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Somario

@somariothehuman.bsky.social
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"Super fucking Mario!!!!!" He/him | late-20s | Graphic designer | Amateur artist | autistic somario.neocities.org

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🦁 FunkyLion 'Yuyake' 🦁 @funkylion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting tired of untested vibecoded ports that are just buggy and because no experienced coders are around, they can't fix it? Never fear, as I have listed decomps and recomps done by actual people and it will continue expanding! If you know any, lemme know!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Gee... guess we're in the thick of the 'Spooky Month' now huh... I really don't care for scares, maybe looking at the textures of my favourite Mario Party will ease my ner-"
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Donkey Kong History @donkeykonghistory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donkey Kong was once playable in two mobile games, but as of October 2026, neither remain available. (Dr. Mario World, Mobile, 2019) (Mario Kart Tour, Mobile, 2019)
Text reads, "Donkey Kong was once playable in two mobile games, but as of October 2026, neither remain available." To the left is a picture of Dr. Donkey Kong from Dr. Mario World above the text "(Dr. Mario World, Mobile, 2019)" and to the right is a picture of Donkey Kong as a racer in Mario Kart Tour, over the text "(Mario Kart Tour, Mobile, 2019)".
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halloween III: season of the wolp @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
naughty dog mascot is like something your uncle would draw if you asked him if he could draw a normal ass dog for you and its based on his friend cliff from college who died in 1988 because he choked on a miller high life bottle cap and then he starts crying when you ask him what's wrong
the original naughty dog mascot
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정(dune)🎴@gateway fate 301 @dunesand.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
dorohedoro baseball ticket prints for AX ⚾ go worms!
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harper @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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ana from situations @wr0ngdoll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is what it feels like going through your bookmarks and seeing 'this post has been deleted'
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🦑オニーカ🦑 @chuunioniika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nanobreaker (Konami, 2005)
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mostly an excuse to post one of my fav super sentai monsters, TYPEFACE Such an incredible design and execution
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 21/09/2026
In 2001, we really thought this was what the future of web design would look like.
2Advanced Studios v3 website in 2001Afterlab website in 2001Designgraphik website in 2001Floodgear website in 2001
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Digital illustration of a fish with legs wearing an orange swimming trunks, and an orange and white inflatable tube float around its waist. It is very confused-looking.
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When all is said and done, hang me up in the purple skeleton wall from Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3.
The purple skeleton wall from UMK3
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BeatRushMetro @beatrushmetro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Realest shit ever spoken
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes my feed is just: [amazing art] looking for work [goated resume] looking for work [great writing] looking for work [banger music] looking for work Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora. [industry veteran] looking for work
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Thomas Davis @cooltom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
* IP stolen from its original creator * dev wants to take an “anti-DEI” stance * partnering with a genAI startup * CEO is the guy who ruined Itagaki-san’s career potential worst game of 2027 coming right up
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
15 years ago we had Azaelia Banks, Grimes, and MIA now we have no Banks, everything is covered in Grime, and our leadership is MIA.
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm partial to the "Squishy" voice clip in Kirby's Avalanche
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the people need to be reminded of the goat
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
OC ❤️‍🔥🎸
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/3FWCvzduYZg?...
youtu.be
GOD Bless The U.S.A (9/11 Dance/Footwerk Group)
YouTube video by djyungtellem
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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct main show: Did you know? You can press buttons on your controller and it makes the pictures move on the television nintendo direct sizzle reel: fuck you the game of your dreams is out in 5 seconds it's gone here's another life changing game its gone also here's hot wheels fuck you
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
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Somario @somariothehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
with the ocarina of time remake coming out soon im looking forward to the mario 64 remake we already have a sneak preview here:
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Bridge to Nowhere @belugasturgeon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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💀Skelethan💀 | COMMS CLOSED @ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Lugia...? Sorry, pal. No one calls me that, anymore. It's SHOE-gia now!" #pokemon #art
Doodle of Lugia from Pokemon Silver/Gold, wearing comically large boots and striking an absolutely hard af pose
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is his time.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
mario needs to go back to doing fucked up shit like tearing a squid's tentacles off with his bare hands
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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BLURRY @veryblurry.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Vibrant Environments (1)
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The Sickly Wizard (Commisions Available) @thesicklywizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A new and excitingly different approach...
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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still mambo @strangeauthor.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
if ai is supposedly so good why force it on people (i know why)
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Early copies of Super Mario Sunshine had several bugs, including a fatal memory leak that would not only cause the Chucksters to throw Mario into our dimension, but it would, more importantly, IRREPARABLY BREAK the GameCube. This was patched in subsequent copies.
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Jenn @jennjam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The real lost of fgc culture is a ton of videos or tech no longer have rap or hip hop in the background and instead just the usual rotation of persona or Nintendo music most video editors use.
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TomTC 🐰 @tomtcart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Encounter with the Stockboys
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
getting into a battle in The World Ends With You be like Joshua: [standing in a sort of gay way] Hee hee, isn't this exciting, Neku? Neku: Eat shit and die my man the actual fucking wolves and bears in the streets of Shibuya: grrr the music for some reason: 🗣️ DID! YOU! WASH! THEM! NICE! AND! CLEAN!
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Gaggy Rogers @snackoon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Avert thine eyes from the final moments of a #LightUniverse.
An edited photo of five actors sitting in a stark white room, smiling, with a rainbow overhead
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DavidPCM / Demi! @davidpcm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
call me predictable
Edit of the quoted image, an edit of the "Actual Heroes" meme to read "Actual World Heroes", but instead featuring Mario and Leo from Cony's World Heroes 2.
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Weyland - ttv/weyland_here @weyland.live · 26/08/2026
FYI the HUGE number of AI slop at GamesCom's opening night live is not a sign that the industry has normalized AI. It's a ploy to make you believe that. These games are all by the same 3 or 4 publishers. This is a concerted effort to make consumers accept AI.
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🎇 tarratula @tarratula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
APRICITUM (2026/2027) Possible, improbable, happening, silence, infinite, alive.
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me when I make the Simpson.
[MATT GROANING]
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
porygon!!! #pokemon #pokemonart
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seeing takes like this without context is wild ass work. 1.) 2XKO failed because of Riot. They didn’t know how to foster a good fighting game, they just wanted another Free2Premium track to prey upon players. 2.) Fatal Fury failed because Saudi blood money put a rapist in the launch roster.
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