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Solid Gold Robot

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AI researcher from back before it was cool. Just kidding, it was always cool.

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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 3h
Reporters need to just say, "No, you're a bitch, fatty," when trump says stuff like this.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 3h
It's insane that we elected this imbecile twice, and we're gonna get another global pandemic.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 7h
I can't imagine a congressman today who molested children while a wrestling coach. Oh wait.
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Jim Jordan at Hearing
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 9h
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Al Pacino's Iconic 'Hoo-ah!' from Scent of a Woman
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It really does. And it doesn't.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recall this, in 2020, where Trump struggled to walk down a ramp, later claiming that it was slippery due to weather, even though you can see that it's a perfectly sunny day. youtu.be/6bqvGXGN4DA?...
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Trump's ramp walk: a "slippery" slope | AFP
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone gonna comment on the fact that Pete Hegseth stands with the posture of a toy action figure instead of a normal person? Is this supposed to be some hard core Alpha bro move?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being gay: cool Being straight: cool Being gay but not being able to accept it and then hating yourself and others while trying to hide the fact: not cool Half the GOP falls into that third category.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, that would be the case if i simply said they were gay. But I'm specifically talking about the fact that he's a self hating closeted gay dude. You have all these GOP dudes who are so closeted that they turn those feelings into hate and abuse towards openly gay people.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What does this even mean?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think he sexually assaults women to try and prove to himself that he's not gay, despite constantly dreaming of oiled up dudes.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, it's not at all. It isn't critical of gay people. It's critical of these guys in the GOP, who publicly advocate hating on gay and trans people, but then it inevitably turns out that they aren't just gay, but are weird deviants.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No real military leader would define leadership like this. The fact that Hegseth thinks this is leadership highlights how mindlessly superficial his understanding of any of this stuff is.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He literally just announced firing a fifth of our military leadership. They're actively damaging our military, as we speak. It'll take decades to recover from the damage inflicted by Trump's administration.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So.... Hegseth is super gay and closeted, right? And not some "normal" level of gay. But really like crazy turbo gay. Like, this is stuff he thinks about 24/7.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit, it's insane how closeted the weirdos in the modern GOP are.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's worth saying here: The only people obsessed with this stuff are weirdos in Trump's administration.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This could be a bumper sticker for Trump's entire administration: "A bunch of weak weirdos."
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"These dudes I meet with are the richest they've ever been!"
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need to raise gas prices by 50% in order to bring gas prices down.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The modern GOP is made of stupid, lazy, unserious people. They should be made fun of and shamed. They should be denied any respect, in any context, ever.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A bunch of people who are chronically online are going to just sit at home and not vote, while posting on social media how politically engaged they are.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imitation crab meat is like string cheese, but made out of fish.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Stupid and lazy" really is the best way to sum up the modern GOP. They're a bunch of choads who were mostly just given things their whole lives, and mistake their own luck for proficiency and prowess. They're just plain bad at almost everything they do.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is like watching a kid give a book report on a book that he clearly only read the beginning of.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do these GOP members really not understand that Jack Smith is WAY smarter than they are? And also not a corrupt criminal? Like, I get that they want to present him as a criminal, but at some point reality is going to get in the way.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not like these imbeciles can suddenly become smart.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a great example of what the entire GOP is at this point in history. They're just a bunch of unserious imbeciles who can't do even the basic legwork that should be a minimum requirement for their jobs. Schmitt concocts this conspiracy theory and presents it without even basic fact checking.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's slugs.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is what happens when you don't put felons in prison
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's the question to ask: What kind of fraud could you commit by signing up for health insurance and not using it? There's no way for a criminal to somehow make money from such an act.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why did Joe Biden impose all these tariffs, alienate all of our allies, and start a war with Iran?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The streaming services have new stuff... but let's be frank here... Old TV was better anyway. I'll happily sit and watch every episode of ST: TNG over virtually anything that is being made by big media corporations today.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got a google TV streamer thing, and it's freaking awesome once you set up IPTV stuff. It's kind of weird compared to how "normal" TV works, but mostly better, for my weird nerd tastes. Like... there's a whole Iron Chef channel. Just Iron Chef, 24/7. Or a Star Trek TNG channel. All free.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most Datacenters only employ around 50 on-site employees. The idea that they are going to bring a bunch of good jobs is a pure fiction.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when Trump's incompetence led to a million people dying from COVID? And then we somehow forgot, and elected him again?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To anyone in the press, Franklin's quote seems relevant to you guys. "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately" ~Benjamin Franklin, 1776
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Markwayne Mullin: "Those individuals came into the country the white way."
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
lol -- Enten unpacks how everyone hates Pete Hegseth, who has a -25 net approval rating, including -43 with independents
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is Josh Johnson able to make a new routine every week and be hilarious every single time?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yo @jaketapper.bsky.social How can you go on TV, and NOT call Trump the dumbest man alive, after he just spent all day saying stuff like this? bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Horses can be trained.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the best explanation. I've used it many times to explain why trade deficits aren't bad, and it clicks with everyone.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when @pixelatedboat.bsky.social tweeted this in 2018, and major news outlets had to fact check it? Because we all know that Trump is so stupid, that such a story could have easily been true. And Trump is much, much dumber now than he was in 2018.
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