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∞ Monkeys

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New Deal Democrat Sometimes I do the RICO (Really Intense Cussing Online)

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 20h
It was extremely notable to me that almost nobody gave a shit about this It is maybe one of the worst discreet events to ever happen and just fucking crickets
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George C. Scott wore it better.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump & Rubio have encouraged Israel to render Gaza uninhabitable. Untreated wastewater is overflowing Gaza & spilling into the sea, but loose shit has a way of getting on everyone nearby. Algae blooms damaged Israeli desalination plants. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Israel facing water shortages caused by destruction of Gaza’s treatment plants
Five desalination plants shut down for days, while Gaza remains in grip of severe water and sanitation crisis
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if any artists are looking for a great canvas
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every. Democrat. The thing about electoral politics is that a "good" party is one that can be moved in the right direction by the coalition it represents. We did this.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King shit. t.co/0kwtLSmVJL
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thoughtful of the NYT photog to crop out the massive pile of crap this guy desperately needed to unload.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Diesel at record high prices and why no trucker convoy in DC?
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This xitter account has a 4 digit following & is lucky to break 10 likes on a post. I'm treating it the same way I'd treat anyone talking gibberish in public. Enjoy the spectacle if you're into it, I guess.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I wouldn't give for a discourse that acknowledges Jews purchased every inch of land they lived on before 1948 & the Brits were severely limiting Jewish immigration as the Holocaust began in order to quell Arab dissent to more Jews in Palestine.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate social media, except the part where a New York Times Bestselling author is arguing with a bunch of monkeys.
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But they just hate Zionists.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump, Johnson & Republican Senators play absolutely no role in certifying elections. This is done by State election officials & whole there's reason to worry about fuckery there, this is just chicken little nonsense.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what's the most insane hiring shibboleth you've ever heard, non-coffee edition
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Nightmarica @n1ghtmarica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeffries Write up time!!! (will be paraphrased) The news reporter was fishing hard for some game youtu.be/-PXs4ad6sWw?...
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Leader Jeffries on CNN's This Morning Weekend
YouTube video by Rep. Jeffries
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's right. You can't win elections as a Democrat by ignoring the concerns of voting demographics that aren't white men.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's right. And, Hispanic.
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GOP Delenda Est @preposterousgreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The central conceit of Bernie's attacks on the Democratic Party are that it lost the working class by being too corpo, when what actually happened was that the Dems lost white people over supporting civil rights. Dems still have the working class, because the working class is Black and female.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm just going to note how I find it fascinating that Arnold married into the closest thing there is to American nobility, had an affair producing a child & yet he's still relevant to "respectable" politics.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You would not like the result of the current Senate passing things with 51 votes. Schumer did not force Thune to break the last vestige of the filibuster because he's smarter than you.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Senate majority of less than 60 votes can pass things through budget reconciliation. They can't pass non-budget related resolutions with < 60 votes. If you know how to tie codifying trans rights to the budget, let us know.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The mom in that viral Giants clip would like everyone to stop making assumptions about her and her husband. Also, the reason she was carrying the kid was because it was cold and the baby was warm, so she didn't hand the baby off to the husband when she went to use the bathroom and get food.
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you showed me this picture and asked me to guess the job of the person in it I think it would take me a full month to get to "Congresswoman"
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmm, Duckworth is not allowed to say Democrats should put passing bills to bring back USAID & cut tariffs ahead of impeachments that won't get a single GOP vote, but this is fine.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hoo boy!
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mar-a-Lago has a book club?
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the first time I've come across the name "Evan Barker", but *coughcoughcoughcoughwheeze* Good luck with your "I'm just an independent thinker who's not afraid to ask questions" grift, Evan. I'll take a pass.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mamdani didn't arrest Bibi, but he did arrest Darializa Avila Chevalier. Not much of a reaction here to Mamdani making the same choice as other Mayors & Governors. share.google/HJD5lG1Bk6iD...
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Avila Chevalier arrested at anti-Netanyahu protest in New York
New York congressional candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier (D) was arrested Thursday, according to reports, during a protest against Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United…
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forensic pathologist Darin Wolfe says that he only finds water in the lungs in about 5% of the drowning autopsies he does.
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Dr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I'm Dale Gribble, and I'm proud to endorse my good friend, Gina-"
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Invoking their wartime alliance against Japan" is typical Trump "diplomacy". Aside from pissing off Japan here, the alliance was with Chiang Kai-shek's Republic of China, not Mao & the communists.
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talarico wants data centers to pay for their own grid upgrades, recycle their water, create real jobs, & get a community's consent before moving in. Paxton took nearly $500,000 from the industry. Texans want a senator who fights for them. That's why we will have a #BlueWaveIn40Days
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, great. We've rediscovered busing. You'd need to make that radius more like 40 miles & more in rural areas to account for segregation & concentrated poverty. You wouldn't be killed, but you would be voted out in the next election.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pacioli hate is out of control.
Medieval monk Luca Pacioli aka "The Father of Double Entry Bookeeping"
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a thread!
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Austin Powers' Goofy Funny Face
ALT: Austin Powers' Goofy Funny Face
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install.exe @lakecounty1975.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had to see this and now so do you
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Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 20/09/2026
Like I said about contradicting candidates 40something days out before an election. Trump hates any gop politician who doesn't fawn all over him and he let this one slide in public?
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I expect to hear a lot of crickets.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aubrey is getting an education, lol. The average US driver drives close to 40 miles a day. The Trump base in exurbs & rural towns drives a lot more.
aubrey martin
@QQQ275Soon
Are gas prices really that big of a deal?

Let’s say you drive 15 miles per day and get 30 miles per gallon. 

450 miles per month, 15 gallons per month 

Gas @ $3 = $45 per month 

Gas @ $6 = $90 per month 

Are we really worried about $45 per month? Less than a meal out.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Live by the woke, die by the woke, I guess.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Obviously transphobia is real and sucks. I’m not denying that, so put down your pitchforks. But I worry the apocalyptic panic we indulge in here scares off the eggs and kids and so forth. We want to make it easier, not harder to be trans.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm going to be using the line "spitting their dummies out of the pram and it has been beyond childish." www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Fenced-in Matlock woman, 81, wins three-year access fight
Derbyshire County Council shut off a gap, which had been used by a family since 1967.
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boonque @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what was even censored here??
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Takes huge bong rip) Fretted instruments are a scheme of industrialising & sanitizing music.
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Triplebassist @triplebassist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Americans are not exceptional (laudatory) or exceptional (derogatory). We're just people
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I came across this poll on how people in the UK would feel about their kid coming out as trans & Labour voters are more likely to be upset than voters as a whole. Idk what happened, but it hasn't happened to Democratic voters. medium.com/@mimmymum/th...
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myr @myrhhcaiah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We need to legalize crack to save people from their phones.
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My half blind eyes read this as "Meryl Streep cast as Asian" & I was very confused til I clicked it.
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