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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛

@softfuzzyman.bsky.social
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i'm aj i'm 24 i'm they i'm alive

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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good night
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
never scary, only gross
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mo♡ @stopitlove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SpongeGPT be like "It's not just a boulder — it's a rock"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
frilled shark on the cover 🥺
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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
attempt to teach lunar lander about simple machines not going so well
Grey cat observes a rudimentary lever tucked under a carton with a treat hidden under it.The rudimentary lever is depressed, lifting the carton just enough that she can see the treat. She did not even slightly understand.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i still don't understand freshwater that moves
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i KNEW i saw them out of the corner of my eye at the movie theater concessions the other day. thank you
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
need this shirt that Spritle wears in Speed Racer '08
blue shirt featuring a yellow cartoon chicken holding a spoon and wearing a chef hat and apron that says "EAT WAFFLES"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HONDA FIT FEATURED IN COYOTE VS. ACME #HONDAFITMOVIES
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
because there are Definitely no older rescue cats at shelters anywhere that are already accustomed to, or could adjust to life solely indoors! none!
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i love that guy
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 24/08/2026
I also did this a year later with Anywhere Is by Enya and Up The Junction by Squeeze, and I did a better job but this one seemed to make people more upset m.youtube.com/watch?v=013Z...
m.youtube.com
ENYA/SQUEEZE - ANYWHERE IS UP THE JUNCTION
YouTube video by OK GLASS
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i love starlight 🥺 there was a Healing
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Uncommon Ephemera @uncommonephemera.org · 12/08/2026
LOST MEDIA PRESERVED at @archive.org: During severe weather in the 80s, NOAA Weather Radio would play these PSAs in between forecasts & warnings. The voiceover guy has the perfect voice to make listeners pay attention. This one discusses being on the road during... uncom.cc/noaaweatherpsas
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
MIKE LANE
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
and twisty ties that you will never use again
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fight Club was reheating Drop Dead Fred's nachos
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
holy fuck that's awesome
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
One of those “one weird trick” type ads, and it’s got a picture of a real frog perched inside the mouth of a weathered pig sculpture. And it says, A frog thinks its mom is a piggy.
Piggy mom on frog duty.
Gods creature news dot com. 

(froggy son in piggy situation)
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
why naked!!!!
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
alright, no plagiarism this time, ya hear?
a skeptical-looking gray cat sniffs a Splatoon Raiders game cartridge
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 20/07/2026
I'm like 2/3 of the way through this. It's everything I hoped and not at all what I expected. Everyone get on Blippo
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
centipede ⚠️
a medium-sized centipede with its head end up to the filter of a half-smoked cigarette. a facebook caption from the page "Animals smoking Durrys" says "no fucking idea what this cunt even is but he is chuffin back a fat dart and thats all that matters"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
a four star google maps review of a gamestop by Yail who says "Okay, NOW This GameStop Got Better, They Restock A Golden Freddy Squishmellow And Other Stuff But I Couldn't Get Two Cuz I'm Almost Broke But I Bought The Golden Freddy Squishmellow And It Was Soft And Rare Also!
Your Getting Better!!"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🆕 🥚
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/07/2026
What to do if you find a baby bunny. Thanks @portmanteauface.bsky.social for the suggestion!
A six-panel comic titled "what to do if you find a wild baby bunny in North America." There's a drawing of a cute baby bunny on a patch of grass with some daisies, and it's saying "You found me. Hello."

A drawing of rabbit nests. The text says "Most North American rabbits don't burrow. The mom rabbit makes a nest on the ground." There's an image of a circle of dried grass against a green lawn, labeled "It's well-hidden under dry grass or leaves." Then there's an image of baby rabbits curled up in fur, labeled "Underneath, the young are in a fur-lined bowl". "Check your lawn before you mow!"

An image of a mom rabbit nursing her tiny young who are crawling out of the nest against green grass and daisies. Text says "If you find a nest and don't see the mom, don't worry. She only visits for a few minutes every day to nurse." The mom says "Dinner is served." Text at the bottom says "Leave the nest alone and be sure to keep dogs and cats away."

An image of the top of the nest against green grass with a tic tac toe pattern of dried grass on it. Text says "If you think the babies have been orphaned, do this test: Use sticks or long grass to make a Tic Tac Toe pattern on the nest. Come back after at least 18 hours. If the pattern hasn't been disturbed, contact a wildlife rehabilitator."

An image of a small baby bunny sitting on some green grass. Text says "A baby bun leaves the nest in 3-4 weeks. If you find a bun on its own that looks like this, ears stick up, open eyes, 4-5 inch (10-13 cm) long, hops well, furred, uninjured, then it's just fine. Don't kidnap it!"

A cute bunny is jumping over green grass, and another is sitting up and saying "Thank you for bunderstanding." Text says "If not, or if a bun was touched by a cat, contact a wildlife rehabilitator. These are just the bun basics. For more detailed advice, consult your local wildlife rescue!"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I bet there are tons of awesome new cartoons by my favorite animator!
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
some canada geese and an orange traffic cone
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
started to call my binoculars Headphones, and the cemetery a Library
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i slept so little last night i just started to call mushrooms "elephants"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
okay, Treadmill Lubricant in the teen section is a new one
a small translucent plastic bottle sitting in a pool of its clear contents upon a wooden windowsill. its label says in red text "WARNING: THIS SILICON LUBRICANT CONTAINS CHEMICALS AND SHOULD BE USED FOR LUBRICATION PURPOSES ONLY. TO BE APPLIED ON THE RUNNING DECK ONLY. KEEP OUT PF REACH OF CHILDREN. READ OWNER'S MANUAL FOR LUBRICATION INSTRUCTION."
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
also, lots of Unknown and Often Sticky Substances that need wiping off (mostly a children's room problem but adult books get grimy too)
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
working with books in a library involves a lot of pulling human & pet hair out from in between pages and underneath stickers. They may not tell you this when they hire you
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yes 🙃
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かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ニャギ〜〜〜 📷20260130 #神戸どうぶつ王国 #マヌルネコ
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i brought my octopus to new york so that it could be friends with @ok.glass 's octopus :) @realityminus3.bsky.social
two small crocheted octopuses with button eyes, one orange and one blue, holding little arms with each other, upon the keys of a piano keyboard
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
NO MORE SAXOPHONES. saxophone privileges revoked
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i made an involuntary, Loud and urgent noise of disapproval when my eyes trailed down and met with the base of this building
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サメとメンダコ🦈🐙namelessmm2 @namelessmm2.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ハッピー!カニの日🦀✌️ #かにの日 でした #イラスト #illustration
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
sussy road
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
HOW CAN WE MAKE THE CHILDREN WEAR HELMETS ON THEIR DAMNED VELOCIPEDES
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
INCAPABLE OF FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP EVEN WHEN I TRY AWARD
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Stickyfrogs @stickyfrogs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jens and Round Frog discuss Who Is Tastier!
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my goat is pasteurized.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my goat is DRY CLEAN ONLY DO NOT IRON
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my goat is from a smoke- and pet-free home
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
trying 20 times to slide the switch 1 joycons back onto the rails whilst actively falling asleep >>>>>
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かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ミナミコ好きのみんなー! オラに元気を分けてくれーーー! 📷20260222 #伊豆アニマルキングダム #ミナミコアリクイ
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
omg tuca&bertie&speckle look awesome...
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