Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 12hOne of the few dynasty authors I will always go read. Great dude. If he were on socials yall would love him. 020
Reposted by Karl SafchickKarl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 21hI came up with a quarterish way through the season dynasty top-50 rankings. Scoring settings change from league to league, so these are generic. I'm here to answer any questions except "do you hate my favorite player?" If you don't see a player, I promise I ranked them 51. Let's get started... 211
Reposted by Karl SafchickMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 16hNo hyperbole here, I think this is one of the strongest things I’ve written in my career. 081
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 21hI came up with a quarterish way through the season dynasty top-50 rankings. Scoring settings change from league to league, so these are generic. I'm here to answer any questions except "do you hate my favorite player?" If you don't see a player, I promise I ranked them 51. Let's get started... 211
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me when the topic on socials is the Hall of Fame. 010
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you think Lane Johnson is a first ballot Hall of Famer, you must think the Hall will be adding Jason Peters Tyron Smith Trent Williams (if he retires) Joe Jacoby Willie Anderson, and Andrew Whitworth in the meantime. 510
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guys, chill out. It was Bijan, not Brian. #ThatHelpsNoOne 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I really want to drop some quarter-ish of the way through the season dynasty rankings (at least a few rounds), but I want to give MNF a chance to play out. Any big dynasty questions out there? I think my biggest jump (and probably too late) will be Michael Wilson. 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Zay Flowers is a top 12 dynasty WR and by proxy a top 25 dynasty asset until further notice. 130
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The top 5 teams in the league right now are probably 49ers Bills Jags Chiefs Seahawks 130
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Outside of maybe the Bucs, the NFC is wide open. It goes through Santa Clara right now, but outside of that, good luck finding the next best team. Hell, the three best NFC teams might be in the West. 140
Reposted by Karl SafchickKarl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Philly home game vs the Rams feels either like the game they lose before Sirianni goes on another wild Superbowl run, or the game he starts to really lose the locker room. Either way it feels like a loss. 031
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My LA/LA Superbowl prediction is looking grear 100
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Philly home game vs the Rams feels either like the game they lose before Sirianni goes on another wild Superbowl run, or the game he starts to really lose the locker room. Either way it feels like a loss. 031
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Jacksonville Jaguars are 11-1 in their last 12 regular season games. That includes a one score loss in Denver in Denver and a 3 point playoff loss to the Buffalo Bills. They are road underdogs to Cincinnati and 9th in Superbowl odds (tied with Cincinnati). 020
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Aaron Rodgers completion percentage has not been over 60% in a game yet this season. 110
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Michael Pittman Jr has averaged almost 1,000 yards per season over the last 5 seasons. Through almost 4 games (3 played), he's only 11 yards from 100 on the season. 240
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone tell him real G's move in silence like lasagna. 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This was in the middle of the night, so many of you didn't see it. I don't see how this trade makes any sense for the Cowboys. 110
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thoughts on the Joey Porter Jr. trade: JPJ wants to set the market. Dallas dosen't have the cap space to currently make that happen. The Cowboys are already in the red in 2027. I don't see how this works financially. Even if/when they play with the books enough, Pickens and others are gone. 110
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me when an NFL player I touted all summer scores a touchdown in week 3: 020
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The "yeah, we just asked him if he was in Atlanta" at the end had the exact same vibes as "...but these go to eleven." 140
Reposted by Karl SafchickJohn Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eric Schmidt is at it again. 1152
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Packers at Bucs this week? Losing coach is out of a job Monday? 110
Reposted by Karl SafchickKarl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How i can imagine the first round of a dynasty draft looking if held this week: 1. JSN 2. Chase 3. Gibbs 4. Bijan 5. Amon-Ra 6. Olave 7. Bowers 8. McBride 9. Walker 10. Lamb 11. Puka 12. Cook 241
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How i can imagine the first round of a dynasty draft looking if held this week: 1. JSN 2. Chase 3. Gibbs 4. Bijan 5. Amon-Ra 6. Olave 7. Bowers 8. McBride 9. Walker 10. Lamb 11. Puka 12. Cook 241
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when Kyren Williams was a bad draft pick way back in the summer of '26. 140
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Believe it or not, Case Keenum is actually older than Caleb Williams. 030
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The NFC is already an absolute clusterfuck if trying to predict any type of playoff run outside of like 3 teams. Imagine if the Case Keenum Bears win tomorrow night. 110
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your 3-0 starting QBS (pending MNF): Mahomes Allen Purdy ...Cousins? 010
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm going to fight a Ravens fan this week if they say they should've kicked a FG there. 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In the Chat GPT commercial the guy is partially blind, so he asks AI to tell him, specifically, what is on his dinner plate. The AI responds "Yup. That's your meal." And that's the commercial. 110
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It looks like Deebo is getting credit for 80 yards on that touchdown, but for fantasy purposes, is it rushing, receiving, or neither? It looks like neither. 100
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ryan Flournoy sounds like a new SNL cast member. 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sonny Styles has proven me wrong maybe more than any player I spoke about this offseason. Dude is already a star. 120
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026GEICO done messed up letting Skattebo sign with State Farm. "It's so easy Cam Skattebo can do it" writes itself. 120
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Love watching government propaganda in between touchdowns. 030
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I must've had a dream that I was researching Keenan Allen stats last night because I could've swore he was 1 TD away from a career milestone. Nope. Career TD 71. 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Joe Burrow, Rachaad White, and Jamar Chase all score at the same time. LSU is still scoring a day later. 000
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The TL is very shock-jocky this morning. Ready for some football. 011
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is BoJack Horseman the only animated show to make this list? I don't even think the biggest BoJack Horseman fan on the planet thinks its the best animated show of the century. 320
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone help me understand the whole "pause" thing young people are saying. Is it supposed to be derogatory like "no homo," or is it a little more innocent like "that's what she said," or "are we not doing phrasing?" 300
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yall remember that 90s anti-marijuana commercial where the dude takes a toke of the joint and unknowingly dives headfirst into a woodchipper? 410
Karl Safchick @karlsafchick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What are the worst positional groupings in the league right now? Washington CBs Green Bay OL ATL QBs What else am I missing? 630
