me imma need her to do it. And I was like “I’ve never done heroin… get enough to end me and make it look like I did it.” Because if it came to that? If I disappeared completely? If I COULD I absolutely would. (2/ idk. Imagine knowing where a thought will end.)

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My dad has dementia. This isn’t new for me so I’m not going to be all sentimental about it right now. But it’s a necessary backstory. I was on the phone with my sister tonight and I mentioned that I have 2 people I’ve asked to take me out if it ever comes to that (1/ however many it takes)

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This banana pudding is gonna turn this year around, I can feel it.

Fire banana pudding incoming. Graham crackers AND Nila Wafers?
Standard issue Cool Whip.
Surprise! Mini chocolate chips.

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Also I swear he just did this with whole milk the other day. “That’s whole. With a w.” You think we can get the whole alphabet or what? Lmao.

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