crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So I’m gonna wear the costume and then I’m gonna make like 15 “I’m with the pickle” shirts to hand out to the people who come in with no costume. Because who doesn’t wanna be with the pickle? Couldn’t be me. 2100
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also. A town I live adjacent to got hit really hard by a tornado. Tonight there was an event during which I got to Fountains of Wayne, Charlie Berens, AND Tony Shalouhb. @fountofwayne.bsky.social @charlieberens.bsky.social @greenbaypackers.bsky.social 040
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It hits different when you leave those kind of comments on FB. 020
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. 171
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This banana pudding is gonna turn this year around, I can feel it. 030
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026In the event you think I’m exaggerating. Don’t mind my face. 050
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 09/03/2026This entire man was deeply frustrated when I insisted that reading the directions might not be a terrible idea. This stubborn bitch managed to get the pilot light lit. I shouldn’t be this satisfied, but that’s what the devil’s lettuce gets you. 030
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I’m the bully in the family group chat. 150
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Oh man. Nothing like that. And that this is waterfront property, for the most part. 100
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 29/01/2026MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE. @maddow.bsky.social 491
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Oh no I made ANOTHER one. This one has eggs with dill and garlic. Plus the shit I did before. I got out of bed to try it. 160
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Everything is terrible, but this is the most beautiful grilled cheese sandwich I’ve ever made. 4271
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/01/2026We got a pile of fans hoping the Pack don’t break our hearts. #NFL #Packers #Playoffs 020
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Throwback to my daughter answering questions in math class. It’s never not funny. 051
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Shit photo of some grossly over roasted asparagus that was, nonetheless, delicious. 040
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The word you’re looking for is “woman.” Furthermore: eat shit. 0100
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I asked a man in the bar this question and he said SQUIRREL. I can’t stop laughing. 5100
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Also. The top two Hernandez headlines this series are too good. 020
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Over here hollerin about baseball forgetting I’m dressed like this 🤣 3310
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Should you eat shit, Paula? Yes. Yes you should. 050
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is cereal soup? 091
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2025This is my lock screen. (Vincent Price, eating soup.) Show me yours. 14262
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I don’t owe anyone this but it’s EXHAUSTING to be accused of theft when basically half of my online presence was calling people on their shit. The other half was sincere kindness. Just. Fine. Take it. It’s not mine anymore. 160
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Friends. I found this unhinged book at a friend’s house and I can’t stop reading it. The comma placement is atrocious, but the sentiment? It’s worse. 120
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 21/06/2025For all of my friends who don’t understand Wisconsin weather… three days ago it was 60 degrees. 010
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Alright. If this was the other app I could @ the brand Colgate and ask them what sort of monster decided this product shouldn’t be re-sealable… someone that’s better at this site than me (everyone) tell me how to yell at brands. 030
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Being friends with me is a real treat. 030
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Please stop pretending “no tax on cash tips” is going to significantly impact your life… The other shit?? It absoLUTELY will. 022
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Ok but what if this was my entire tinder profile. 160
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Sometimes you say a thing and a bar owner writes it on the wall 🤣 080
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I yelled “LIQUID GUITAR.” Dealing with me is a lot. 040
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Motion to name this color “uteran pink.” 270
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I’m in Green Bay for draft day and it’s ridiculous. But we’re sitting outside of a bar and someone brought me a chair and my bf yelled “a CHAIR? ON DRAFT DAY?!?” I can’t stop laughing. 060
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 12/04/2025This is some of the most unhinged punctuation I’ve ever been subjected to. (It went on for five more paragraphs.) 050
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I don’t think my daughter is going to be nearly as amused as I am. 0161
